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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 9:42

First topic message reminder :

Happy Friday everyone!

With the weekend just around the corner we thought it would be good to have some Friday fun and go daft for the day.

Basically all you need to post are "Things you would never hear a sports commentator say"

Over to you..............

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Post by sodhat Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:17

"...and Scotland have qualified for the World Cup!"

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Post by Breadvan Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:20

'and thanks to my co commentator Johnathan Davies for his impartial and unbiased views as Wales beat NZ to win the 2011 rugby world cup'

'Andy Murray there, enthusiastic and like a kid at xmas during that interview'

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Post by CFCNick Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:20

"Am I the only one who gets excited when Sharapova shrieks???"

"And the Philadelphia Eagles have won the Super Bowl"

Something Clive Tyldesley would never say "Manchester United were lucky in 99 and were outplayed for 90 mins"

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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:20

"It's great to be here at Goodison Park"

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Post by Breadvan Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:21

' A warm welcome to the boot room here at Anfield to new assistant coach Gary Neville'
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:21

"And the biggest cheer of all is reserved for Huw Bennett, named player of the tournament at this year's Rugby World Cup."

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Post by kwinigolfer Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:22

And there it is, his putting has been flawless today.
Congratulations to Sergio / Rory / Lee on a truly magificent US Open win.

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Post by welshjohn369 Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:23

"......... well the All Black's lose in a great game. Once again how wonderful it was to hear the Kiwi supporters sing for the majority of the game and freely admit the opposition were the better team."
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Post by ShankyCricket Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:28

Y I Man


mate you are an administrator right?Why is there no Cricinfo RSS Feed?I think cricinfo is way better than BBC Sport site.

i am also curious to know how people living in different parts of the world can come together to create a cricket forum.how did you become an admin?

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Post by 88Chris05 Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:28

"Shock at the Olympics - Usain Bolt's urine sample shows the presence of Pseudoephedrine, Nandrolone, Stanozolol, HGH and, most shocking of all, even a minimal trace of urine!"
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Post by BANAFAN-AKA-HON Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:32

"It looks like Henson has finally turned his back on the media circus and is now concentrating on earning back his Welsh jersey . . ."

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Post by BANAFAN-AKA-HON Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:34

"After 30 years away Carlos Tevez is welcomed back to Manchester and given the key to the city . . ."

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:39

"It really is good to see John Terry setting an example, accepting the referee's decision without a word."

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Post by Uryu Ishida Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:43

"I've had a £5 bet on Wayne Rooneys hair, "afro or baldy in a year?" let us know what you think"

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:43

"...and we see Harbhajan's slide towards the bowler's end come to a sickening and abrupt halt about 3 yards short of the crease.

Nasser: "Surely, he would have seen the not-so-small figure of Chris Tremlett standing in the way, Beefy? ...I mean, you would never have done that with Joel Garner standing in the same place,...now would you?"

Botham: "Tremlett was well within his right to have stood his ground..."

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Post by Looseheaded Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 12:59

"And the game has descended into chaos!! The Anglo-Spanish rivalry has risen to a new level of animosity, there's blood everywhere, nobody wants to see this is in our noble sport! This is sure to go down in history as a dark day for badminton...."
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"And it's wife-beater to the sexual assaulter, back to wife-beater, he sends a long pass forward to the love-rat, who cuts it into the penalty box, oh and the violent-drunk has got it, he smashes it into the back of the net! Fantastic goal there by the England football team"

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Post by Nay Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:08

And i thought the Di Canio push on the ref was bad for football, but what Ryan Giggs is doing to Sian Massey......

And Neil Lennon takes full responsibilty for his teams defeat this evening





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Post by drive4show Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:12

"Monty has just smiled and waved at the guy who's camera went off during his backswing"

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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:41

I know streakers at the football isn't a new phenomenon but it's the first time the referee has done it

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Post by sodhat Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:47

Andy Gray: "Looks like the referee has got that one right..."

