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by Fernando Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:52 am

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Nadal Semi League

Fixtures
League Table & Top Scorers - Milkybar Kid
TP Bids
Transfer Confirmation
Lawyers - Ran by Azzy the Fluffer
Injuries - Ran by Trebizzle
Rules Page

Teams
Arsenal - Holymiky
Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Barcelona - Trebs
Bayern Munich - Fernando
Borussia Dortmund - Viva
Chelsea - BamBam
Juventus - Hero
Manchester City - Azzy The Fluffer
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - Olly
Real Madrid - Marky

Week 6 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 6th July by midnight
Bayern Munich & Fernando are Voter

Chelsea v Barcelona
Dortmund v Atletico Madrid
Juventus v Arsenal
Man Citeh v Real Madrid
Porto v PSG

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CURRENT FIFA15 ROLL OF HONOUR
Nando
Marky
Hero
Azzy
Miky
Viva
Trebs
GSC
Olly
Afro

In true Ring style, you can swap places with someone above you by beating them.

by Holymiky Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:07 am

Afro wrote:
Holymiky wrote:Afro I miss you having a team in these leagues mate.

I realise that you aren't taking part for reasons that you have told me before but yeah just saying.

It's tempting to buy a PS4 so I can play the PS4 lads I don't think I will though.

Thanks buddy. If it makes you feel better, you're the only one

Even I don't miss me having a team in the league.

No worries, how comes you don't miss it?

by nadeem2099 Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:10 am

I demand to be on that list. I've beaten viva on fifa 13. And I've destroyed nick and Olly on it aswell.

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:15 am

nadeem2099 wrote:So Barcelona have signed Arda Turan..........Who was expecting that?

Hasn't it been in the pipeline for quite a while?

I like the caveat that if the new Barca president doesn't want Turan, they can sell back to Atletico for 10% less than they paid.

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:16 am

nadeem2099 wrote:I demand to be on that list. I've beaten viva on fifa 13. And I've destroyed nick and Olly on it aswell.

You beat someone on FIFA15, you get added just above that person. It's results that count, not talk. And it's 2015.

by nadeem2099 Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:21 am

At least I can say I'm the defending fifa 13 champion. How many of you lot beat viva when he had Poopie Internet connection. The match we played took at least 20 mins to finish.

Wasn't Turan's agent banging about saying Turan wants to play in the epl. Made a massive fuss about it aswell.

by Azzy Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:34 am

Afro wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:I demand to be on that list. I've beaten viva on fifa 13. And I've destroyed nick and Olly on it aswell.

You beat someone on FIFA15, you get added just above that person. It's results that count, not talk. And it's 2015.

Move me above Hero then, I won our last game Euro Division Homepage 5 - Sponsored by Viva's Love of all things groping - Page 12 3559488474

by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:37 am

You were already above him Whistle

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:37 am

I'll be on between 7-9 add me to a match if you fancy a game.

by Azzy Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:40 am

How the hell is Miky above me? He's never beaten me, nor has he proven himself. It's like Raheem Sterling being worth more on TM than Thomas Muller.

by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:40 am

Because he's better then you Whistle

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:41 am

I could win a trillion matches in a row but I still won't be ranked higher than what I currently am. No suprise though when Nando is in charge of rankings.

Tactics are in don't expect anything but a loss with Nando doing them especially as his partner is playing me.

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:44 am

The initial list is based solely on opinions from where different people have played each other and judged the different people. As not everyone has played everyone else, it is not going to be accurate at the moment.

But you can fix anything you see as a discrepancy by playing someone and taking their spot by beating them.

If you are unhappy with being below someone, don't just say it, play them and beat them. Talk is worthless now, it's actions that count

by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:44 am

FIFA Diva wrote:I could win a trillion matches in a row but I still won't be ranked higher than what I currently am. No suprise though when Nando is in charge of rankings.

Tactics are in don't expect anything but a loss with Nando doing them especially as his partner is playing me.

I shall be fair angel

That being said until all tactics are in im not doing them.

by Holymiky Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:46 am

These FIFA rankings have nearly caused as much friction as a £10m cash injection Laugh

I do like them though.

