Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! Group Eight (Vote for Two)

You know the deal, it's a poll. Pick two people that are the two you dislike the most. The most Kumquat. That's the ticket. And someone talk to Galted, it's just getting sad now.

Group 8
Noel Edmonds
Richard Hammond
Hugh Jackman
Robbie Fowler
Ed Sheeran
Jamie Redknapp
Tucker Carlson
Ricky Gervais

This is a ridiculously strong group.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This is a ridiculously strong group.

3 of mine in there.

One I am not commenting on.

Glad Tucker is getting the votes he deserves and I'm delighted someone else (other than me) has voted for Hammond. The scrunch faced little weasel.

I'm still baffled Edmonds wasn't in yew tree

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm still baffled Edmonds wasn't in yew tree

Even his victims won't admit to have been near him

ShahenshahG wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm still baffled Edmonds wasn't in yew tree

Even his victims won't admit to have been near him

This is the group of death.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I'm still baffled Edmonds wasn't in yew tree

Even his victims won't admit to have been near him

LOL out loud, glad you're back Shah.

Commiserations to Tino on Hugh Jackman lagging behind. It is a very tough group and, although I agree with you that he is a monstrous c*nt, there are more deserving candidates. A bit odd that he's behind Ricky Gervais though, which leads me to think that this is being orchestrated to distress you.

Galted wrote:Commiserations to Tino on Hugh Jackman lagging behind.  It is a very tough group and, although I agree with you that he is a monstrous c*nt, there are more deserving candidates.  A bit odd that he's behind Ricky Gervais though, which leads me to think that this is being orchestrated to distress you.

It is distressing me a bit but the amount of votes for Hammond and Carlson is softening the blow.

Whats wrong with Hugh Jackman? I dont mind Ricky Gervais (and I can bring myself to hate the man who brought Karl Pilkington into my life) but I can see why some people dont like him. Genuinely puzzled about Jackman though.

Samo wrote:Whats wrong with Hugh Jackman?  I dont mind Ricky Gervais (and I can bring myself to hate the man who brought Karl Pilkington into my life) but I can see why some people dont like him.  Genuinely puzzled about Jackman though.

I had the misfortune of being in the same airport departure lounge with him once. Chicago O'Hare about 10 years ago. It was late at night and in the winter. Jackman decided to wander the departure lounge talking on his mobile phone very, very loudly and letting everyone know that Hugh Jackman was among us. Dropping quite a few f bombs as well which I don't mind but there is time and a place. Pretty sure he wasn't travelling cattle class either so he must have left the business lounge to come and let us all know he was there.

It gets worse.

He was wearing a white vest which is basically unacceptable for anyone who isn't either a gypsy or a young child. Certainly unacceptable in the meat of a Michigan winter.

It gets worse.

He had sunglasses on. Inside. At night.

C*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Samo wrote:Whats wrong with Hugh Jackman?  I dont mind Ricky Gervais (and I can bring myself to hate the man who brought Karl Pilkington into my life) but I can see why some people dont like him.  Genuinely puzzled about Jackman though.

I had the misfortune of being in the same airport departure lounge with him once. Chicago O'Hare about 10 years ago. It was late at night and in the winter. Jackman decided to wander the departure lounge talking on his mobile phone very, very loudly and letting everyone know that Hugh Jackman was among us. Dropping quite a few f bombs as well which I don't mind but there is time and a place. Pretty sure he wasn't travelling cattle class either so he must have left the business lounge to come and let us all know he was there.

It gets worse.

He was wearing a white vest which is basically unacceptable for anyone who isn't either a gypsy or a young child. Certainly unacceptable in the meat of a Michigan winter.

It gets worse.

He had sunglasses on. Inside. At night.

C*nt.

Tina's only upset because Jackman basically stole Tina's act and meant he also could not act the c*nt at the airport.

And he gave a hammy, piss-eyed Sean Penn level melodramatic performance in Prisoners.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I had the misfortune of being in the same airport departure lounge with him once. Chicago O'Hare about 10 years ago. It was late at night and in the winter. Jackman decided to wander the departure lounge talking on his mobile phone very, very loudly and letting everyone know that Hugh Jackman was among us. Dropping quite a few f bombs as well which I don't mind but there is time and a place. Pretty sure he wasn't travelling cattle class either so he must have left the business lounge to come and let us all know he was there.

It gets worse.

He was wearing a white vest which is basically unacceptable for anyone who isn't either a gypsy or a young child. Certainly unacceptable in the meat of a Michigan winter.

It gets worse.

He had sunglasses on. Inside. At night.

C*nt.

Chicago is in Illinois, you may want to polish your otherwise impressive tirade.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Samo wrote:Whats wrong with Hugh Jackman?  I dont mind Ricky Gervais (and I can bring myself to hate the man who brought Karl Pilkington into my life) but I can see why some people dont like him.  Genuinely puzzled about Jackman though.

I had the misfortune of being in the same airport departure lounge with him once. Chicago O'Hare about 10 years ago. It was late at night and in the winter. Jackman decided to wander the departure lounge talking on his mobile phone very, very loudly and letting everyone know that Hugh Jackman was among us. Dropping quite a few f bombs as well which I don't mind but there is time and a place. Pretty sure he wasn't travelling cattle class either so he must have left the business lounge to come and let us all know he was there.

It gets worse.

He was wearing a white vest which is basically unacceptable for anyone who isn't either a gypsy or a young child. Certainly unacceptable in the meat of a Michigan winter.

It gets worse.

He had sunglasses on. Inside. At night.

C*nt.

Tina's only upset because Jackman basically stole Tina's act and meant he also could not act the c*nt at the airport.  

Oh I was still a c*nt because that is my normal demeanor but at least I wasn't wearing a vest.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I had the misfortune of being in the same airport departure lounge with him once. Chicago O'Hare about 10 years ago. It was late at night and in the winter. Jackman decided to wander the departure lounge talking on his mobile phone very, very loudly and letting everyone know that Hugh Jackman was among us. Dropping quite a few f bombs as well which I don't mind but there is time and a place. Pretty sure he wasn't travelling cattle class either so he must have left the business lounge to come and let us all know he was there.

It gets worse.

He was wearing a white vest which is basically unacceptable for anyone who isn't either a gypsy or a young child. Certainly unacceptable in the meat of a Michigan winter.

It gets worse.

He had sunglasses on. Inside. At night.

C*nt.

Chicago is in Illinois, you may want to polish your otherwise impressive tirade.

Thanks Galted but I'm too angry to revisit the post. I'll leave it there so Samo can call me a c*nt.

Edmonds and Carlson