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Bale out for up to 4 months Oh well tis the price you pay for being the second best player in the world (number 1 is CR7 before you lot say it's the midget munchkin messi)

£52m upfront and £8m in later payments

Fernando wrote:Needs more Ganso

He's on his way back...

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/brazils-slow-motion-enigma-how-paulo-henrique-ganso-went-hero-zero-and-most-way-back-again

Indeed him,Vasquez & Nasri doing well at Sevilla

I tried Ganso on fut. He made Mertesacker look like a rocket!

It's sodhat's birthday today.

did someone mention Chiellini

Nice to have you back from your long scouting session cf. PM me the targets you've scouted out

lol okay will do

wisden wrote:did someone mention Chiellini

Credit where it's due

hello?

Alright Sparklecrotch, What did you do to the others

Killed them all for calling me Sparklecrotch.

What up homies?

442 magazine are currently doing their annual Top 100 footballers of the Year, currently they're up to no31...
(ones in bold are players currently in the league)

100	Ousmane	Dembele
99	Petr	Cech
98	Blaise	Matuidi
97	Hakim	Ziyech
96	Joao	Mario
95	Mohamed	Salah
94	Ever	Banega
93	Jonas
92	Juan	Mata
91	Julian	Brandt
90	Romelu	Lukaku
89	Kalidou	Koulibaly
88	Adrien	Rabiot
87	Filipe	Luis
86	Santi	Cazorla
85	Andrei	Barzagli
84	Javier	Hernandez
83	Keylor	Navas
82	Jamie	Vardy
81	Hugo	Lloris
80	Carlos	Bacca
79	Ilkay	Gungogan
78	Kevin	Gamiero
77	Samuel	Umtiti
76	Marcelo
75	Dele	Alli
74	Robert	Firmino
73	Claudio	Marchisio
72	Harry	Kane
71	Mauro	Icardi
70	Marco	Reus
69	Renato	Sanches
68	Radja	Nainggolan
67	Franck	Ribery
66	Arjen	Robben
65	Julian	Weigl
64	Marek	Hamsik
63	Thibaut	Courtois
62	Thiago	Silva
61	Xabi	Alonso
60	Henrikh	Mkhitaryan
59	Raphael	Varane
58	Joshua	Kimmich
57	Raheem	Sterling
56	Alexandre	Lacazette
55	Miralem	Pjanic
54	James	Rodriguez
53	Javier	Mascherano
52	Angel	Di Maria
51	Philippe	Coutinho
50	Mats	Hummels
49	Koke
48	Raphael	Guerreiro
47	Paulo	Dybala
46	Thiago	Alcantara
45	Pepe
44	Douglas	Costa
43	Edinson	Cavani
42	Karim	Benzema
41	Diego	Costa
40	Dimitri	Payet
39	Giorgio	Chiellini
38	Jan	Oblak
37	Riyad	Mahrez
36	Arturo	Vidal
35	Sergio	Ramos
34	Gianluigi	Buffon
33	Toby	Alderweireld
32	David	Silva
31	David	De Gea

Looks a great list to me

You won't see my signings on there till we get to the top 10

Is the top ten based on dabbing then?

Noticed an issue with the injuries, Sebastian Larsson is out but I sold him to lawyers last week. It's my fault as I forgot to update the page.

I will update later today (I have done a couple of transfers since) but it seems more sensible to draw the injury from the squad at the time. It's the same as my page except tammy Abraham is in for Larsson.

I'll draw another injury later to replace Larsson

Updated Top 100 with numbers 30-21...

30	N'Golo	Kante
29	Gerard	Pique
28	David	Alaba
27	Eden	Hazard
26	Ivan	Rakatic
25	Leonardo	Bonucci
24	Philipp	Lahm
23	Toni	Kroos
22	Sergio	Busquets
21	Diego	Godin

Saving Zlatan for the top 10 then I wouldn't agree with Hazard tbh since barely done anything apart from the last few weeks in 2016.

I think there's a few that are there on name, for me it's very much a class > form list but I'm just showing I don't always blow my own trumpet!

Might be late with tactics unless Hero unblocks me...

I've not blocked you, your internet history has done that!

It's my work laptop, I can't have done anything that dodgy here!!

He's been watching newspaper fetish porn at work blatantly.

Bam has been banished

Can someone draw me a new injury please before I update my squad page? The only difference should be Tammy Abraham in place on Sebastian Larsson.

Thanks

Me and trebs have been destroying noobs on fifa in co-op seasons. When we're on form, no one can stop us! Trebs is a well known dabber when he scores a goal though

nadeem2099 wrote:Me and trebs have been destroying noobs on fifa in co-op seasons. When we're on form, no one can stop us! Trebs is a well known dabber when he scores a goal though

I'm sorry, it's my housemate who started it. It's a bad habit.

No worries. I used to always do the gangnam style celebration when it was new. At least we've found a team we play well with. United are not the team for us.

There were 25 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

CB Paddy McNair
GK Jordan Pickford
CB Lamine Kone
ST Tammy Abraham
CB Michael Keane
WG/ST Duncan Watmore
LB Marcos Alonso
CB Marc Bartra
ST Edin Dzeko
ST Jermain Defoe
RM/LM Jesse Lingard
GK Vito Mannone
ST Victor Anichebe
LM Wahbi Khazri
WG/ST Lynden Gooch
RM Adnan Januzaj
LB Patrick Van Aanholt
CM Wylan Cyprien
WG/ST Nathan Redmond
CM Harry Arter
CM Oriol Romeu
LB/LM Sam McQueen
GK Mika
CM Idrissa Gueye
RB Martin Montoya
IP: 240.77.52.226
Timestamp: 2016-12-01 13:35:13 UTC

There you go

Already done it.

Mika

Just looked at the fixture list and it wouldn't have counted anyway as im playing trebs this week

Dabbing is the ultimate sign of a nonce at Fifa. Especially one's that dab on equalizers & goals when losing

Average age of my first team and subs is now 20.6, that's including a 32 year old keeper. Barry Bennell would be having a field day.

Has Bam been released from the blacklist yet or you going to send Red Reddington after him

#TVPuns

Hero wrote:Average age of my first team and subs is now 20.6, that's including a 32 year old keeper. Barry Bennell would be having a field day.

Mine is 23.6, and drops to 22.0 if I play Alvarez instead of Barzagli.

Old boys Defour (28) and Gray (25) really push the average up

Squad average is 25.1 and is broadly that across each of def, mid and att.

Fernando wrote: Has Bam been released from the blacklist yet or you going to send Red Reddington after him

#TVPuns

I'm still blacklisted.. But feel free to send Elizabeth Keen after me

I've put a request in to have you removed. Not sure how long it takes though.

Ah lovely I should get a free bag of skittles for being helpful (just surprised i remembered the issue from a few years back )

I've signed future first choice Chelsea right back Ola Aina. I'll be sure to start him when miky is a voter.

The dabbing is the new thing on fifa. I don't really mind it but when people watch crappy replays of their goals AND dab, I die a little inside.

I'm voting this week

Also I don't know if you know Bam but you have 17 players

I make it 25?

I meant Nadz...my bad