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:47 am

FIFA Diva wrote:I could win a trillion matches in a row but I still won't be ranked higher than what I currently am. No suprise though when Nando is in charge of rankings.

Tactics are in don't expect anything but a loss with Nando doing them especially as his partner is playing me.

Yeah you can. It's entirely in your own hands. The table is artificial at the moment, that's acknowledged, but you play someone and beat them, you take their spot. Play cherries and beat him, you will go straight to the top.

We should add, that if you do not play any games for a while (say at least once a month?), you'll drop to the bottom of the list again. That's to stop people ducking each other.

Not that you'll care, because you'll be knackered, if not dead, after having played a trillion matches

by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:49 am

Viva gunna be bottom for a long time if ducking gets you dropped Laugh

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:53 am

Holymiky wrote:These FIFA rankings have nearly caused as much friction as a £10m cash injection I do like them though.

Remember Miky, they don't count for anything at the moment as it's too much based on opinions. You guys need to play games and make the table count for something.

The Euro Division FIFA15 motto is now "Talk is cheap, actions count!"

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:54 am

Fernando wrote:Viva gunna be bottom for a long time if ducking gets you dropped

I think it is safe to say I will remain at the bottom, given I have neither FIFA or a console Laugh

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:55 am

FIFA Diva wrote:Tactics are in don't expect anything but a loss with Nando doing them especially as his partner is playing me.

Good psychology there by Viva. Now Nando will feel pressured to not give Nadz the win in case it looks like bias clap

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:56 am

Add gsc to the list his bought an Xbox and take cherries of as he isn't here anymore R.I.P

How am I supposed to rank above the Xbox lot when I'll never play them unless they buy a PlayStation 4?

I reckon 1 month is far too long, at the most you need to play once a week unless you've got a major crisis.

On fight night you'd have to defend your belt at least 3 times a day or you'd lose it. So once a week is preety fair.

by nadeem2099 Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:58 am

Nando be like

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And viva be like

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by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:00 pm

FIFA Diva wrote:Add gsc to the list his bought an Xbox and take cherries of as he isn't here anymore R.I.P

How am I supposed to rank above the Xbox lot when I'll never play them unless they buy a PlayStation 4?

I reckon 1 month is far too long, at the most you need to play once a week unless you've got a major crisis.

On fight night you'd have to defend your belt at least 3 times a day or you'd lose it. So once a week is preety fair.

Alright we will split it in Champions League (xbox) Europa League (Ps4) since defeat all 3 of you on that side Whistle

Also Afro ud be above Viva on Alphabetical order Wink

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:01 pm

FIFA Diva wrote:Add gsc to the list his bought an Xbox and take cherries of as he isn't here anymore R.I.P

How am I supposed to rank above the Xbox lot when I'll never play them unless they buy a PlayStation 4?

I reckon 1 month is far too long, at the most you need to play once a week unless you've got a major crisis.

On fight night you'd have to defend your belt at least 3 times a day or you'd lose it. So once a week is preety fair.

Okay, I'll update the list. Does anyone have both consoles?

I put a month as I didn't want to make it too short, but is once a week more reasonable? I don't really know, but it does seem short.

Also, I'm not going to track specifically how frequently people play, so it'll be more a feel if someone hasn't played for a while rather than an absolute fixed length of time.

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:05 pm

FIFA Diva wrote:How am I supposed to rank above the Xbox lot when I'll never play them unless they buy a PlayStation 4?

Also, you consider yourself to belong at the top, and those at the top are PS4 players.

So beat them, you go ahead of the XBox owners and it then becomes their problem to try and get above you

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:13 pm

Nando you've never beat me in a legit game, you can't count the 6-0 because I said to you before the match I'll let you won so you'd progress.

Come back to when you actually beat me.

1 month is far too long to be inactive, I can play 3 matches online per hour . Maybe 2 weeks at the most then you'll get dropped.

I've offered out the ps4 boys but none of them have seemed to reply back. I'll be on around 7.

by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:15 pm

I would of progressed anyway so not my fault you can't count Whistle

Nando vs Viva - 2 games 1 win 1 draw 0 defeats Whistle

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:17 pm

Talk is cheap, actions count!

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:17 pm

At that time you weren't going to progress and if you were so confident why did you snap up my offer?

