Victor Ubogu - from England has-been to banned from Twickenham.

Shocking to hear that Ubogu's 'hospitality' firm is subject to a Court injunction after failing to comply with a prior cease and desist.

But perhaps most shocking is that he has snitched on his suppliers as well. No prop I've ever known would do such a thing. He now faces the prospect of buying a dodgy old sheepskin coat and selling knocked off tickets from his 3 wheeler in Twickenham High Street. Long may the injunction continue.

Straight to Room X for you Victor and don't pass go.

'Shocking'? It hardly even registered on my Giveaf*ckometer