The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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WADAW.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Alistair wrote:
Moulin Rouge; enjoyable, but it's no Les Mis.

I think you're lucky I don't get a vote. Although, if there is to be a spot for one person with such tastes then you are probably already likely to usurp Adam simply for not being Adam.

I prefer the aesthetics of Anne Hathaway to Nicole Kidman. There are other varying factors, Hugh Jackman beats McGregor hands down, i've seen Eyes Wide Shut, which was enough to put me off Miss Kidman for life. I will only ever watch Days of Thunder with her in it.

Your other questions...

How much do you like Oasis? They are ok, old stuff is better.

Do you think lemon is a colour? No. It's a fruit.

Which minor celebrities have you met in equally boring situations? Martin Clunes, Derek Redmond, Sharron Davies.

What are your views on jazz? Don't mind the odd bit of Miles Davies.....and Ron Burgundy.

Are you comfortable with Shah being in the country? Who is Shah and why should i be worried?

Do you have far right views on the poor scum who you may encounter if you are not careful? Is this referring to Shah?

Or eat all the pies? What type of pie?

Alistair wrote: Hugh Jackman beats McGregor hands down,

Pity. It was all going so well.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote: Hugh Jackman beats McGregor hands down,

Pity. It was all going so well.

Is that a declined on my application?

Will mean it will be tough to get Tina on board.

Raf was only ever an associate member. He was lucky to get that far (I think we were keen to see if he could bring any 19 year old girls on board) and his eventual expulsion on the grounds of excessive metro-sexuality and cockwomblery was long overdue.

Alistair is not Raf and he knows a lot about the Kennedy assassination, so he gets a yes from me.

superflyweight wrote:

Alistair is not Raf and he knows a lot about the Kennedy assassination, so he gets a yes from me.

I agree, I am even willing to overlook his inability to draw the correct conclusions from that knowledge.

Jeff wrote:Will mean it will be tough to get Tina on board.

Has Alistair passed the "sink test"?

Good point Rick. Ali, have you ever peed in a sink?

Yes.

This is all looking excellent. Am genuinely excited. Any fictional sexual conquests you want to share?

Did you have to be wary of "crossing the beams" with a minor celebrity whilst peeing in the sink?

This isn't essential but will be a 'nice to have'.

Have we covered the sexual pleasuring of a librarian with a digit?

Have you ever raced a bath tub?

Thoughts on wearing sunglasses inside?

How many wives do you have?

Do you think Sonia Jackson is fit?

Hugh Jackman - discuss.

Rowley wrote:This is all looking excellent. Am genuinely excited. Any fictional sexual conquests you want to share?

Geri Halliwell, after she lost weight and did a spread for Maxim.

Never had that, Superfly, sorry.

Never raced a bath tub, Sunglasses are for places where it's sunny, not a fashion statement. Nor should they be worn on your head inside, to let people know that at any moment you could look 'cooler'. I have no wives. Just a ball and chain that holds me back in life. It also has a vacuum that's attached to my wallet.

I'd prefer Carol, Sean

Never 'indexed' a librarian....do i get points for the pun?

Alistair wrote:do i get points for the pun?

Not quite as good as pooey decimal Alistair but great form nontheless, well played....

History

1. The rain falls hard on a humdrum town, this town has dragged you down

2. Trying to make a move just to stay in the game, I try to stay awake and remember my name

3.

Spoiler:

4. Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past, You must fight just to keep them alive

5.  

Spoiler:

I am convinced, he is in. Galted is still my favourite, but this is a solid start, he could trouble my top five posters.

Adam D wrote:Hugh Jackman - discuss.

I quite like him. He's unfortunate to have been saddled with the curse of playing one successful character.

4) Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
3) Harold Bishop

2. is Keane - Everybody's Changing?

all correct

Adam D wrote:2. is Keane - Everybody's Changing?

Yes, it most certainly is.

5) Billy Bremner?

1 Willian it was really nothing The Smiths
2 Keane Everything changes
4 Survivor Eye of the Tiger

Can't open the first spoiler and the second I have no idea.

Battle of Hastings?

Harold got shot in the eye? William the Conqueror. 

Is the mystery spoiler the Bayeaux tapestry?

First spoiler is Harold Bishop

Rowley wrote:1 Willian it was really nothing The Smiths
2 Keane Everything changes
4 Survivor Eye of the Tiger

Can't open the first spoiler and the second I have no idea.

I am disappointed as a Yorkshireman you don't know the second one. Everyday we're all gonna say we love you Leeds Leeds Leeds......

Adam D wrote:Battle of Hastings?

Harold got shot in the eye? William the Conqueror. 

Is the mystery spoiler the Bayeaux tapestry?

We have a winner.

Keane, as windows would have told you are from Battle (which is pretty much Hastings).

Mystery spoiler is NORMAN Hunter.

I hate Leeds.

Alistair wrote:Yes.

Ok, I vote yes for the p*ssing in a sink. Classic stuff.

One warning though, young man. This is my turf. My f*cking Culture Cup. I started it and I own it. You mention H*gh J*ckman again and you'll be out quicker than Sean can get a minor celebrities knickers down.

Tread carefully.

And welcome.

Here we go with Leeds United,
We're gonna give the boys a hand,
Stand up and sing for Leeds united,
They are the greatest in the land,

Can I hear more about the Geri Halliwell story. Are you claiming you banged Ginger?

If so that blows Sean dragging Sonia from eastenders round a night club dancefloor during the erection section out of the water.

Adam D wrote:Can I hear more about the Geri Halliwell story. Are you claiming you banged Ginger?

He said fictional. I assumed we just made a story up. I remember the Maxim spread though, pretty sure i imagined getting my ginger wings, so to speak.

Unless of course i completed the set of people who had fictionally slept with a member of the Spice Girls.

Alistair wrote:Unless of course i completed the set of people who had fictionally slept with a member of the Spice Girls.

Not unless Old Spice counts...

My boss at works claims to have once got off with Louise Redknapp in a nightclub, in her pre Eternal days. Which gives you an idea of my success with the ladies. My fictional celebrity encounter does not even relate to me.

Rowley wrote:My fictional celebrity encounter does not even relate to me.

Incest is generally frowned upon, Rowley.

I live in Rotherham, don't judge me by your standards.

I once bummed Shoema Thurman

Dr Shoe wrote:I once bummed Shoema Thurman

Elizabeth Shoe?

seanmichaels wrote:

Dr Shoe wrote:I once bummed Shoema Thurman

Elizabeth Shoe?

On reflection, that was a much better pun. Damn you.

I had a threesome with Bootsy Collins?

Rowley wrote:I live in Rotherham, don't judge me by your standards.

I won't judge, even if i did Google 'Rotherham' and the 3rd post was a news article relating to sexual abuse.

Disappointing there were two that beat it, standards are slipping.

Jeff, you are getting dangerously close to 20k.

One was the Football Club and the other your Wiki page, which i didn't look at, it's probably NSFW.

Dr Shoe wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Dr Shoe wrote:I once bummed Shoema Thurman

Elizabeth Shoe?

On reflection, that was a much better pun. Damn you.

I had a threesome with Bootsy Collins?

Did you tongue his bootsy?

seanmichaels wrote:Jeff, you are getting dangerously close to 20k.

cheers Sean, had not noticed. Will try and unleash some more emo poetry to mark the occasion.

we have possibly missed the most important question. Has alistair ever owned or worn a pair of hi techs for casual wear?