The Culture Cup 2.0

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 2:53 pm

Dear all,

After the runaway success of last year’s Culture Cup it’s about time we had another tournament so welcome to the Culture Cup 2.0.

In order to narrow it down to slightly less than 8 months of gruelling competition, I am only going to do 2 rounds of each (music, film and books) and then a final double point bonus round at the end.

The format will be the usual. I’ll put the questions up, you people PM with your choices and then I’ll put a poll up for the participants and the wider 606v2 community to cast their votes.

Could anyone interested please register their intent to play on this thread and I’ll leave it up till we have enough people to make it worthwhile.

Thanks,
Tino.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 May 2015, 2:56 pm

Yay! I'm in PMFSL LOL out loud #culture

by **superflyweight** Tue 05 May 2015, 2:57 pm

Consider my intent registered - with extreme f*cking prejudice!

by Rowley Tue 05 May 2015, 3:00 pm

I'm in. Superfly, you're going down.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 05 May 2015, 3:01 pm

I'm in as long as there's a round on bird's beavers.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 May 2015, 3:04 pm

I'm in! I read a book once.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 05 May 2015, 3:14 pm

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 May 2015, 3:23 pm

by Guest Tue 05 May 2015, 3:47 pm

I'm sure I can delay a killing spree for the chance to show you lot the immensefulness of my educationalism.

by 1GrumpyGolfer Tue 05 May 2015, 3:53 pm

So are we to expect entries including DEAF METAL, the unfinished step by step guide to blowing yourself up, the 1983 Hi-Tec mail order catalogue, and beardscaping by way of furry animals?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 May 2015, 3:58 pm

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:So are we to expect entries including DEAF METAL, the unfinished step by step guide to blowing yourself up, the 1983 Hi-Tec mail order catalogue, and beardscaping by way of furry animals?

And the definitive speech on why behind every great golfer is a great caddy

by Guest Tue 05 May 2015, 4:01 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
1GrumpyGolfer wrote:So are we to expect entries including DEAF METAL, the unfinished step by step guide to blowing yourself up, the 1983 Hi-Tec mail order catalogue, and beardscaping by way of furry animals?

And the definitive speech on why behind every great golfer is a bloke shouting, "You're holding that walking stick the wrong way round you dippy c*nt!"

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 4:13 pm

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:So are we to expect entries including DEAF METAL, the unfinished step by step guide to blowing yourself up, the 1983 Hi-Tec mail order catalogue, and beardscaping by way of furry animals?

You in then?

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 May 2015, 4:14 pm

I min.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 4:21 pm

Union Cane wrote:I min.

Shall I put you down for Force & Styles in the music rounds?

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 May 2015, 4:25 pm

Yes please.

The Culture Cup 2.0 3933776953

by 1GrumpyGolfer Tue 05 May 2015, 4:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
1GrumpyGolfer wrote:So are we to expect entries including DEAF METAL, the unfinished step by step guide to blowing yourself up, the 1983 Hi-Tec mail order catalogue, and beardscaping by way of furry animals?

You in then?

Get in! Didn't realise my application had been accepted and that I can enter into the illustrious world of wnkers that make up the Culture Cup. However, if that means I have to go through the initiation process and be bummed by Michaels, Galted, Galtova and her strap on, Ziggler then I'm out.

by Guest Tue 05 May 2015, 4:32 pm

You'd apply twice if you could

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 May 2015, 4:32 pm

Actually no.

I will instead pick pretentious knobheady crappy guitar music records that may garner me more points. I'm in it to win it, as Dale would say.

by Adam D Tue 05 May 2015, 4:33 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 4:35 pm

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
1GrumpyGolfer wrote:So are we to expect entries including DEAF METAL, the unfinished step by step guide to blowing yourself up, the 1983 Hi-Tec mail order catalogue, and beardscaping by way of furry animals?

You in then?

Get in! Didn't realise my application had been accepted and that I can enter into the illustrious world of wnkers that make up the Culture Cup. However, if that means I have to go through the initiation process and be bummed by Michaels, Galted, Galtova and her strap on, Ziggler then I'm out.

Just watch out for Ziggler. He bums you and then leaves. Never even kisses you goodnight.

by 1GrumpyGolfer Tue 05 May 2015, 4:36 pm

Not even a reach around??

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 4:37 pm

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Not even a reach around??

Erm,

Don't be vulgar.

by 1GrumpyGolfer Tue 05 May 2015, 4:47 pm

Sorry Tina, won't happen again.

Oh ffs, who am I trying to kid.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 05 May 2015, 5:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
1GrumpyGolfer wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
1GrumpyGolfer wrote:So are we to expect entries including DEAF METAL, the unfinished step by step guide to blowing yourself up, the 1983 Hi-Tec mail order catalogue, and beardscaping by way of furry animals?

You in then?

Get in! Didn't realise my application had been accepted and that I can enter into the illustrious world of wnkers that make up the Culture Cup. However, if that means I have to go through the initiation process and be bummed by Michaels, Galted, Galtova and her strap on, Ziggler then I'm out.

