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superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Might be a Bank Holiday for you soft bunch of Morris Dancing imperialist c0ck munchers, but not for us Scots.  

Sicond.

I eat banks for breakfast. Usually start at the corners on those large stone quoins... then work my way upwards... leaving the windows for last.

They are probably counting all that slave trading rental money earned, Supes. They need a quiet day off - free of distractions - for that.

How's it going? Was your weekend OK? Did you play any golf?

I'd best keep quiet on the slave front, PJ.  Scots were particularly prominent in the slave trade so we've no moral high ground there.  

Weekend was fine - drank a bit too much on Friday and watched 5 episodes of the Karate Kid follow-up, "Cobra- Kai".  It was surprisngly good but meant I went to bed far too late for a man of my advancing years.  

I haven't played golf for years - can't imagine what Mrs Superfly's reaction would be if I told her I was off out for 5 hours to play golf.

How about you?

But you were only "keeping the books" mostly... and you pulled out of The Darien Scheme when you realised it was quite a sweaty place and there were far too many mosquitoes for your liking.

I was pretty well behaved over the weekend. I was actually quite tired after overworking myself (not downstairs on my other fella) on Friday.
So I spent most of Saturday and Sunday quietly relaxing in the warmer weather. Would have been very good conditions to rip one out in retrospect.

I caught a glimpse of some golf last week in Scotland. Couldn't imagine more difficult conditions in which to hit a small ball accurately towards a tiny wee hole with a constant gale blowing. And don't get me started on those bunkers. Open cut mines more like!

Those ones in Florida are completely fake by comparison. Yours are the best... by a long shot.

Yeah - the Amercians seem to thnk it should be an enjoyable pastime.

superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Might be a Bank Holiday for you soft bunch of Morris Dancing imperialist c0ck munchers, but not for us Scots.  

Remember a Bank Holiday fixture at the Oval a few years back. A slightly elderly gentlemen in front of me was expounding on the subject of such Holidays to his pal. Something like this, ''When I was working, they were brilliant and I always looked forward to them. Now I'm retired, they're a pain in the arse.''

guildfordbat wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Fist.

Might be a Bank Holiday for you soft bunch of Morris Dancing imperialist c0ck munchers, but not for us Scots.  

Remember a Bank Holiday fixture at the Oval a few years back. A slightly elderly gentlemen in front of me was expounding on the subject of such Holidays to his pal. Something like this, ''When I was working, they were brilliant and I always looked forward to them. Now I'm retired, they're a pain in the arse.''

Spring fist.

Autumnal sicond

I fear we've been boycotted, Super.

Oh well... it was good while it lasted. Think I'll take the bins out now.

Got hit hard on the thumb playing cricket on Saturday. It not only hurts like hell but also looks like a dildo now.

Seriously hampering my dressmaking.

Morning, all, how was working yesterday, supes, you dirty Caledonian facist?

Morning, all.

Morning PJ, Tina and Rick.

Tina - another good reason to sit around all day with your thumb up your @rse.

Rick - it was fine because all of my clients were off yesterday and I got left in peace to get on with watching Cobra Kai on Netflix.

Glad to hear that supes, is Cobra Kai any good?

I am watching Penny Dreadful at the moment, and Lovecraft Country, both pretty decent.

superflyweight wrote:  

Tina - another good reason to sit around all day with your thumb up your @rse.  

L*l out loud.

Is Cobra-Kai any good then? That is our two resident lawyers both mentioning it.

I started watching Lovecraft Country this weekend. Sky Atlantic. Proper enjoyed it. Anyone seen it?

I refer my deceased colleague to my previous comment.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I refer my deceased colleague to my previous comment.

Yes - just seen that. I am far too arrogant to read upwards when posting.

I have only watched 2 episodes but really enjoyed it. Letitia is smoking hot as well. I hope she gets her kit off properly at some point.

And here is me wanting more Shoggoths, I must be getting old.

rIck_dAgless wrote:And here is me wanting more Shoggoths, I must be getting old.

I'm married with 48 kids. As much as I like monsters, the chance of seeing some bare knockers is better.

It's all the mannequins, isn't it?

Cobra Kai is very good.

Has some corny moments like the original film but also subverts it and focusses more on the much more interesting bad guy. Definitely funnier, darker and more sweary as well.

My enjoyment of it is probably largely fuelled by nostalgia, but they've done a really good job of it so far.

superflyweight wrote:Cobra Kai is very good.  

Has some corny moments like the original film but also subverts it and focusses more on the much more interesting bad guy.  Definitely funnier, darker and more sweary as well.

My enjoyment of it is probably largely fuelled by nostalgia, but they've done a really good job of it so far.    

Good enough for me. I'll stick it on the list.

Two questions -

1- Does anyone say "sweep the leg" at any point
2 - Are there any bare knockers on display. Preferably female but will take anything.

1. Yes - those three words are said in that order.
2. Not as yet, but Laruso's daughter is a bit of a looker and despite only being about 16 or 17 in the programme, is played by a 24 year old (which is less problematic - or more depending on your preferences).

superflyweight wrote:1.  Yes - those three words are said in that order.  
2.  Not as yet, but Laruso's daughter is a bit of a looker and despite only being about 16 or 17 in the programme, is played by a 24 year old (which is less problematic - or more depending on your preferences).  

Solid review. Nothing you've said has put me off giving it a try.

I'm in Cheshire this weekend, TinO, you want me to scatter your ashes by the old Floatel?

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm in Cheshire this weekend, TinO, you want me to scatter your ashes by the old Floatel?

Lovely stuff. Is The View still there? Maybe scatter them there if you have the time.

I shall investigate, and get on it.

Shockingly late unmichaelsing fist.

It's a shame about Galted and Jules both appearing to die in the same week, but I'm sure they were glad to go together.

I'm back from the dead to unmichaels Super's fist.

Much appreciated Galted.

Glad you didn't perish, but it's still a shame about Jules.

Afternoon, I didn't want to unmichaels myself, then got busy, glad you are not dead, Galts

Thanks, gents. Glad that you two aren't dead either. Sad about Jules though, just when his film career was taking off.

Mate of mine just sent me a video of a girl tying a knot with her tongue.

Fascinating stuff.

How the f*ck did we cope before the internet?

Galted wrote:How the f*ck did we cope before the internet?

Magazines. Generally found in the woods in a plastic bag.

L*l out loud. I remember how discovering Hustler changed my life.

Oh that's right. Carry on laughing while I lie here in the morgue.

Alive and fisting!

Don't you forget about Jules.

Simple minds think alike.

Can we stop the puns now, please.

Anyone that carries on is a bit of a w*nkerr.

No need to get upset - you sound like a spoilt Belfast Child.

I'm back from the dead. I promised you a miracle

Glad to hear. I'm so pleased you didn't kick it in.

Make sure you don't use this forum to incite a riot, peej...

Riots are for pussies.

Great band, maybe.

I'm bored of waiting for someone to unmichaels me.

Fist, notches.

Morning. Apologies for being too late to unmichaels your post from yesterday, let me know if you have any other michaelsed posts and I'll see what I can do.

I am sure I will knock out a michaels at some point today, mate, so fill your boots.

You up to anything this weekend?

"Knock out a michaels" is a great euphimism.

superflyweight wrote:"Knock out a michaels" is a great euphimism.  

Eating chips off a girls back?

rIcK - how was the motherland? The View still standing? I lost a pair of Nike airs there once in the 90's. Don't suppose you found them did you?