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Breaking News: All the build up to the big match, Everton vs Fulham in the Afro Cup can be seen first here and only here. Teams and tactics must be in by the close of today (13/06/2011)

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Bolton versus Spurs fixture will be played this week - Voting ends Wednesday 8th June at the end of the day.

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Your not a MelonHead.......I have dubbed you *drum roll please*

LikesToGiveHead !!!

BOOM Howd you likey that oneski?!

No deals as of yet mate, waiting on last few teams.
Ist Jason Lee the My Name Is Earl guy???

MAKE DAT LIKESTORECIVEHEAD (FROM YO MAMA!)

WEN DO U THINK THE LAST TEAMS WILL BE IN?

DONT KNOW ABOUT EARL! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW JASON LEE? HE IS ROONEY + LINEKER + SHEARER ALL ROLLED INTO 1!

He wasn't really though was he. He was like Heskey, Bendtner and Danny Cadamateri rolled into one.

He was a bit average, but ran around a lot for Forest, but gained noteriety because of Skinner and Baddiel on Fantasy Football League. He played for the Imps didn't he, which is why you worship him?

No Liverpool or Bolton tactics?

Do we give FootballCrazy and JasonLeeHead a chance to submit as I don't like these auto wins

BIGFELLA THAT IS BLASTFOMY! WHAT HAPPENED TO CADAMATERI? HE LOOKED GOOD AT ONE POINT!
HE DID PLAY FOR THE IMPS BUT I DONT LIKE THEM. I SUPPORT BOSTON UTD....WE PLAYING WIGAN IN PRE SEASON THIS YEAR

He was like Heskey, Bendtner and Danny Cadamateri rolled into one AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

LikesToGiveHeadToMen is your new name. this has been given to you as you love smoking man pole.

Teams should be sorted by Mon/Tues LikesToGiveHeadToMen.

Another thing I might suggest to Admin on this site, like on 606 at the bootom is says "X comments" as I could see 124 comments and when I refresh i can see 132 so the I know to go back and read 8 comments. What do Mandem think? Also what do you think LikesToGiveHeadToMen

Afro, FootballCrazy told me he emailed Nick his tactics last week??? I remember he specifically told me that.

Hughes has quit Fulham, you think he is going to Villa?

"LikesToGiveHeadToMen is not your new name" - You notice you did say not to him Nick? I think MelonHead is fitting in well, already started dissing you mum Nick haha. Nicks mum is a fan favourite amonst the members of this league Melon, so much so that we once honoured her be calling the league the NicksMumsLeague lol.

Cadamateri. Scored one great goal against Liverpool, got big headed, beat someone up, was released by Everton and moved to Bradford

and teams such as Nick's Mums Athletic, Nick's Mums South End.

A real league favourite she is and the only real reason why Azzy keeps coming back

Football Crazy did, I just found them and posted them now.

Smarts, go read the post again, you edited that to suit yourself

LikesToGiveHeadToMen is fitting in well here. Even tho he smokes man meat fair play to the lad

Saying that, where is Azzy??

Most likely dressed in medievel get-up and bashing someone with his pole.

It always amazes me the things your mum likes Nick

WHO IS AZZY?????????????
NICK IM NOT LIKING THIS, STICK TO DA TRUTH! P.S. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SMOKING MAN MEAT MEANS BUT U SEEM TO BE A SEXPERT IN THESE MATTERS?!$*!

yeah he probably is. Ill facebook him again.

It amazes me how much spunk is in your Arfo!!

LikesToGiveHeadToMen - not liking what??? Ok Pineapple, as the newman we will stop breaking your balls so much untill you are used to us lot.
I did find it funny the other day when you asked if thos questions were serious and I think Afro put something like you never kno with Nick lol.

MELONHEAD this is Azzy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aElBI_uFoZU

Shall we start predicting on matches then? Only Loserpool didn't get tactics in!

My Arfo?

If Azzy was around, I'd get him to find that list of questions you put down in the Apprentice task that finally tipped him over the edge. Then Melonhead could see that you were quite easy on him.

