6CW Chat v11

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Afternoon, how are we? Anyone lunching on anything out of this world?

How can you call a man mountain mike promo serious?

Yer da thinks man mountain mike is TNA standard

Should get a promo up this evening sorry Engel.

How is everyone?

I can't wait for the bank holiday demon you?

Engel Harlequin wrote:How can you call a man mountain mike promo serious?

Serious effort, serious word count levels. Don't hide behind the fact Man Mountain Mike is basically Mongo from Blazing Saddles.

In fact you should use that line. "Don't shoot him. You'll only make him mad."

Its alright Marky i'll knock Viper out this round

I could copy and paste some old JJ Johnson or Keith Leone promos and I'd still "lose" to the guy in the semi finals who just so happens to be the mate of the guy who decides who wins

Cactus to the eye is my thoughts on your match

Latest update is the two losing semi finalists will be in a 3 way with the winner of another match to crown the Hardcore Champion. I reckon that means he might make his mate Cactus Cack Hardcore Champ...

I say thats the gist of it, he wants to be the hardcore champ, he make videos about being hardcore champ so he WILL be hardcore champ

So all being well I'll make the final against either you or Liam and that means whatever happens one of us wins

Although if Jackson Jackson wins he's coming to 6CW as the WSW World Heavyweight Champion, if not then he'll be too embarrassed having lost to either a magician or a vampire.

What the hell are you guys on about???

Afternoon, how are we all? Bank Holiday Weekend plans?

They've joined a Scandinavian fed on Facebook. I don't think I can expand on that in a way that will do it justice

TwisT wrote:What the hell are you guys on about???

Afternoon, how are we all? Bank Holiday Weekend plans?

Me (and maybe Chris) are doing the Progress weekender in Camden, two days of Rasslin and alcohol with a high chance of boobs via shady bars in Shoreditch.

Thanks Dolph, that's as much info as I want anyway

So 6CW is taking over the Danes and the Swedes?

Hell of a weekend Marky. I expect a diary on FB chat of each bar.

Just the Swedes I think

My promos might be long but there's no effort...10 minutes of awful magic jokes and leaving gay/aids jokes on a plate for Dec to jump on
I hope he gets to hit his finisher on someone soon where he cuts them in half.

Seems the place for Vortex and his fart gimmick

You've got Marky with Jackson Jackson who keeps calling people son and telling people he's going to do stuff with their mothers...you've got Dec who's character is an asthmatic vampire who keeps threatening to suck people dry and my guy who is a naff magician who's finishers include hypnotising people and cutting them in half.

Man Mountain Mike is also there...

MMM? Really? Now that's just going too far in the stupidity stakes.

Vlad the Inhaler is my greatest creation, so many blowj*b jokes so little time

Finishing moves include;

Jackson Jackson Jackbreaker (submission)
Jackson Jackson Jacksault
Jackson Jackson Jackplex
Jackson Jackson Jack-kick
Jackson Jackson Jacklothesline

Surely Jack-in-the-Box? A punt to the groin..... Or hip thrust to the backside.

I would be disappointed if you didn't make it your signature taunt to, much like the DX crotch chop, Jackson Jackson Jack-off in your opponents face

So many possibilities. I think I'll have to seriously bring him in as a secondary character to 6CW if the bosses approve.

Where's that damn bio page haha

Devastation

Sky go has stopped working on my phone on day one of the test. This means I might actually have to work today

I couldn't justifiably extend my time off to catch the test, so i'll be following it on cricinfo today

I've seen a couple of the IPL play offs whilst I was off, its ridiculously corporate - 'he's just hit a yes bank maximum', no he's hit a six. I've yet to work out what a 'freecharge bolt moment' is

We need more advertising based sayings

'He's just scored a Yorkshire tea screamer'
'Watch that awesome catch on the aunt Bessie's action replay'

I think that could work

'Buttler hits him right back over for his head for a marmite maximum, that must be in contention for our poundland moment of the day'

Rolls off the tounge

Personally I'm gutted that the 'Hovis hole in one' isn't a thing

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:Devastation

Sky go has stopped working on my phone on day one of the test. This means I might actually have to work today

Download the Mobdro app (Google it)

Free, slightly less than legal, streaming access to Sky Sports, BT Sport, Boxnation, Eurosport, foreign Sport channels too. I'll be using it at work today.

Also, all I have for Jackson Jackson is that his entrance music will be Electric Six "Naked Pictures (of your Mother)" although the lyric "I make lots of money, I make more money than you" fits Adamson better

Disappointed you've not gone for something done by the Jackson 5, or Jackson Jackson Jackson Jackon and Jackson as they're sometimes known

I've literally just come up with The Jackson 5, 5 consecutive vertical suplexes, like Eddie Guerrero's Three Amigos but five of them.