Sums you up and shows how much you're scared of me if you count that as a victory.

by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:21 pm

I was going to progress regardless of results Smile

Wouldn't you take a free win if offered it cos someone is too dumb to be able to figure someone was already through Wink

Says the guy that's ducked me on 2 different consoles now Whistle

by **Afro** Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:21 pm

FIFA Diva wrote:At that time you weren't going to progress and if you were so confident why did you snap up my offer?

Sums you up and shows how much you're scared of me if you count that as a victory.

Current ranking isn't based on either of those games between you. It is based on Marky's opinion on who was the better player having played you both.

Talk is cheap, actions count!

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:24 pm

So why did you need a 6 goal swing or something if you were already through? You were not through you needed to beat me heavily and hope other results go in your favour.

I couldn't play you on Xbox because my online wouldn't work and its not like I can onto invite you to a game.I never received a invite from you . But yeah keep using the ducking excuse and try and put the blame on me.

If you've got a friend who owns a ps4 play me on ttheir console

by Azzy Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:27 pm

Q: Why does Viva prefer 1 horse-sized duck to 100 duck-sized horses?

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by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:27 pm

I didn't need one Smile

If you couldn't work it out that's your own fault Smile

So quit your excuses Viva. Ive been on your side of the fence twice and you wouldn't play me cos if you want to prove your better find a friend with an XB1 and play me. Whistle

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:29 pm

If Xbox bring out a slimmer version then I may buy one but at the moment I already have a George Foreman grill don't need another one.

Nando you seen the gameplay for Gears Of War? Looks amazing, Uncharted 4 looks beautiful too .

by Fernando Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:31 pm

You might aswell everyone else here has one really Whistle

Not yet no i shall check them out later.

by nadeem2099 Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:32 pm

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:33 pm

If I had a friend who owned an Xbox I wouldn't be friends with them anymore.

I'm done talking with all of you,like I said earlier I'll be on tonight between 7-9 my gamertag is CubanLinxII add me if you haven't before and invite me to a game

by FIFA Diva Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:37 pm

Gears of war looks awesome better than anything on the ps4 at the moment until Uncharted 4 comes out.

Itd only be worth getting a Xbox if we all played one huge multiplayer game and we're in the same crew .

by nadeem2099 Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:40 pm

Isn't GOW being released late 2016? That's a long time to wait isn't it.

by Trebs Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:49 pm

FIFA Diva wrote:If I had a friend who owned an Xbox I wouldn't be friends with them anymore

This

by nadeem2099 Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:53 pm

Trebs has done a fancast with olly about Norwich. Yiu lot should do one for each of your own clubs. Afro with Everton, viva with man utd, nando with Arsenal, marky with crawly and miky with Chelsea. Azzy is also invited.

by Trebs Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:07 pm

Cheers Nadz.

I do agree though, I'd love to hear you all Smile

by The_Enigma Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:24 pm

Any word on when we'll be getting this week's lawyer offers? Need to try and generate some cash whilst the foreign transfer window is still open.

If this is infact going to be a one season wonder, I may as well look to freshen things up so a couple more players will be available to trade now.

by Azzy Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:24 pm

nadeem2099 wrote:Trebs has done a fancast with olly about Norwich. Yiu lot should do one for each of your own clubs. Afro with Everton, viva with man utd, nando with Arsenal, marky with crawly and miky with Chelsea. Azzy is also invited.

I'd rather cut my nuts off. I hate my own club nearly as much as I hate every other club. I pretty much hate football tbh.

by Holymiky Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:25 pm

Trebs when can you record, the best times for you?

by Trebs Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:32 pm

I can do tonight, after 9pm.

Or tomorrow/Thusday after 6.30pm.

Offer goes out to everyone

by Holymiky Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:35 pm

I can do tonight if you like, I might not be able to talk at a booming volume though as my baby niece will be in the room next door to me so I will have to be quieter obviously.

by Trebs Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:38 pm

That's fine.

I'll see you tonight, PM me your Skype name and I'll add you.

If there's anything specific you want to discuss let me know and I'll put some questions in.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:45 pm

I may have been a little drunk when doing tactics last night

by **Hero** Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:19 pm

I was coming down with tonsilitis so may have been a tad hallucinating.

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