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Bada boom realist guys in the room, how you doin?

Im up for it.

Maybe Nando and Nadz will be and possibly Hero, not sure about anyone else but I'll let them answer of course.

Yeah I can join if you can get it up and running. Gonna need a lot more people though.

Found the link to the only time I tried running a league on the old bbc 606 site. Fecks sake it did not end well

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A78088198

I'm in!

Nice one, cheers guys.

Hopefully get up to eight as the target.

Id be interested but im not around Friday/Saturday.

What's the basis for the league?

I didn't see this so posted with a proposal for a new league where I was thinking lower premier league teams.

https://www.606v2.com/t64044-new-euro-division

Pretty sure the basis was boredom

I do like the idea you've laid out though.

This has gone well...

if me, you, Nadz, Hero, Afro and Trebs are all in that's 6, I can try and get BamBam back he seems to be around anyway.

going to need atleast 7/9 people id reckon tbh.

BamBam could be the 7th if he's in.

Hi all, hadn't seen this

i'm in for either setup, but don't really have the time to help out much with running the league at the moment

Just a matter of deciding on Trebs or Afro's idea now

I posted on Afros page, I think both ideas have merit and we could combine the two to make a league quite easily.

If you took his voting & lawyers and kept your injuries thing would work well tbh.

Right so let's some action going on this before it stagnates into nothingness again, think if we started to make a move on it then the crowd will gather.

Let's get this on the road then 

From Trebs & Afro's idea id take 

- 4 Injuries
- 25 man Squad
- £2m bonus for all
- One TP + 1 for every Lawyer accepted
- 2 Lawyers - 1 @ +5% & 1 @ -5%
- Releases between seasons
- Afro's voting idea
- 150 Word Tactics - Including Team Talk & Subs

Yes to the above.

I was going to write something up today actually

I'd go with what Nando said except my lawyers (or lack of) - but obviously happy to go with a majority.

I'd say if three aren't voting we need a min of 9 managers though?

Realistically though no club is going to sell at a loss so think people would be hesistant to sell anyone at all.

Let's go with what Nando said.

Okay so five of us in so far
Me
Afro (presumably)
Hero
Miky
Nando

I guess we should message the old guard, see if anyone else wants in. 9 is the number we want imo

I'd be selling at losses if it was -5% as I tend to go for the kids who double in value so if I'm buying at 1m and then sell at 1.9m I'm still happy.

Trebs wrote:Okay so five of us in so far
Me
Afro (presumably)
Hero
Miky
Nando

I guess we should message the old guard, see if anyone else wants in. 9 is the number we want imo

You forgot Nadeem & Bam

Where's Viva the nonce.

And Marky has gone proper awol since his redundancy (hope all is okay!)

How about GSC?

I'm in

That's #1 Theo Walcott Fan actually. Ive been requesting that since won my bet but Dolph changed it

Didn't Marky only change job recently hence the absence from the league? Or is that the job he has been made redundant from?

I'm in, but will be on and off. I'll keep tabs on what is going on, just might not comment.

My suggestion of TM-5% was based on having nominated and random lawyers i.e you get 2 lawyers, they can both be random at TM+5% or one can be nominated at TM-5%.

Was that he thinking or is it both random one at +5 and one at -5?

Afro wrote:I'm in, but will be on and off. I'll keep tabs on what is going on, just might not comment

Except for the important discussions like how footballers hairstyles affect their ability, Azzy's murkin salon and how does Viva know how to switch on his phone now Nick isn't about.

The 5% thing, I know it's not rocket science but would there be a way to quickly do it for the person doing lawyers?

My thought of doing one at 75% and the rest at 50% was to make it so people had to work it out themselves.

Hi guys, thanks for the offer Afro but I'll have to say no thanks at the moment. good luck with the league

P.S nando you're the king of nonces , you noncer, noncing, nonce!!

Well this is going well

I've already made a whole new section for this and would be happy to do it again but it needs someone to take ownership of it and actually put plans into action.

- 4 Injuries
- 25 man Squad
- £2m bonus for all
- One TP + 1 for every Lawyer accepted
- 2 Lawyers - 1 @ +5% & 1 @ -5%
- Releases between seasons
- Afro's voting idea
- 150 Word Tactics - Including Team Talk & Subs

I assumed this was the plan tbh

Just need people involved really.

It is, but who's then saying 'Monday we're divving the teams up', Tuesday we're saying transfers can start etc..

Bournemouth
WBA
Watford
Middlesbrough
Sunderland
Burnley
Hull

Everyone happy with them as teams since only 7 of us?

7 teams with 4 not playing is a bit light. Could do with a couple more.

Also trying to get my head around how you generate fixtures with 3 teams not playing

Fernando wrote:That's #1 Theo Walcott Fan actually. Ive been requesting that since won my bet but Dolph changed it

I thought that was the case

Do the old school voting - 6 teams playing with one person doing results?

I say we aim to have transfers opening next Monday, with the first set of tactics by next Friday.

Sounds good to me.

Can someone randomize these then.

Trebs
Afro (presumably)
Hero
Miky
Nando
Bam
Nadeem the Nonce

Miky
Bam
Nadeem the Nonce
Trebs
Hero
Afro (presumably)
Nando

There were 7 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Watford
Middlesbrough
WBA
Sunderland
Hull
Burnley
Bournemouth
Timestamp: 2016-09-27 08:40:32 UTC

Cheers GSC

Teams allocated

Miky - Watford
Bam - Middlesborough
Nadeem - WBA
Trebs - Sunderland
Hero - Hull
Afro - Burnley
Nando - Bournemouth

Nice one I didn't get any of the Poopie trams.

Bloody Boro

Anyone want to swap