That'll do. Every move needs a Jackson related name.

Hard at work today...

Name: Jackson Jackson
Nickname: The Jackhammer
Height: 6ft
Weight: 185lbs
Age: 28
Class: Face (even though he's quite cocky)
Catchphrases: "So good they named me twice"
Wrestling Type: Technical and Submission

Appearance (Picture Base): Zack Sabre Jr
Attire: White trunks with JACKSON across the waistband, white elbow and knee pads and white boots.
Extra Info: A Union Jack jacket worn to the ring

Entrance Music: Electric Six - "Naked Pictures (of your Mother)"
Example of Entrance: (like a quick description of their entrance) Nothing major, just walks out to the ring saluting the fans, very focused look on his face

Finishing Move (3 maximum):
The Jackson Jackbreaker (Modified double underhook guillotine choke - submission finisher)
The Jackson Jacksault (BME Best Moonsault Ever)
The Jackson Jackhammer (Delayed vertical suplex powerslam)

10-12 (Or more if you wish) Common moves:
Jackplex (double underhook Tiger suplex)
Jackkick (Standing dropkick)
Jack in the box (Inverted Atomic Drop)
Jackson Pin (Double wrist-clutch flip into a bridging cradle pin)
The Jackson 5 (Five consecutive Vertical Suplexes (like Eddie Guerrero's Three Amigos but five of them))
The Jackson Martinez (Penalty kick AKA Punt to the chest of seated opponent)
JACKSON SMASH! (Discus elbow smash)
All aboard the Jackson Train! (Repeated running European uppercut)
Multiple standing kicks
Multiple stretches and holds

Submission moves (if applicable):
Jacksonofabitch (Reverse bridging Fujiwara armbar)
Jacksonofawhore (Cross armbreaker)

High Flying moves (if applicable):
Jacksomersault (Springboard 450 Splash)
Jackton Bomb (Swanton Bomb)

Come up with these in the 15 mins since I had a theme song and the idea Twist had.

His weight is puny.....you could say he weighs Jack sh*t

You could say he's a Cruiserweight.

Bloody hell it's far too quiet! Qotd!

What has been the best and worst creative / storyline decision you have seen in any fed?

Best is difficult
Worst probably anything Genesis related.

QOTD:
Worst? Well on Wednesday we saw a guy get hit with cactus to the eye so it goes to show just how bad booking can be...I think I'll go with something from 6CW but I feel worst may be a bit harsh...personally, and I think Paul has admitted this as well but the golden contract was just something that didn't work...I look forward to older stories though from old school 6CW and 6WF as I feel 6CW is currently producing amazing stuff.

As for best the merge will forever be a great moment...EWF and 6CW becoming one fed was a shock and I still remember being speechless when it happened. The merge not only shocked us then but without it we wouldn't have had some of the great feuds we've had such as Leone/Costello, The Red Arrows/the whole tag division and Wood/Dicey.

From a personal point of view I'd like to take this chance to suck up/say thank you/talk about myself and say that the booking of Liam Wood has been amazing since joining 6CW from EWF...knowing that the bosses had an almost 2 year arc planned makes me excited for the next 2 years and then whatever comes after that...when I started in 2013 I saw myself lasting a few months...it's now been 3 and a half years and that's down to not only the creative team but the rest of you guys...apart from Nando, Nando can suck it.

Sorry for the soppy post...I'll go back to pretending to be a magician now.

But didn't you complain a lot that you were the guy to beat Joshua at a ppv, for instance, but he ended up being World Champion? Whereas Wood lumbered on for months in a will he/won't he turn story (has he yet?)

Favourite storyline I have seen is Adamson and GazzyD and then Adamson turning on him to side with Jones. Brilliantly done because even though we knew Adamsons track record, it was still a shock.

Also anything to do with Let Them Fight in all its different matches. Brilliant concept and detailed the brutality of the Xtreme division.

Will do worst storyline I get back from KFC

OK worst storyline was probably team extremes addition to the Plague and Joshua battle. It allowed Plague to win screwy and let Joshua still seem dominate, but they ended up just being cannon fodder. On reflection I think Joshua and Plague would have been better without it and with either of them scoring big wins before the inevitable PPV showdown.

I was also disappointed with how the current Xtreme division ended when it seemed like it was really cooking with gas. However I think there is now a bigger plan in place and it will make a reappearance with a bigger impact because of its disappearance.

TwisT wrote:But didn't you complain a lot that you were the guy to beat Joshua at a ppv, for instance, but he ended up being World Champion? Whereas Wood lumbered on for months in a will he/won't he turn story (has he yet?)