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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:49

Alan Green - "Liverpool really aren't serious title contenders and certainly haven't just signed the missing piece of the jigsaw"

Alan Hanson - "This lapse defending is just what the league needs. All these goals just add to the excitement"

Mark Lawrenson "why don't you let Lee answer this one Gary. his opinion is more valuable than mine"
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Post by Adam D Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:49

Left. Followed by a straight right. Uppercut And he's down! Anyway, enough of Mike Phillips trip to McDonalds, lets get back to the boxing action between Haye and Klitschko.

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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:51

"Welcome to the first day of Wimbledon and let's agree that a Brit won't win again this year"
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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:53

"Another wobble. Haye just can't cope with Harrisons speed and power tonight"

"Next up, we go to see Philips Idowu's first attempt in the Hop, Skip and Jump"
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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 13:58

"And that's it. The Final Whistle blows dead on 90 minutes here at Old Trafford,. And it's Man Utd 0 Man City 1"
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Post by dubh_linn Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:01

"....and having personally interviewed many of the premier league footballers on display this afternoon, I can say that they are well educated and well spoken young men whose main concern in life is the welfare of the common man"

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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:02

"Nick Fury agrees to a transfer straight away"







sorry private Furious League joke there
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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:07

Avram Grant really seems to have got his tactics right this afternoon!

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Post by Looseheaded Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:10

"Well here we are at the Champions League final, and I haven't seen this many Kumquat on show since the last time I watched porn."

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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:13

"Barcelona just can't get close to this Man Utd midfield today. They are passing them to death and making them chase shadows"
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Post by FIFA Diva Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:19

"Everton are offically the most successful club from Merseyside"
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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:20

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Post by Adam D Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:21

Ronaldo and Torres lift the Champions league trophy in the air together. Reminds me of a film I saw recently.....2 girls and 1 cup.....

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Post by Afro Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:23

This Arsenal team has found there feet since February and finished the season in championship form
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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:24

Drogba Anelka and Torres really do look like they've been playing together for years.

With that performance, Lampard really has ended the argument who should be the best midfield option for England.

Well, Geoff, if no-one else is going to do it, I'm off down there to kick both Barton and Diouf square in the knackers

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Post by Thomond Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:25

"John Daly on the tee. Wearing all grey clothes. Quite a boring choice"


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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:29

" So, that's the boat race for another year. Wonderful to see the Oxford cox in full flow."


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Post by nick_fury Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:29

'If you ask me if I am one of the best strikers in the world, I say yes because I believe it" - Nicklas Bendtner

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Post by sodhat Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:32

DAVE667 wrote:Avram Grant really seems to have got his tactics right this afternoon!


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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:34

Anyone else think Lewis Hamilton should be allowed to drive around this course?

Thanks for that Bill, but this is the London Marathon

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Post by Eyetoldyouso Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:35

"And on the pitch, both sets of fans are congratulating each other after this well fought Old Firm game"

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Post by sodhat Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:35

"A standing ovation for Neil Lennon there from the (insert any side but Celtic here) fans."

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:40

" Vidic brings down Fabregas and Howard Webb points to the penalty spot."

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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:41

"...and Hernandez scores for Utd without kicking the ball into his own face first!"

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Post by sodhat Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:42

"Here we are then, the first round bell just about to go off for Floyd Mayweather Jr versus Manny Pacquiao..."

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Post by dummy_half Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:56

A scintillating break from Mike Tindall, capped with a superb long pass to Cueto, who scores his third try of this RWC final.

Wayne Barnes proves once again that he is the world's outstanding referee (only applies for New Zealand commentators).

Sadly, Stuart Barnes has retired from rugby punditry with immediate effect, and has admitted he was never much good as a player and knows nothing about the modern game.

Welcome to day 2 of the Test match at the Rose Bowl, where there is a cloudless blue sky...

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Post by davidl1061 Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 14:57

'Well done to Paul Scholes there on a prefectly times tackle'


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Post by GG Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 15:17

"Mohammad Yousuf is said to be delighted about becoming the new face of gillette"

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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 15:22

In these days of glamourous WAG's it's nice to see Jermaine Defoe arm in arm with his new wife, Susan Boyle

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Post by Guest Fri 17 Jun 2011 - 15:24

"So Alan (Green), what did you make off that Manchester United penalty?"

"Oh, they thoroughly deserved it and well done to them on their win over Liverpool"

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