Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! Group Six (Vote for Two)

You know the deal, it's a poll. Pick two people that are the two you dislike the most. The most Kumquat. That's the ticket. And someone talk to Galted, it's just getting sad now.

Group 6
Wayne Lineker
Caitlyn Jenner
Jurgen Klopp
Pep Guardiola
Michael Vaughan
Laura Kuenssberg
Owen Jones
Steve McManaman

Used to work at Lineker's bar met Wayne a few times bonafide bell end.

I like Pep. I hate everyone else in this group. Tough but went Jones and Vaughan, mainly cos they are sanctimonious, egotistical nonces.

Jenner can, probably literally, go f**k herself

rIck_dAgless wrote:Used to work at Lineker's bar met Wayne a few times bonafide bell end.

Two of my picks are up there but I've broken convention and not chosen one of them (you're a lucky boy Vaughan you t*sser) as I'd forgotten about Wayne Lineker. Voted for him. I hope someone nominated Gary as well. They are a pair of colossal b*llends.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I like Pep. I hate everyone else in this group. Tough but went Jones and Vaughan, mainly cos they are sanctimonious, egotistical nonces.

Who the hell is Owen Jones anyway?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I like Pep. I hate everyone else in this group. Tough but went Jones and Vaughan, mainly cos they are sanctimonious, egotistical nonces.

Who the hell is Owen Jones anyway?

Political journalist and Labour fan boy, I am guessing tory boys are voting this dude up

I hate the guy. We get it, your whole identity is being left wing and a less smart than you think. No need to be a Cumquat too, it makes us all look bad.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I hate the guy. We get it, your whole identity is being left wing and a less smart than you think. No need to be a Cumquat too, it makes us all look bad.

Makes me an even bigger cumquat that I didn't know who he was.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I hate the guy. We get it, your whole identity is being left wing and a less smart than you think. No need to be a Cumquat too, it makes us all look bad.

I like the moniker Talcum X some people have branded him with.

Apart from Wayne Lineker not a strong group of Cumquats. Went for Laura Kuennsberg because of the Vladimir Corbyn Pic but only because the rest aren't that objectionable even the one who went to drastic measures to get Thai citizenship

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I like Pep. I hate everyone else in this group. Tough but went Jones and Vaughan, mainly cos they are sanctimonious, egotistical nonces.

Who the hell is Owen Jones anyway?

Political journalist and Labour fan boy, I am guessing tory boys are voting this dude up

I'd suggest it's the other way round, he's a Tory wet dream with his idiocy and self entitled behaviour. He seems to bother Labour voters more as they realise he's detrimental to the party long term.

C**t either way.

Upside down, back to front and inside out, he's a Kumquat.

ShahenshahG wrote:Apart from Wayne Lineker not a strong group of Cumquats. Went for Laura Kuennsberg because of the Vladimir Corbyn Pic but only because the rest aren't that objectionable even the one who went to drastic measures to get Thai citizenship

But Michael Vaughan, Shah?  He's a w*nking c*nt!

superflyweight wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Apart from Wayne Lineker not a strong group of Cumquats. Went for Laura Kuennsberg because of the Vladimir Corbyn Pic but only because the rest aren't that objectionable even the one who went to drastic measures to get Thai citizenship

But Michael Vaughan, Shah?  He's a w*nking c*nt!

He might well be but I tend to ignore sportsmen once they retire because if they say something they didn't have the Balls to say when they were playing then they can go Frak themselves sideways with a sidewinder missile  and if it's something they already said I don't need to hear it a second time seasoned with the bitterness of men who feel they capitalised less than the current generation of players.

I very much like the above

Wayne Lineker is an excelletn excellent call.

Owen Jones may have come from the mean streets of Stockport but he very much belongs to that righteous middle class sect who believe they know more of the working classes than they themselves know. i.e. very much a high priest of Corbynism.

If a non-porn movie was ever made about willies, all the moral willies would look like Owen Jones and all the evil ones would look like David Warner.

Jones easily, and Kuenssberg+Lineker will go together