No I never really complained, I carried on promoing the storyline and had feuds with Masters, Dicey and then Leone...I had great story lines, I may have mentioned beating Joshua in Wood promos as he didn't have too much to brag about results wise but I never complained, I also made the connection with facing Liam Wood and moving on to bigger and better things but that wasn't moaning it was just pointing out a trend which I think helped build Wood's turn...I did admittedly try to keep Wood face but this was because I was scared he'd be too much like Austin Stevens but I don't think anyone can say I didn't go with story lines and keep stories progressing.

Also did Wood lumber on? Results wise maybe but as mentioned he probably had the pick of the feuds outside of the Forgotten story line facing the guys mentioned above.

Afternoon - In my preparation for NOG I've been looking at last years card - For those that can't remember or look for yourselves

Dark Match
Kevin Jones vs Majestic

Match 1
6CW Xtreme Championship
Chamber Of Horrors
Jerome Dubois vs Terrance Kray vs Enigma vs Ryker Kidd vs Syn Shadows vs Oyabun

Match 2
6CW UK Championship
Buck Riggins (c) vs Jonathan Daniels

Match 3
6CW International Championship
Jax Cutler (c) vs Thunder

Match 4
Dicey Reilly vs Perfect Jack

Match 5
Liam "The Viper" Wood vs Mike Masters

Match 6
6CW Tag Team Championships
Red Arrows (c) vs The Forgotten

Match 7
No Holds Barred
Lex Hart vs JJ Johnson

Match 8
Anthony Grace vs Max Adamson

Main Event 1
EWF World Heavyweight Championship
Vincent Costello (c) vs Keith Leone

Main Event 2
6CW World Heavyweight Championship
GazzyD (c) vs Joshua

Looking at that who do you think was the star of the show, who has had the biggest year since then and from those no longer around who has been the biggest miss?

Joshua..
Joshua/Viper/Dicey & Thunder - If was to pick 1 probably Joshua since been so dominant. Wood a close 2nd but 2nd nonetheless.
Costello (was quality shame life got in the way)

Star of N.O.G: Joshua
Best year: Wood/Joshua and Dicey
Most missed: Costello, JJ Johnson and Gazzy D as charcters are some big names that would be great to be back.

I basically just copied Nando but i think Wood's year has been a bit better than Joshua due to getting that big turn and Joshua technically lost the title at one point and has been supported quite a bit.

Viper will check with Olly on Bray, not sure what he has planned.

xviperx wrote:Star of N.O.G: Joshua
Best year: Wood/Joshua and Dicey
Most missed: Costello, JJ Johnson and Gazzy D as charcters are some big names that would be great to be back.

I basically just copied Nando but i think Wood's year has been a bit better than Joshua due to getting that big turn and Joshua technically lost the title at one point and has been supported quite a bit.

Really????? Where is captain picard when you need him.

Joshua has rarely lost all year and no one has come close to getting the title off him...Adamson an exception right at the end. With or without help, he has proved to be one of the most dominant champions in 6cw. As well as, of course, a record breaking one.

I'm hugely grateful to creative in how they portrayed him and I always try and play up everybody else's characters. But no one has had a biggest year than Joshua. To argue it is pure stupidity.

TwisT wrote:

xviperx wrote:Star of N.O.G: Joshua
Best year: Wood/Joshua and Dicey
Most missed: Costello, JJ Johnson and Gazzy D as charcters are some big names that would be great to be back.

I basically just copied Nando but i think Wood's year has been a bit better than Joshua due to getting that big turn and Joshua technically lost the title at one point and has been supported quite a bit.

Really????? Where is captain picard when you need him.

Joshua has rarely lost all year and no one has come close to getting the title off him...Adamson an exception right at the end. With or without help, he has proved to be one of the most dominant champions in 6cw.

I'm hugely grateful to creative in how they portrayed him and I always try and play up everybody else's characters. But no one has had a biggest year than Joshua. To argue it is pure stupidity.

Yes really...I'm not saying he's had a bad year but if you look at Wood's year it's been massive not only in achievement but for character development.

He started it by losing to Masters so not a good start but since then he's had the biggest feud of his career with Dicey Reilly which he came out on top...he then gets revenge on Masters and then gets to beat a legend like Keith Leone for the World Title.

To top that off he got the big heel turn and got to move on from the down and out Liam Wood we've seen...we saw a 2 year story arc come to an end and the pay off was huge...Joshua has been dominant but the year started big...it never really got bigger...for me personally we got used to Joshua as champion, not much changed apart from he had some help to win matches.

Suppose if you mean best is winningest (as the Americans say). Thunder arguably had it until DOR, and has NOG to secure it.