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Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Barcelona - Trebs
Bayern Munich - Fernando
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Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - Olly
Real Madrid - Marky


Week 6 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 6th July by midnight
Bayern Munich & Fernando are Voter

Chelsea v Barcelona
Dortmund v Atletico Madrid
Juventus v Arsenal
Man Citeh v Real Madrid
Porto v PSG


CURRENT FIFA15 ROLL OF HONOUR
Nando
Marky
Hero
Azzy
Miky
Viva
Trebs
GSC
Olly
Afro

In true Ring style, you can swap places with someone above you by beating them.

Azzy wrote:Good to hear from you again soddy. Miky has taken your place as the dark horse of the league so if I were you I'd have a word.

Miky is too nice to be a dark horse. He's a beautiful, beaming white steed with a massive schlong.

Holymiky wrote:I can poll 4 options if you want?

French
Prem
Dutch
Championship

Think we'd need to pick the clubs for each option, I'll whizz through a load at lunch.

Holymiky wrote:I can poll 4 options if you want?

French
Prem
Dutch
Championship

Why just France and Dutch. You could do lower Bundesliga, Portugal, Spain. All of them really.

Hero wrote:Morning Soddy (and the rest of you).

Yeah thought it'd be fun to try something new results wise and this way there's no moaning at an individual when their results don't meet with the expectations of the managers, and it allows for upsets to happen to make it a bit more exciting. The added bonus that we can have a match night where the games are streamed through Twitch and we all can watch them should make it exciting!

That does sound like a very good idea.

How do you regulate transfers though, is it all done via Fifa, or does it still happen on the forum like before.

It's so new worldy. I go away for a couple of months and come back to the technological superhighway. I remember when Viva decided if you could sign a foreign...

Holymiky wrote:I can poll 4 options if you want?

French
Prem
Dutch
Championship

Do Championship. Inter-league deals I'm not that bothered about as starting with such poor teams, there's never anyone worth buying and those that are worth buying are massively overpriced by their managers. Lower league leagues always start out with a TP boom.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:Welcome to the board sodhat

Thanks Marky, I hope you guys like me.

Alright Olly, what's happening with you? Cradling a deflated football in bed every night, thinking of Tom Brady?

No staring at the picture of holding up the four rings duh

I'm working relatively hard - and still failing with women. So no different - yourself?

I have a real life girlfriend now, but I met her on POF so it's sort of cheating. First date boink = keeper

Is she 12?

Fifa won't update the squads any more so marseille will remain intact

Alrite Soddy!

I'd say Prem without the big boys, don't know enough about French, Dutch or Championship sides

Afro I'm open to all leagues, I don't mind what we do league wise, I was just listing the options, we could list all the major leagues and put teams on there as options for when people are choosing.

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:Welcome to the board sodhat

Thanks Marky, I hope you guys like me.

Alright Olly, what's happening with you? Cradling a deflated football in bed every night, thinking of Tom Brady?

No staring at the picture of holding up the four rings duh

I'm working relatively hard - and still failing with women. So no different - yourself?

I have a real life girlfriend now, but I met her on POF so it's sort of cheating. First date boink = keeper

Is she 12?

NO OLLY SHE'S 24 AND I ONLY TOUCHED HER WITH HER CONSENT

Although she was drunk. But I have text messages to prove consent.

She has a sister though? I'll put a word in for you.

"One of my internet friends I've never met and that likes pretending to be a football manager with other men is single. Fancy it?"

Sure thing.

Azzy wrote:

Holymiky wrote:I can poll 4 options if you want?

French
Prem
Dutch
Championship

Do Championship. Inter-league deals I'm not that bothered about as starting with such poor teams, there's never anyone worth buying and those that are worth buying are massively overpriced by their managers. Lower league leagues always start out with a TP boom.

I'm past trying to encourage inter league deals. It is a notice utopia, but reality is exactly what Azzy says.

I've come to the conclusion that you can't base your rules and league on trying to encourage domestics. If they happen, they happen.

Trebs - it won't be based on FIFA squads I don't think. It will still be based on current RL squads on TM, and TM will still be the valuation method.

So Marseille will very likely look a lot different by the time we start.

I would be happy with lower Prem or Championship.

We must play Sheep today.

Hi Sodhat, nice to see you.

FIFA Diva wrote:We must play Sheep today.

Hi Sodhat, nice to see you.

Is that a hint that I should do a sheep?

