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I think I should have the thread split on account of not having had one for years.

I got him/her/they/them, Jules

Fraudulent fist.

Habeus sicondus.

Tird!

Fort.

Morning guys.

Just spotted this little one on the skirting board. Put it in the take away container and then carefully tipped it over the back fence. No one saw me.

What is it Tino? A young huntsman? It has a nice gingerbread complexion.
It wasn't too aggressive and moved into a more photogenic pose when I gently tapped the plastic.

Spoiler:

Pal Joey wrote:Fort.

Morning guys.

Just spotted this little one on the skirting board. Put it in the take away container and then carefully tipped it over the back fence. No one saw me.

What is it Tino? A young huntsman? It has a nice gingerbread complexion.
It wasn't too aggressive and moved into a more photogenic pose when I gently tapped the plastic.

Spoiler:

Looks like a Cardinal spider, Pee Jay. Could be wrong of course. Has been known.

Finally caught up with Stranger Things last night. Watched the last episode of series 3. Although this series has lost some of the nostalgic charm of 1 & 2, I thought the last episode was outstanding until 11 was talking to Billy and referred back to a dream sequence and used the term seagull.

Have the Duffer brothers not been reading this thread. F*cking idiots.

I am refusing to watch series 4 next year unless they have some sort of edit of this episode.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fort.

Morning guys.

Just spotted this little one on the skirting board. Put it in the take away container and then carefully tipped it over the back fence. No one saw me.

What is it Tino? A young huntsman? It has a nice gingerbread complexion.
It wasn't too aggressive and moved into a more photogenic pose when I gently tapped the plastic.

Spoiler:

Looks like a Cardinal spider, Pee Jay. Could be wrong of course. Has been known.

Nice story about the origins of the Cardinal spider. Actually I think it's probably a baby brown huntsman. Heteropoda cervina.
I just happened to see it when I was walking past one of the bedroom doors. It probably came in through the plaster wall vent via the brickwork cavity.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fort.

Morning guys.

Just spotted this little one on the skirting board. Put it in the take away container and then carefully tipped it over the back fence. No one saw me.

What is it Tino? A young huntsman? It has a nice gingerbread complexion.
It wasn't too aggressive and moved into a more photogenic pose when I gently tapped the plastic.

Spoiler:

Looks like a Cardinal spider, Pee Jay. Could be wrong of course. Has been known.

Nice story about the origins of the Cardinal spider. Actually I think it's probably a baby brown huntsman. Heteropoda cervina.
I just happened to see it when I was walking past one of the bedroom doors. It probably came in through the plaster wall vent via the brickwork cavity.

I don't know how you're alive, Pee Jay. Everything in your country can kill you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fort.

Morning guys.

Just spotted this little one on the skirting board. Put it in the take away container and then carefully tipped it over the back fence. No one saw me.

What is it Tino? A young huntsman? It has a nice gingerbread complexion.
It wasn't too aggressive and moved into a more photogenic pose when I gently tapped the plastic.

Spoiler:

Looks like a Cardinal spider, Pee Jay. Could be wrong of course. Has been known.

Nice story about the origins of the Cardinal spider. Actually I think it's probably a baby brown huntsman. Heteropoda cervina.
I just happened to see it when I was walking past one of the bedroom doors. It probably came in through the plaster wall vent via the brickwork cavity.

I don't know how you're alive, Pee Jay. Everything in your country can kill you.

I just thought of a joke that is in such poor taste I can't bring myself to post it, even on here.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fort.

Morning guys.

Just spotted this little one on the skirting board. Put it in the take away container and then carefully tipped it over the back fence. No one saw me.

What is it Tino? A young huntsman? It has a nice gingerbread complexion.
It wasn't too aggressive and moved into a more photogenic pose when I gently tapped the plastic.

Spoiler:

Looks like a Cardinal spider, Pee Jay. Could be wrong of course. Has been known.