Can we let PineappleHead get some tactics in for Liverpool. I'd really like to avoid any auto wins if we can

AHHHHH HAHAHAHAH Ill find that list Afro. It was Mega pineapple, I litrally broke Azzy down. Me and Viva had slowley chipped away at him the BOOM my list of questions pushed him off the edge.
Ill go hunt for it now afro, its gotto be somewhere

GOONER I CANT WATCH UTUBE IN WORK. I HAVE TO DO SOME TACTICS?

Morning Battymen

Yeah Jason Lee was Earl in My Name is Earl. Gutted that program got cancelled, i thought it was great.

Good to see Tranquil back. And welcome, PineappleHead. You'll get used to this lot after a while but its full of legends.

To get you up to scratch:

> Everyone has had Nick's mum
> Fan is the footballing Guru
> Azzy, if he reappears, will at someone mention Woodgate and Owen as legends and throw his toys out the pram quite alot

AFRO AFRO AFRO...............I FOUND IT HAHA

Everyone has had Nick's mum = WELL I GUESS U LOT KNOW WHAT IM UPTO DIS WEEKEND THEN!

Go on then Nick. Stick it up

Pineapplehead. We had this thing called the apprentice task, like the show the apprentice we were in team and had a task to do and each week someone off the losing team was fired. So on this task Azzy had asked me to scout the opposition team. My list of questions to him is below:

Azzy, what do you want in the scout report? Like how much detail? What areas do you want scouted?
how much detail on the team?
Individual players?
stong foot?
height?
weight?hair colour? favourite food?
favourite colour?
favourite animal?
if they have a Mrs?
will she cheat on him?
the manager?
the managers Mrs?
the boots they wear?
the physio?
the kit man?
the boot cleaner??
past results?
last six?
away?
home?
combined?
PS3 or xBox?
if they play FIFA 11 or Pro Evo?
do they have Black Ops?
what is their games tag?
will they be online later to play?
do they go canock chase?
fav position?
sponsorship rights?
agents?
wages?
what they have for breakfast?
lunch?
tea?
dinner?
desert?
political views?
right wing or left wing?
transfer rumours?
who they think would win out of Mayweather v Pacman?
do they gamble?
if yes how much?
on what, horses/casino/cards?
career winnings?
do they like Viva?
pizza hut or dominos? pepsi or coke?
if they like snow winkeye?
hotmail or gmail?
Microsoft IE or Firefox?
simpsons or family guy?
nike or addidas? etc

Sayin scout them is fine but a bit of direction would help. I mean you dont want me coming back with just a predicted line up do you? If you can answer the above this will give me a better idea of a scouting report you are looking for. Cheers ok

Nick

Less of the mum jokes, we don't want to get banned do we.

I went on the website which we dont name anymore, clicked on Members Online and I seen BigAfro there.

This what you looking for?

Azzy, what do you want in the scout report? Like how much detail? What areas do you want scouted?
how much detail on the team?
Individual players?
stong foot?
height?
weight?hair colour? favourite food?
favourite colour?
favourite animal?
if they have a Mrs?
will she cheat on him?
the manager?
the managers Mrs?
the boots they wear?
the physio?
the kit man?
the boot cleaner??
past results?
last six?
away?
home?
combined?
PS3 or xBox?
if they play FIFA 11 or Pro Evo?
do they have Black Ops?
what is their games tag?
will they be online later to play?
do they go canock chase?
fav position?
sponsorship rights?
agents?
wages?
what they have for breakfast?
lunch?
tea?
dinner?
desert?
political views?
right wing or left wing?
transfer rumours?
who they think would win out of Mayweather v Pacman?
do they gamble?
if yes how much?
on what, horses/casino/cards?
career winnings?
do they like Viva?
pizza hut or dominos? pepsi or coke?
if they like snow ?
hotmail or gmail?
Microsoft IE or Firefox?
simpsons or family guy?
nike or addidas? etc

Sayin scout them is fine but a bit of direction would help. I mean you dont want me coming back with just a predicted line up do you? If you can answer the above this will give me a better idea of a scouting report you are looking for. Cheers

Abousolute quality, fantastic. I did feel sorry for Azzy later

BIGFELLA DID YOU SAY I NEED TACTICS?