I think I've forgotten how.

How long has it been since the last game of Mafia by the way? Loved that sh!t.

Are you joining Afro? Or just adding your opinion?

And how are you doing Viva? What's going on in your life?

sodhat wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:We must play Sheep today.

Hi Sodhat, nice to see you.

Is that a hint that I should do a sheep?

I think I've forgotten how.

How long has it been since the last game of Mafia by the way? Loved that sh!t.

no it wasn't I was genuinely saying hello to you. It should be one of the regulars who should be doing sheep.

Who hasn't done sheep since this league started.. Should be one of those

I definitely have

sodhat wrote:And how are you doing Viva? What's going on in your life?

I'm great thanks.

Same old really, nothing special to mention.

BamBam wrote:Who hasn't done sheep since this league started.. Should be one of those

I definitely have

Marky, Olly, Nando, Azzy, Afro, Nadeem, Mighty.

Anyone here use Spotify?

Yep I have Premium of it Viva, though also trying out the new Apple Music at present.

I have Spotify Premium as well.

FIFA Diva wrote:

BamBam wrote:Who hasn't done sheep since this league started.. Should be one of those

I definitely have

Marky, Olly, Nando, Azzy, Afro, Nadeem, Mighty.

Nad has definately done it. I've definately done it and I wasn't even a manager at the time.

It's normally the voter that does it

I've done it. I volunteered about a fortnight ago.

I could do a sheep now but results wouldn't be till I get back from work (so after 6)

Hero wrote:Yep I have Premium of it Viva, though also trying out the new Apple Music at present.

What's Spotify like? I'm thinking of purchasing it. Is it easy to use? How many songs do they have?

I was messing around with Apple Music the other day, I like it.

I'm doing Sheep when I do results.

Ok here's the leagues to choose between:



Ligue 1

Marseille	26	65,66 Mill. £
Saint-Étienne	23	53,03 Mill. £
Rennes	33	49,72 Mill. £
G. Bordeaux	29	45,96 Mill. £
LOSC Lille	28	40,39 Mill. £
OGC Nice	25	35,21 Mill. £
Montpellier	31	33,99 Mill. £
FC Nantes	24	31,47 Mill. £
FC Lorient	25	30,91 Mill. £
Toulouse	25	30,59 Mill. £
Reims	23	22,96 Mill. £
SM Caen	25	21,46 Mill. £
Guingamp	24	18,24 Mill. £
Troyes	27	12,64 Mill. £

Bundesliga

Bay. Leverkusen	27	117,08 Mill. £
Bor. M'gladbach	26	87,19 Mill. £
1899 Hoffenheim	30	68,25 Mill. £
VfB Stuttgart	29	52,85 Mill. £
Hamburger SV	32	47,01 Mill. £
Hannover 96	33	44,47 Mill. £
E. Frankfurt	27	44,38 Mill. £
Hertha BSC	28	44,00 Mill. £
Werder Bremen	35	42,68 Mill. £
1.FSV Mainz 05	29	41,58 Mill. £
FC Augsburg	30	31,22 Mill. £
1. FC Köln	24	30,98 Mill. £
FC Ingolstadt	26	15,86 Mill. £
SV Darmstadt 98	21	9,38 Mill. £

Premier League

Southampton FC	25	133,18 Mill. £
Everton	25	126,70 Mill. £
Swansea City	27	95,03 Mill. £
West Ham Utd.	24	89,25 Mill. £
Newcastle Utd.	30	87,85 Mill. £
Crystal Palace	29	74,55 Mill. £
Aston Villa	28	71,58 Mill. £
Stoke City	22	61,78 Mill. £
Sunderland AFC	24	60,73 Mill. £
West Brom	21	55,65 Mill. £
Leicester City	24	54,95 Mill. £
Norwich	29	49,88 Mill. £
Watford	31	46,20 Mill. £
Bournemouth	27	28,88 Mill. £

Eredivisie

Feyenoord	29	47,36 Mill. £
FC Twente	21	26,01 Mill. £
FC Groningen	26	20,49 Mill. £
AZ Alkmaar	25	20,09 Mill. £
Vitesse	21	19,18 Mill. £
SC Heerenveen	26	13,98 Mill. £
FC Utrecht	33	13,60 Mill. £
Willem II	22	9,63 Mill. £
PEC Zwolle	20	9,31 Mill. £
ADO Den Haag	24	8,68 Mill. £
Heracles Almelo	26	7,82 Mill. £
SBV Excelsior	24	6,42 Mill. £
SC Cambuur	21	6,39 Mill. £
NEC Nijmegen	18	4,92 Mill. £