Just watch out for Ziggler. He bums you and then leaves. Never even kisses you goodnight.

I'm quite honoured that Galtova has named her strap on after me

by The Boss Wed 06 May 2015, 9:29 am

Aye Tino, after reading your tragic cry for help on the old one, I'm in.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 9:58 am

The Boss wrote:Aye Tino, after reading your tragic cry for help on the old one, I'm in.

You da man, Boss.

Niall Quinn again in the book rounds?

by Rowley Wed 06 May 2015, 9:59 am

Niall in the book rounds, Springsteen in the music. Reassuringly predictable.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 10:01 am

Rowley wrote:Niall in the book rounds, Springsteen in the music. Reassuringly predictable.

Boss is like a comfort blanket.

by Guest Wed 06 May 2015, 10:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Niall in the book rounds, Springsteen in the music. Reassuringly predictable.

Boss is like a comfort blanket.

What? He needs a wash cos he's covered in snot, spittle and smells faintly of wee?

by The Boss Wed 06 May 2015, 10:10 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Niall in the book rounds, Springsteen in the music. Reassuringly predictable.

Boss is like a comfort blanket.
What? He needs a wash cos he's covered in snot, spittle and smells faintly of wee?

Exactly.
Might mix it up with a song of ice and fire in the book rounds and Springsteen in the music. I like a bit of thrill.

by dancingweeman Wed 06 May 2015, 12:48 pm

Consider me in. Tentatively.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 12:52 pm

dancingweeman wrote:Consider me in. Tentatively.

Tentatively is good enough for me.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 06 May 2015, 1:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Tentatively is good enough for me.

There's a joke there, somewhere. Leave it with me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 1:55 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Tentatively is good enough for me.

There's a joke there, somewhere. Leave it with me.

Why, is someone going to write it for you?

by Rowley Wed 06 May 2015, 2:00 pm

Are we having this competition or not, stop waiting for a surge of new entrants that are clearly not going to arrive.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 06 May 2015, 2:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Tentatively is good enough for me.

There's a joke there, somewhere. Leave it with me.

Why, is someone going to write it for you?

I don't know, why is someone going to write it for me?

by Guest Wed 06 May 2015, 2:42 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Tentatively is good enough for me.

There's a joke there, somewhere. Leave it with me.

Why, is someone going to write it for you?

I don't know, why is someone going to write it for me?

Chances are it would be better than any of the bollox you've come up with so far

by Adam D Wed 06 May 2015, 3:02 pm

Joy Division - Love will tear us apart.

Do I win?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 06 May 2015, 3:03 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Tentatively is good enough for me.

There's a joke there, somewhere. Leave it with me.

Why, is someone going to write it for you?

I don't know, why is someone going to write it for me?
Chances are it would be better than any of the bollox you've come up with so far

I thought Thatcher killed all of you lot?

by Hammersmith harrier Wed 06 May 2015, 3:09 pm

No real idea what's going on but i'm in.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 06 May 2015, 3:10 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Tentatively is good enough for me.

There's a joke there, somewhere. Leave it with me.

Why, is someone going to write it for you?

I don't know, why is someone going to write it for me?
Chances are it would be better than any of the bollox you've come up with so far

I thought Thatcher killed all of you lot?

Unfortunately she only did for the welsh. Northerners were spared because they make bread.

by Guest Wed 06 May 2015, 3:19 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Tentatively is good enough for me.

There's a joke there, somewhere. Leave it with me.

Why, is someone going to write it for you?

I don't know, why is someone going to write it for me?
Chances are it would be better than any of the bollox you've come up with so far

I thought Thatcher killed all of you lot?

Unfortunately she only did for the welsh. Northerners were spared because they make bread.

Northerners were spared as she didn't have the guts to come up and finish the f*cking job herself...also, needed to keep someone alive to laugh at the number of silly southern c*nts falling under tube trains.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 06 May 2015, 3:22 pm

Thats the spirit, nothing like a Northerner for wanting to batter a woman

by Guest Wed 06 May 2015, 3:53 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Thats the spirit, nothing like a Northerner for wanting to batter a woman

Don't want to batter them, got to keep them healthy enough to plough the fields and what have you.

by compelling and rich Wed 06 May 2015, 6:14 pm

i'll play

we'll see if any of this rabble have become more cultured since last time

by Nakatomi Plaza Wed 06 May 2015, 7:27 pm

I'll have a go at this.

by compelling and rich Wed 06 May 2015, 7:43 pm

tino you got the league table of the last culture cup? cant remember who won. had a look but round 10 has been some what hijacked

by Trebs Wed 06 May 2015, 10:09 pm

I'd be interested but I think there should be some kind of system to ensure everyone gets a fair chance with first picks etc.

by Rowley Wed 06 May 2015, 10:17 pm

Trebs wrote:I'd be interested but I think there should be some kind of system to ensure everyone gets a fair chance with first picks etc.

Tina can barely run the thing as it is. I'd suggest not over complicating things or confusing him too much.

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