Individual players? I like them in a pair
stong foot? Right
height? 5'10
weight? 13st LOL
hair colour? Black
favourite food? Anything chicken
favourite colour? Blue
favourite animal? tiger
if they have a Mrs? Yep
will she cheat on him? If her name is Nicks mum
the manager? Don't know him
the managers Mrs? Azzy???
the boots they wear? Shiny ones
the physio? likes to fix the groin area
the kit man? Likes to clean u-14 kit
the boot cleaner?? You wanna spit shie my shoes BOY!!!
past results? Won last 3 games on Fifa 11
last six? I can't think that far
away? Was at Nicks mum
home? Maybe
combined? Nope
PS3 or xBox? Xbox
if they play FIFA 11 or Pro Evo? Fifa
do they have Black Ops? Yes
what is their games tag? Cuban_Linx2
will they be online later to play? Yes
do they go canock chase? No
fav position? Attacking centre back
sponsorship rights? Don't have rights
agents? I'm like P. dot Scholes
wages? Not enough
what they have for breakfast? Hula Hoops
lunch? Not sure
tea? I don't do tea
dinner? Chicken wraps
desert? Toberone Big bar
political views? I like Turtles
right wing or left wing? I'm more left wing then Gareth Bale
transfer rumours? goal.com
who they think would win out of Mayweather v Pacman? Money Mayweather
do they gamble? No
if yes how much? N/A
on what, horses/casino/cards? N/A
career winnings? N/A
do they like Viva? Of course
pizza hut or dominos? Pizza Hut
pepsi or coke? Coke
if they like snow ? Yes
hotmail or gmail? hotmail
Microsoft IE or Firefox? Microsoft
simpsons or family guy? Both on top form? The SImpsons
nike or addidas? etc Adiddas

Everyone please answer these questions

It's not my call AnthonyHead.

I was suggesting that as we are missing only Liverpool tactics from the week 8 games, that we get you to do them.

It's up to Nick

OK LET ME KNOW

Individual players? Yea
stong foot? Either
height? 6'1
weight? 15st
hair colour? Any
favourite food? Chicken
favourite colour? Red
favourite animal? Llama
if they have a Mrs? Yes
will she cheat on him? When they see me of course
the manager? Dont care
the managers Mrs? Whoever hes banging
the boots they wear? Diadora
the physio? perverted
the kit man? Has style
the boot cleaner?? VIVA
past results? Won 8-2 at 5-a-side last night
last six? See pitch-invasion.com, Sunderland league, team Wimbledon
away? Was at Nicks mum with VIVA
home? Yep she came to mine also
combined? She liked it like that
PS3 or xBox? PS3
if they play FIFA 11 or Pro Evo? Fifa 11 all the way
do they have Black Ops? Yes
what is their games tag? fatandy14
will they be online later to play? Yes
do they go canock chase? WHAT!!
fav position? Doggy is the way forward
sponsorship rights? Don't have rights
agents? I'm my own agent
wages? Need more
what they have for breakfast? Nothing
lunch? Mixed Grill
tea? Dont think that far ahead
dinner? same as lunch aint it?
desert? Have to see the menu
political views? I am the law and even Chuck Norris bows to me
right wing or left wing? right wing
transfer rumours? daily star
who they think would win out of Mayweather v Pacman? Druggie Pacman
do they gamble? Yes
if yes how much? Small amounts
on what, horses/casino/cards? Horses/Football
career winnings? £0 (can minus be put here?)
do they like Viva? The Don
pizza hut or dominos? Neither
pepsi or coke? Coke
if they like snow ? Yes
hotmail or gmail? hotmail
Microsoft IE or Firefox? Microsoft
simpsons or family guy? Both
nike or addidas? Nike