Championship

Hull City	21	54,74 Mill. £
QPR	24	44,66 Mill. £
Cardiff	38	35,26 Mill. £
Derby	29	31,26 Mill. £
Burnley FC	25	28,04 Mill. £
Fulham FC	32	27,41 Mill. £
Nottm Forest	27	24,85 Mill. £
Blackburn	23	22,33 Mill. £
Middlesbrough	25	18,57 Mill. £
Reading	29	18,20 Mill. £
Sheff Wed	22	17,19 Mill. £
Brighton	28	15,44 Mill. £
Charlton	34	15,23 Mill. £
Leeds	24	14,40 Mill. £

Serie A

Fiorentina	29	85,16 Mill. £
Sampdoria	35	75,92 Mill. £
Udinese Calcio	36	71,51 Mill. £
Genoa	30	60,38 Mill. £
Atalanta	41	47,83 Mill. £
Torino	26	47,74 Mill. £
Sassuolo	27	45,73 Mill. £
US Palermo	28	37,00 Mill. £
Hellas Verona	27	28,14 Mill. £
Chievo Verona	33	27,46 Mill. £
FC Empoli	21	24,12 Mill. £
Bologna	27	17,75 Mill. £
Carpi	22	15,03 Mill. £
Frosinone	25	11,38 Mill. £

La Liga

Sevilla FC	23	108,43 Mill. £
Athletic Bilbao	31	82,88 Mill. £
Villarreal CF	24	74,20 Mill. £
Real Sociedad	27	67,69 Mill. £
Celta de Vigo	20	45,43 Mill. £
Málaga CF	21	41,58 Mill. £
Espanyol	28	41,16 Mill. £
Real Betis	32	35,14 Mill. £
Granada CF	27	28,98 Mill. £
Getafe CF	16	27,79 Mill. £
Levante UD	21	22,19 Mill. £
Dep. La Coruña	19	20,79 Mill. £
Sporting Gijón	24	18,41 Mill. £
Rayo Vallecano	18	16,80 Mill. £

FIFA Diva wrote:

Hero wrote:Yep I have Premium of it Viva, though also trying out the new Apple Music at present.

What's Spotify like? I'm thinking of purchasing it. Is it easy to use? How many songs do they have?

I was messing around with Apple Music the other day, I like it.

As I'm used to Spotify I'm finding Apple Music not that great tbh (and that say's something from an Apple fanboy) Spotify has countless songs, just an immense library, what I like most though are the playlists it brings up for you. Apple seems to better with its intuitive nature into knowing what bands you like and recommending others though.

Tables didn't format as well as I'd hope, where they've blurred then the 1st two numbers are squad sizes.

Championship or premier league imo

I will poll it later and post those teams in another post underneath.

Olly wrote:Championship or premier league imo

I agree. With budgets bridging the difference in values so all start at the same point

I do like the idea of Championship teams as it gives us the opportunity to build our teams up.

Afro your not in for next season are you? Saw you say something earlier that seemed like you might be interested?

I'm going to take a team in the new league, if there is space

Excuse me whilst I celebrate that amazing news !

Not sure of which front 6 team is better;

Nando, afro, marky, soddy.... Whoever?

Can we do a fancast at some point, i'd love to hear from you to complete the series

I don't know enough about the ongoings at my club do to a fancast at the moment TBH.

Just need to look at the backpages for Chelsea info surely?

Reckon you need the defensive presence Marky

Not sure people will be interested in an Everton podcast

BamBam wrote:Reckon you need the defensive presence Marky

I was thinking that, I suppose it depends on the opposition a bit.

I actually planned out an everton one but the guy cancelled.

No pressure afro but you'd be ideal. Also it gives me scope to talk about tom Cleverley

Olly wrote:Not sure people will be interested in an Everton podcast

I'd take that from someone who supported a decent team, but not from you

Afro only proof would be if you do it and get more listens

Afro wrote:

Olly wrote:Not sure people will be interested in an Everton podcast

I'd take that from someone who supported a decent team, but not from you

My podcast got rave reviews from Nick. Thus a success

What happened to sheep?!

It's a bit late for sheep-ing.

We've all been a bit sheepish today.

I can baaarely conceal my disappointment