The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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5. Stop.

Got to be better than Adam Johnson, he is an alledged nonce...

Long overdue Tina.

Rowley wrote:Long overdue Tina.

Thanks Jeff.

He will never replace you in my list but he has definitely ousted Dolphin now.

Adam Horovitz of the Beastie Boys would be a good shout.

Tell me what to do to make number 1 in your lists guys. I'll do ANYTHING.

I'm Top 7 in Tino's and Top 5 in Galted's (I think). If that doesn't scream respect then I don't know what does.

1 Galted
2 Tina
3 Superfly
4 Rick
5 Jules
6 SerialDAVE
7 Sean
8 Alistair
9 Dolphin
10 Hero
11 Adam
12 Nadeem
13 Raf

nadeem2099 wrote:Tell me what to do to make number 1 in your lists guys. I'll do ANYTHING.

In that case, you should get to No 1 in sean's list fairly easily.

I had hoped to be above sean, Rowley. Any chance of a recount?

The mercurial number 7. I see myself as the Cantona type.

Alistair wrote:I had hoped to be above sean, Rowley. Any chance of a recount?

None whatsoever. Sean may be odd but he is old school CC. As such it will take quite some effort for you to end up above him.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:I had hoped to be above sean, Rowley. Any chance of a recount?

As such it will take quite some effort for you to end up above him.

Breasts?

Chuffed with that Jeff

Rowley wrote:1 Galted
2 Tina
3 Superfly
4 Rick
5 Jules
6 SerialDAVE
7 Sean
8 Alistair
9 Dolphin
10 Hero
11 Adam
12 Nadeem
13 Raf

I bloody love you Jeff.

There is no disgrace at all in being underneath Galted.

Just ask Galtova.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:Tell me what to do to make number 1 in your lists guys. I'll do ANYTHING.

In that case, you should get to No 1 in sean's list fairly easily.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. I will not resist if it means I reach the top of the mountain.

rick_dagless wrote:Chuffed with that Jeff

You were higher Rick, but then Superfly called someone a f*ck knuckle on the off topic section, that was enough to see him sneak above you.

Rowley wrote:1 Galted
2 Tina
3 Superfly
4 Rick
5 Jules
6 SerialDAVE
7 Sean
8 Alistair
9 Dolphin
10 Hero
11 Adam
12 Nadeem
13 Raf

I'm quite overwhelmed. I think I'll go to HMV and smash up their Beatles selection.

nadeem2099 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:Tell me what to do to make number 1 in your lists guys. I'll do ANYTHING.

In that case, you should get to No 1 in sean's list fairly easily.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. I will not resist if it means I reach the top of the mountain.

Tesco's are doing 3 crates of Strongbow for £20.

Jeff wrote:You were higher Rick, but then Superfly called someone a f*ck knuckle on the off topic section, that was enough to see him sneak above you.

Perfectly understandable Jeff, exalted company indeed...

Rowley wrote:1 Galted
2 Tina
3 Superfly
4 Rick
5 Jules
6 SerialDAVE
7 Sean
8 Alistair
9 Dolphin
10 Hero
11 Adam
12 Nadeem
13 Raf

I'm quite underwhelmed.

Sorry Jules you made a joke I did not understand yesterday, also you have not called anybody a f*ck knuckle recently to the best of my knowledge.

seanmichaels wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:Tell me what to do to make number 1 in your lists guys. I'll do ANYTHING.

In that case, you should get to No 1 in sean's list fairly easily.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. I will not resist if it means I reach the top of the mountain.

Tesco's are doing 3 crates of Strongbow for £20.

Have you had the cloudy Strongbow yet? Much better than the regular stuff.

Adam D wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:Tell me what to do to make number 1 in your lists guys. I'll do ANYTHING.

In that case, you should get to No 1 in sean's list fairly easily.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. I will not resist if it means I reach the top of the mountain.

Tesco's are doing 3 crates of Strongbow for £20.

Have you had the cloudy Strongbow yet? Much better than the regular stuff.

Tried this over the weekend, wasn't keen. Much like Kopparberg 'Naked Apple' it disappointed. I much prefer Rekorderlig or Old Mout.

Adam D wrote:
Tesco's are doing 3 crates of Strongbow for £20.

Have you had the cloudy Strongbow yet? Much better than the regular stuff.[/quote]

Is that a drinking game?

New tesco stuff is rubbish. Too sweet. Need Rod back running the show. Heard Taurus has dropped below £2 again so I may drop into the ALDI later for a few

So Taurus not rising then? That's odd.

Rowley wrote:Sorry Jules you made a joke I did not understand yesterday, also you have not called anybody a f*ck knuckle recently to the best of my knowledge.