Individual players? Work as a team, that's my philosophy
strong foot? Right
height? 6 foot
weight? 13st
hair colour? Black
favourite food? The Colonel's Fried chicken
favourite colour? Blue
favourite animal? tiger
if they have a Mrs? Yep
will she cheat on him? If her name is Nicks mum
the manager? Don't know him
the managers Mrs? Azzy???
the boots they wear? Adidas Blades
the physio? likes to fix the groin area
the kit man? Likes to clean u-14 kit
the boot cleaner?? Viva?
past results? Won some, lost some. I even drew some
last six? Long off Boundary
away? Was at Nicks mum
home? Yes
combined? Both
PS3 or xBox? Neither, not a gamer
if they play FIFA 11 or Pro Evo? No
do they have Black Ops? No. I've heard that it is treatable though.
what is their games tag? Cuban_Linx3
will they be online later to play? No
do they go canock chase? No
fav position? Striker
sponsorship rights? Picking between Nike, Adidas and Poundstretcher
agents? Secret
wages? Comfortable thanks
what they have for breakfast? Crunchy Nut at home, Bacon sarnie at work
lunch? Might go to Subway
tea? Milk, 1 sugar please
dinner?Chilli I think
desert? Ben & Jerry's Baked Alaska, followed by a big bag of Bacon Frazzles
political views? I don't like Turtles
right wing or left wing? Play either
transfer rumours? Tribal Football and football Rumours.com. They are FACT
who they think would win out of Mayweather v Pacman? Would want Pacman to win, but think PBF would.
do they gamble? Yes
if yes how much? Too much
on what, horses/casino/cards? Yes/No/No
career winnings? less than career spending
do they like Viva? Undecided. Can't get past the flowery shorts. The image is engrained in my mind.
pizza hut or dominos? Pizza Hut
pepsi or coke? Coke
if they like snow ? Yes
hotmail or gmail? gmail
Microsoft IE or Firefox? Firefox
simpsons or family guy? Both on top form? The SImpsons
nike or addidas? Weston-super-Sports

Yeah Man Pineapple get some tactis in and BOOM we are good to go.

Individual players? I like them in a pair
stong foot? Right
height? 5'7
weight? 11st
hair colour? Black
favourite food? Chinese
favourite colour? Red
favourite animal? husky
if they have a Mrs? Yep
will she cheat on him? If her name is Viva's sister
the manager? Don't know him
the managers Mrs? Azzy???
the boots they wear? Green F50's
the physio? hands on female
the kit man? ni nah kno
the boot cleaner?? Azzy
past results? Murked some mandem on Blops
last six? been to sleep since then
away? Viva's sister plays away
home? Yeah she comes to mine
combined? never
PS3 or xBox? PS3
if they play FIFA 11 or Pro Evo? Fifa
do they have Black Ops? Yes
what is their games tag? Nick_Fury85
will they be online later to play? Yes
do they go canock chase? No
fav position? Donkey Punch lol
sponsorship rights? I may do
agents? I am one
wages? yes please
what they have for breakfast? bacon bap w brown sauce
lunch? hell yeah
tea? coffee
dinner? Wedges with Chilli
desert? aero yogurt
political views? meh
right wing or left wing? Right wing Nani esq
transfer rumours? goal.com
who they think would win out of Mayweather v Pacman? Manny Pacman Pacquiao
do they gamble? Yes
if yes how much? Lots
on what, horses/casino/cards? All three
career winnings? couple G's
do they like Viva? Yeah hes cool
pizza hut or dominos? Dominos
pepsi or coke? Coke
if they like snow ? Snow as in..... lol
hotmail or gmail? Hotmail
Microsoft IE or Firefox? Firefox
simpsons or family guy? Both on top form? The Simpsons
nike or addidas? etc Adiddas Originals otherwise Nike

Well lads thats me done for this week. Ill cast my vote on monday for week 8's fixtures then we can move on and get cracking.

Might see some of you bad men on Blops later if im still awake, didnt go to sleep til 5:15 this morning after a quality night out and was up at half 7 for work, thats how i roll!!