Nice story about the origins of the Cardinal spider. Actually I think it's probably a baby brown huntsman. Heteropoda cervina.
I just happened to see it when I was walking past one of the bedroom doors. It probably came in through the plaster wall vent via the brickwork cavity.

I don't know how you're alive, Pee Jay. Everything in your country can kill you.

I'm a survivor. I've had a few close calls over the years but I've had some luck on my side.

You realise you're only 2 posts off a 2 numeral palindrome?



Go for it Jules. The joke that is. I'll have a look at it in the morning.

Pal Joey wrote:

You realise you're only 2 posts off a 2 numeral palindrome?

I didn't because I rely on you to inform me.

I'll make the next post after this one spectacular in honour of you, Pee Jay.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

You realise you're only 2 posts off a 2 numeral palindrome?

I didn't because I rely on you to inform me.

I'll make the next post after this one spectacular in honour of you, Pee Jay.

OK. I'll have a look at it in the morning.

Oh boy.. this COP26 waffle talk is making me drowsy. I can see why Joe nodded off.
Old grey haired wrinkle-faced women talking about their farts and the impact they have on the planet.. f*ck off!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Fort.

Morning guys.

Just spotted this little one on the skirting board. Put it in the take away container and then carefully tipped it over the back fence. No one saw me.

What is it Tino? A young huntsman? It has a nice gingerbread complexion.
It wasn't too aggressive and moved into a more photogenic pose when I gently tapped the plastic.

Spoiler:

Looks like a Cardinal spider, Pee Jay. Could be wrong of course. Has been known.

Nice story about the origins of the Cardinal spider. Actually I think it's probably a baby brown huntsman. Heteropoda cervina.
I just happened to see it when I was walking past one of the bedroom doors. It probably came in through the plaster wall vent via the brickwork cavity.

I don't know how you're alive, Pee Jay. Everything in your country can kill you.

Especially Sean Abbott.

Hump Fist!

Shagadelic sicond.

Still waiting for Tino's palindrome and Julius's tasteless joke.

Galted wrote:Shagadelic sicond.

Still waiting for Tino's palindrome and Julius's tasteless joke.

Tird.
Obviously it wasn't tasteless enough for Galted to recognise it as such.

Yesterday I had the first face to face meeting with a client I have had for possibly 2 years, certainly since before the pandemic.

lostinwales wrote:Yesterday I had the first face to face meeting with a client I have had for possibly 2 years, certainly since before the pandemic.

Haven't been into the office for about that long.  Think it will be highly traumatic when I do go back, like the first day in a new job.

Has been that long I guess since I saw the friendly Cockney and listened to him having a rant about whatever had displeased him on his walk.

Just back from a scintillating drive across town at night after witnessing a wedding in Singapore via FT. It was quite a surreal and casual evening. The couple are having dinner now where Trump and Kim Jong-un had the handshake. Find it surprising that Trump is still alive after touching Kim's hand. Slow release poison obviously. Let's wait another year or so for it to kick in.

Spoiler:

Could say the same about Kim

Bit cack on here today…..

Good to see you sean. Still down the south coast?

now that's a palindrome.

seanmichaels wrote:Bit cack on here today…..

Holy f*ck.

This post is definitely worth a palindrome.

I assumed you were dead, Seany.

Just need Jeff/Geoff back now.

Who's going to get the michaelsing on a michaels day?

Galted wrote:Who's going to get the michaelsing on a michaels day?

It was a Hibbz like hit and run from michaels.

Now I know what Sonia from Eastenders must have felt like after sean touched her up that time.

Appears I've missed quite the day, a cameo from our resident Liverpool manager lookalike.

Though i guess this weekend the Klopps did go back.

There is a particular Welsh poster on the rugby threads on this forum that I shall call Phill. He has this certain kind of behaviour that I like to call PhilBombing, where he posts multiple replies to different points in a thread in separate posts at the end. So you suddenly see 4 or 5 posts by him in a cluster.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Who's going to get the michaelsing on a michaels day?

It was a Hibbz like hit and run from michaels.

Now I know what Sonia from Eastenders must have felt like after sean touched her up that time.

