The Culture cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup - The Last Eight - Jeremy Kyle vs Tim Martin

Probably the weaker side of the draw here. 

Kyle has been out of the spotlight for a while now, but memories are long here in the CC. Tim Martin appears to be insane, and I can only imagine a bit of an embarrassment to that side of the Brexit debate. It's Wetherspoons versus wheTHER OR NOT YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER, SONNY! I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE SUICIDAL, SUBMIT TO EMBARRASSMENT ON LIVE TV

Tim Martin is the pricks prick, and would sell his granny to help his Poopie pubs turn a profit.

But Kyle did more to harm the country than people realise. His show helped fuel the rise in "poverty porn" and further drove a wedge into the class wars. Absolute abhorrent Kumquat.

Went for Kyle as I still don't know who Tim Martin is. Someone may have told me in a previous round but whoever it was, was probably a c*nt, so I paid no attention.

Kyle is absolute vermin. I can easily imagine him at school, being the slippery little prick on the playground goading the bully into beating up some kid in a wheelchair.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Went for Kyle as I still don't know who Tim Martin is. Someone may have told me in a previous  round but whoever it was, was probably a c*nt, so I paid no attention.

The man behind Weatherspoons and friend of this government. Looks (and probably acts) like a less coherent, more right wing Father Jack with added wild hair.