Catch ya later Badman

Later Andy, BLOP BLOP BLOp, be online star. I might get the map packs tonight, new Zimbies BOOOOOOM

Cheers Andy

Pineapple Head - get some tactics in if you can.

You are playing Fulham. Your injuries this week were Forlan and Mexes, Fulham's were Crouch and Ljajic

This is the Fulham team page from 606 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A81177465

And get them posted on the tactics page

Individual players? ONLY JASON LEE
stong foot? RIGHT
height? 6FT
weight?hair colour? favourite food? 12.5ST/BROWN/CHICKEN PIE
favourite colour? GREEN
favourite animal? I AM AN ANIMAL
if they have a Mrs? COURSE BRUV
will she cheat on him? I WUD BAKSLAP ER
the manager? JASON LEE
the managers Mrs? MRS LEE
the boots they wear? OLD SKOOL PREDATOR
the physio? THEY FOR WOMEN
the kit man? NOEL WHELAN (PLAYED FOR BOSTSON 2005)
the boot cleaner?? JULIAN JOACHIN (ALSO PLAYED FOR BOSTON)
past results? WON
last six? W3 L2 D1
away? STALKING NICKS MUM
home? SERVICING NICKS MUM
combined? STALKING & SERVICING?
PS3 or xBox? NONE
if they play FIFA 11 or Pro Evo? NONE
do they have Black Ops? ???
what is their games tag? ???
will they be online later to play? NO
do they go canock chase? SAY WAT?
fav position? DOGGY STYLE
sponsorship rights? PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
agents? NEIN
wages? YA
what they have for breakfast? CURRY WURST
lunch? CHEESE WHEEL
tea? COFFEE
dinner? SPAG BOL
desert? PLEASE
political views? MEH
right wing or left wing? SECOND STRIKER
transfer rumours? BOSTON STANDARD
who they think would win out of Mayweather v Pacman? MONEY
do they gamble? RARE
if yes how much? NOT MUCH
on what, horses/casino/cards? FOOTIE
career winnings? BREAKING EVEN
do they like Viva? ONLY JUST MET BUT COULD BE THE START OF SUMTING BEATUFIUL
pizza hut or dominos? pepsi or coke? HUT & COKE
if they like snow ? MAYBE
hotmail or gmail? NONE
Microsoft IE or Firefox? MIRCO
simpsons or family guy? SIMP
nike or addidas? etc ADDIDAS

Some of you were just copying my lyrics, Afro why do you hate those shorts? It's almost Summer and I'm be wearing those badboys very soon with my clark Sandals broken DNG Sunglasses.

P.S I love you Afro shame you can't say the same about me :-(

BIGFELLA I DID TACTICS. HAD TO RUSH BUT THEY WILL B BETTER NEXT TIME I HOPE THEY OK.

favourite animal? I AM AN ANIMAL haha get in pineapple, your going to fit right in here!

Tactics are all in then? Commence Voting Minions!!!

Afro > < Viva

viva - I don't hate those shorts. It's just of question of what do I like most the shorts or you. Tough choice

Where do we vote Nick???

Voting Page?? Once not up? Ill do one

BOOM and theres now a voting page. How efficent is that!

DO I HAVE TO VOTE?
HOW DO WE VOTE? JUST SCORE? LIKE LIVERPOOL 2 NIL SUNDERLAND
SOMBODY VOTE & I WILL COPY

Like the Germans bruv!!!

Ill vote monday morning. Leaveing work at 4 so Im just finishing off a load of stuff. GEEEET MEEE

Yo Pineapple, where you from? UK?

Going to vote now, so take a look at mine Pineapple.

Basically, it's scoreline, goalscorers and a basic explanation why (so the managers have something to build on). And the method for calculating the results is not the one stated on the page. Andy does it and uses a similar, but slightly better method. Can't remember what exactly, but that shouldn't affect your votes.

Oh and you don't vote on your own game!!

CANT U SEE MY LOCATION? I CAN SEE URS. IM 4RM A SMALL TOWN SO U MITE NOT OF HEARD IT. BOSTON, ITS IN LINCOLNSHIRE?