Quite alright Jeff. I don't mind not being rated be someone who doesn't understand the philosophical joke my 16 year old daughter told me, and who thinks swearing equates to wit.

I knew you would understand Jules, thanks.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:1 Galted
2 Tina
3 Superfly
4 Rick
5 Jules
6 SerialDAVE
7 Sean
8 Alistair
9 Dolphin
10 Hero
11 Adam
12 Nadeem
13 Raf

I'm quite underwhelmed.

So am I. In absentia.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

Turned into a field.

Sorry Shah, you're joint fifth with Jules (daren't move him down another place, but we both know the truth) everyone else moves down a place.

How do i move up your list jeff?

Who is SerialDAVE?

nadeem2099 wrote:How do i move up your list jeff?

Asking Adam what his favourite film is a good place to start. His answer is almost certain to see him move down a place.

Alistair wrote:Who is SerialDAVE?

If you see him, it is already too late Alistair...

Rowley wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:How do i move up your list jeff?

Asking Adam what his favourite film is a good place to start. His answer is almost certain to see him move down a place.

What if I told you my favouritest film is Terminator 2:Judgement day? Does that move me up the list?

Ah i see.

Does he actually post in here?

We think he was the saxophonist from The Specials, so he's unlikely to post again.

nadeem2099 wrote:

Rowley wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:How do i move up your list jeff?

Asking Adam what his favourite film is a good place to start. His answer is almost certain to see him move down a place.

What if I told you my favouritest film is Terminator 2:Judgement day? Does that move me up the list?

Absolutely not, Galted and I are film snobs. We sneer at such choices.

Alistair wrote:Who is SerialDAVE?

Oh, he's a monster. Pure psychopath. So rare to find one on a forum. From a ranting point of view, serialDave is our most prized asset.

Rowley wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Rowley wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:How do i move up your list jeff?

Asking Adam what his favourite film is a good place to start. His answer is almost certain to see him move down a place.

What if I told you my favouritest film is Terminator 2:Judgement day? Does that move me up the list?

Absolutely not, Galted and I are film snobs. We sneer at such choices.

My favourite film is To Kill A Mockingbird. It is in black in white. That is what you call a film snob.

Adam why'd you turn me into a gimp for?

What if I told you that T2 was tied with The Godfather as my favouriteest film jeff?

Galted wrote:

Alistair wrote:Who is SerialDAVE?

Oh, he's a monster. Pure psychopath. So rare to find one on a forum.  From a ranting point of view, serialDave is our most prized asset.

Ahh, sounds interesting.

You're my #1 by the way, Galted. Your tale on the Tony Benn thread made me l*l.

Alistair wrote:

Galted wrote:

Alistair wrote:Who is SerialDAVE?

Oh, he's a monster. Pure psychopath. So rare to find one on a forum.  From a ranting point of view, serialDave is our most prized asset.

Ahh, sounds interesting.

You're my #1 by the way, Galted. Your tale on the Tony Benn thread made me l*l.

Silently or out loud?

Thanks, Alistair, you're tied with Tino at #2 on my favourite poster list. You plummeted a bit when you mentioned that Terminator 2 was your favourite film but then I noticed that it was actually Nadeem who dropped that bombshell.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Galted wrote:

Alistair wrote:Who is SerialDAVE?

Oh, he's a monster. Pure psychopath. So rare to find one on a forum.  From a ranting point of view, serialDave is our most prized asset.

Ahh, sounds interesting.

You're my #1 by the way, Galted. Your tale on the Tony Benn thread made me l*l.

Silently or out loud?

It was more in between. It didn't alert the entire office, however it did draw a few looks from closer colleagues.

Galted wrote:Thanks, Alistair, you're tied with Tino at #2 on my favourite poster list.  You plummeted a bit when you mentioned that Terminator 2 was your favourite film but then I noticed that it was actually Nadeem who dropped that bombshell.

Thanks Galted. Understood.

Galted wrote:Thanks, Alistair, you're tied with Tino at #2 on my favourite poster list.  You plummeted a bit when you mentioned that Terminator 2 was your favourite film but then I noticed that it was actually Nadeem who dropped that bombshell.

Good to hear.

No shame in being tied with Tino, even if he did get chinned by an embryo.

Galted wrote:Thanks, Alistair, you're tied with Tino at #2 on my favourite poster list.  You plummeted a bit when you mentioned that Terminator 2 was your favourite film but then I noticed that it was actually Nadeem who dropped that bombshell.

2nd on yours.  2nd with Jeff.

What a f*cking day this has turned out to be.

I'm going to go home with a spring in my step today.

Theres nowt wrong with T2. For an action flick it's right up there.