It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 07 Apr 2017, 8:34 am

First topic message reminder :

Getting noshed off a tramp

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 16 May 2017, 2:02 pm

It's skipped spring and summer and gone into monsoon season. Muggy as feck.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 May 2017, 2:30 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Yes

Great - if you ever go there, I look forward to your report.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 16 May 2017, 3:00 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Yes

Great - if you ever go there, I look forward to your report.

He won't understand what that means, Rick, Julius is saying that once you chillax at the location please remember to touch base.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 May 2017, 3:19 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Yes

Great - if you ever go there, I look forward to your report.

He won't understand what that means, Rick, Julius is saying that once you chillax at the location please remember to touch base.

Exactly - so if, for example, you went there to buy a pasty and maybe a can of pop, you could post a lunch review and include some information about their sweet selection. Only if you go there, obviously.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 May 2017, 7:27 am

Morning gents, are all your P.C's still working?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 17 May 2017, 8:01 am

Yup, We're on windows 7. All good in the hood?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 May 2017, 8:07 am

All good here mate, coffee is flowing, as is the legal bull.

You?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 17 May 2017, 8:17 am

Not bad at all - just going through a book phase where I binge read for days on end. I have read all 20 Bosch books, 5 Mickey haller books, 5 Charlie Parker books and on the third Carson Ryder book over the last 2 weeks. From this I have deduced that perhaps I'm really missing Serial Dave. How is life treating you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 May 2017, 8:25 am

Alas, little time to read, though I do love going through the binge reading phase.

Wonder how Serial is? Is his absence self inflicted?

Wish the weather would brighten, looking forward to some sunshine.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 17 May 2017, 8:53 am

I don't mind the rain - it refreshes me, but yes a bit of sun wouldn't go amiss. I've just had a cappuccino with about 12 sugars, Why do they put so little sugar in those packets?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 May 2017, 9:29 am

Because you are not meant to have too much sugar mate.

There is a mini homeless encampment near work, and when it is sunny they all get drunk and do funny things.

So it is definitely better.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 May 2017, 10:52 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Not bad at all - just going through a book phase where I binge read for days on end. I have read all 20 Bosch books

You must be an expert on power tools.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 May 2017, 12:04 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Not bad at all - just going through a book phase where I binge read for days on end. I have read all 20 Bosch books

You must be an expert on power tools.

I agree. Especially for someone like Shah... who has trouble keeping Stihl.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 May 2017, 1:31 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Not bad at all - just going through a book phase where I binge read for days on end. I have read all 20 Bosch books

You must be an expert on power tools.

I agree. Especially for someone like Shah... who has trouble keeping Stihl.

He knows the drill.

by **Galted** Wed 17 May 2017, 2:07 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Not bad at all - just going through a book phase where I binge read for days on end. I have read all 20 Bosch books

You must be an expert on power tools.

I agree. Especially for someone like Shah... who has trouble keeping Stihl.

He knows the drill.

I've been wanting to make a tool joke as well but I'm screwed if I can think of one.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 May 2017, 2:17 pm

This can get boring pretty fast

by **Galted** Wed 17 May 2017, 2:25 pm

You've nailed this latest outburst of punnery.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 May 2017, 2:30 pm

Is anyone else getting those annoying pop-up adze?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 May 2017, 2:31 pm

The content is blocked by our internal security, Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 May 2017, 2:36 pm

Yeah, they awl-ways do that.

by **Galted** Wed 17 May 2017, 2:39 pm

Ours is awl* over the place.

* damn you and your quick-wittedness, Julius. Never saw that one coming.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 May 2017, 3:15 pm

Sorry Galted, didn't mean to throw a spanner in the works.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 May 2017, 7:59 am

Big fist!

by **Galted** Thu 18 May 2017, 8:09 am

Sicond.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 May 2017, 8:10 am

Sean cometh

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 May 2017, 8:31 am

Here fourth

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 May 2017, 8:33 am

Gutantag Notches

All good in the hoods?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 May 2017, 8:35 am

The sun is shining, the chirds are burping.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 May 2017, 9:20 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:The sun is shining, the chirds are burping.

A fine day for Meringue

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 May 2017, 3:13 pm

Shah'ed good and proper.

by **Galted** Thu 18 May 2017, 3:19 pm

Was a good one, not sure if it's been done with 'meringue' before.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 May 2017, 3:45 pm

Galted wrote:Was a good one, not sure if it's been done with 'meringue' before.

Not in my house, that's for sure.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 May 2017, 3:57 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Was a good one, not sure if it's been done with 'meringue' before.

Not in my house, that's for sure.

That you know of. Sorry mate, Mrs marx is partial to lemon. That said she didn't want to until I showed her the photos of you and Mrs Tino.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 May 2017, 4:14 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Was a good one, not sure if it's been done with 'meringue' before.

Not in my house, that's for sure.

That you know of. Sorry mate, Mrs marx is partial to lemon. That said she didn't want to until I showed her the photos of you and Mrs Tino.

Oh, that explains it. I thought she meant Blind Lemon. I bought her a CD.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 May 2017, 4:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Was a good one, not sure if it's been done with 'meringue' before.

Not in my house, that's for sure.

That you know of. Sorry mate, Mrs marx is partial to lemon. That said she didn't want to until I showed her the photos of you and Mrs Tino.

Oh, that explains it. I thought she meant Blind Lemon. I bought her a CD.

Sorry again mate, You know how it goes. Hell hath no fury as that of a woman sconed.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 May 2017, 4:41 pm

Is that pronounced 'sconed' or 'sconed'?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 May 2017, 4:46 pm

The former often provokes the latter

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 May 2017, 6:53 am

Gutentag Notches

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 19 May 2017, 7:19 am

Morning chaps

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 May 2017, 7:26 am

Morning Rick, have you brought a note from your mother to explain your absence yesterday?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 19 May 2017, 7:35 am

I was supplier facing Shah.

I can get a note if you wish?

Looking forward to the weekend?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 May 2017, 7:56 am

Oh yeah - fecking freezing here, so a weekend wrapped up warm would be just what the doctor ordered.

by Tattie Scones RRN Fri 19 May 2017, 8:47 am

What have I missed?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 May 2017, 8:58 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:What have I missed?

The Loaded Dog is now The Loaded Bitch and I have finally discovered the reason for Tino's affinity for millipedes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 19 May 2017, 8:58 am

I have a 50th Birthday and a wedding this weekend mate, so action packed for me.

Also, Bradford are in the play off final, so if they win, everywhere will be jumping.

by **Galted** Fri 19 May 2017, 9:12 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:What have I missed?

I went on a marvellous cruise.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 May 2017, 9:13 am

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:What have I missed?

Not a thread split, that's for sure.

by **Galted** Fri 19 May 2017, 9:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:I have a 50th Birthday and a wedding this weekend mate, so action packed for me.

Both of them yours?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 May 2017, 9:14 am

rick_dagless wrote:I have a 50th Birthday and a wedding this weekend mate, so action packed for me.

Also, Bradford are in the play off final, so if they win, everywhere will be jumping.

Happy 50th rick and I'm sure you and your lovely wife-to-be will have a happy life together.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 May 2017, 9:14 am

Galted you c*nt.

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