I suspect that he's been Fritzled by DAVE and is forced to post once a year to prove he's alive.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Appears I've missed quite the day, a cameo from our resident Liverpool manager lookalike.

Though i guess this weekend the Klopps did go back.

Wouldn't bother with jokes anymore rICk. No-one bothers to acknowledge them.

Sean Abbott, FFS.

I understand and acknowledge your joke, Julius. It didn't go over my head.

Duty281 wrote:I understand and acknowledge your joke, Julius. It didn't go over my head.

Excellent work Duty.
I knew it wouldn't stump you.

I am alive. Just. Came back on because I saw mr windows back and galted made me wet myself with his shouldn’t the horses be wounded comment. Don’t get much time nowadays but reading through this thread brought a big smile to my face. Doesn’t make it look any better

And it is the time of year where galted would usually be waiting for a bus and gets a massive leaf splattered against his face. F and jeffing covid.

Glad you're still about. Just leaves (no pun intented) SerialDAVE unaccounted for, which is a bit like the opening of a horror movie.

Shameful fist.

Imagine robbing michaels of the michaelsing on michael's day.

Sicond

All a bit late today

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Appears I've missed quite the day, a cameo from our resident Liverpool manager lookalike.

Though i guess this weekend the Klopps did go back.

Wouldn't bother with jokes anymore rICk. No-one bothers to acknowledge them.

Sean Abbott, FFS.

Seems you are correct as always, Jules.

Tird

Looked up Sean Abbott and I do hereby acknowlege Julius's joke.

Galted wrote:Looked up Sean Abbott and I do hereby acknowlege Julius's joke.

Glad you looked him up. I haven't got a clue who he is or whether the joke was funny.

If you think it was funny, Galted, then that is enough for me.

Great stuff, Jules.

Galted wrote:acknowlege

C*nt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:acknowlege

C*nt.

Ffs, how did that slip through?  No wonder this forum's beneath Jeff.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:acknowlege

C*nt.

Ffs, how did that slip through?  No wonder this forum's beneath Jeff.

Just think yourself lucky that I caught it and not Jules.

He would have come up with some witty retort that you wouldn't have understood but would have l*l'd out loud at anyway.

Imagine I'd posted it yesterday, what kind of a homecoming would that have been for sean?

Galted wrote:Imagine I'd posted it yesterday, what kind of a homecoming would that have been for sean?

Pretty sure sean has spelled his own name wrong on here many times so I reckon you'd have got away with it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Imagine I'd posted it yesterday, what kind of a homecoming would that have been for sean?

Pretty sure sean has spelled his own name wrong on here many times so I reckon you'd have got away with it.

L*l out loud. Wish he'd tried to use the quote function so that we could be sure it was really him.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Imagine I'd posted it yesterday, what kind of a homecoming would that have been for sean?

Pretty sure sean has spelled his own name wrong on here many times so I reckon you'd have got away with it.

L*l out loud.  Wish he'd tried to use the quote function so that we could be sure it was really him.

L*l.

That or claimed an outrageously unrealistic sexual encounter. Either would confirm it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:acknowlege

C*nt.

Ffs, how did that slip through?  No wonder this forum's beneath Jeff.

Just think yourself lucky that I caught it and not Jules.

He would have come up with some witty retort that you wouldn't have understood but would have l*l'd out loud at anyway.

Who I am to juge?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:acknowlege

C*nt.

Ffs, how did that slip through?  No wonder this forum's beneath Jeff.

Just think yourself lucky that I caught it and not Jules.

He would have come up with some witty retort that you wouldn't have understood but would have l*l'd out loud at anyway.

Who I am to juge?

Ickhead.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:acknowlege

C*nt.

Ffs, how did that slip through?  No wonder this forum's beneath Jeff.

Just think yourself lucky that I caught it and not Jules.

He would have come up with some witty retort that you wouldn't have understood but would have l*l'd out loud at anyway.

Who I am to juge?

Ickhead.

Ickhea.