Welcome to The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup! Group Eleven (Vote for Two)

Look, they're late, I've been working. This isn't the best intro today, you'll be fine.

Vote for two of these:

Jeremy Vine
Sean Hannity
Kevin Pietersen
Tom Davies (Everton)
Tyson Fury
Henry Winter
Jake Humphrey
Rio Ferdinand

Hannity and Ferdinand & Fury

Thing is, although KP is(was) an undeniably fantastic batsman, I do feel he satisfies the criteria for being a c*nt pretty well

I can only assume with Keys and Ferdinand, a fellow Newcastle fan is nominating these?

Looks like I may have jumped the gun, Rio is being pushed out!

Is Rio that hated among the Newcastle faithful?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Looks like I may have jumped the gun, Rio is being pushed out!

Is Rio that hated among the Newcastle faithful?

Yes... With a f***ing passion the Jar Jar Binks looking c**t

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Looks like I may have jumped the gun, Rio is being pushed out!

Is Rio that hated among the Newcastle faithful?

Yes... With a f***ing passion the Jar Jar Binks looking c**t

Did he support Ashley? Or is he just too much mandem with his world cup windups?

recent example but this goes back a while TBH

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rio-ferdinand-glazers-newcastle-ashley-20523463

Ahhh yes, the poor Man United fans and the honour they have compared to us little beings.

Should expect more from Rio, he was at West Ham, he was at Leeds when it went mental, but his personality is based around what he won at Man United

What a triumph for Hannity.

Completely deserved as well.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I can only assume with Keys and Ferdinand, a fellow Newcastle fan is nominating these?

I nominated Rio as he makes my piss boil every time I see his stupid f*cking face. Which makes me wonder why I didn't nominate Robbie Savage as well.

I take it you're behind the Villa nominations?

Lee Hendrie I am, though that is due to personal experience with the c**t, and not villa

rIck_dAgless wrote:I can only assume with Keys and Ferdinand, a fellow Newcastle fan is nominating these?

I did.

And then I thought, well, if I don't like it, why don't i just use my own money to buy Forumotion?

Also, Richard Keys is a hairy handed, backwards, f**k nugget.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Lee Hendrie I am, though that is due to personal experience with the c**t, and not villa

Personal or professional? This is very intriguing.

Personal, Worked in a bar where he got drunk, he was the most odious prick I ever met.

One time when a fan was genuinely excited to meet him, he told the dude that he is injured at the moment.  When the dude (concerned) asked what was wrong with him, he turned to the guy, git his wallet out, and said his leg was hurting from carrying around all this f**king money, now f**k off and leave me alone, the guy was devastated.

Then he went back with some bang average p155ed middle aged cougar....

C**t

That is a bit c*ntish. Didn't he recently file for bankruptcy?

Least it's sorted his injury problems.

LOL out loud, I hope so on both counts

Galted wrote:That is a bit c*ntish. Didn't he recently file for bankruptcy?

Yes, probably why he ended up playing football in the bright lights of Indonesia and Basford.

He's on Soccer Saturday, and my missus thinks i'm a C**t because i never shut up about how much of a c**t he is, which makes me think he is more and more of a c**t and so on...

rIck_dAgless wrote:He's on Soccer Saturday, and my missus thinks i'm a C**t because i never shut up about how much of a c**t he is, which makes me think he is more and more of a c**t and so on...

Every time I hear his voice, I think it's Stan Collymore. He's easier to accept if you think of him as at least better than fists of fury Stan.

I would love to put him in a blonde wig and stick him in a room with a boozed up Stan.