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Post by Guest Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:34 pm

You know you watch too much tennis when you walk in late at work, and you ask your boss to check shot spot to see if your foot was in the office at 9am.

You know you watch too much tennis when you think about what every sport would be like with a racquet.

You know you watch too much tennis when you can name top 100 players but can't remember your kids names.

You know you play too much tennis when you call the line judge whenever there is an argument.

You know you play too much tennis when you practice your swing with an imaginary racquet at least 5 times an hour.

You know you play too much tennis when you yell "C'mon" every time you ever succeed in the smallest task.

Any others?...........


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Post by Guest Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:37 pm

"You know you play too much tennis when you"

......begin chewing the fuzz off a tennis ball to make it faster.

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Post by Chazfazzer Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:51 pm

Ha I find myself doing number 5 a fair bit; even hitting an imaginary serve or two when I'm sure no one's looking!

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Post by Guest Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:54 pm

Laugh OK
Have you ever been caught?

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Post by noleisthebest Sat 18 Jun 2011, 4:10 pm

Chazfazzer wrote:Ha I find myself doing number 5 a fair bit; even hitting an imaginary serve or two when I'm sure no one's looking!

Try moving your mouse with a slight forehand motion Laugh

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Post by Guest82 Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:35 pm

I can only name 36 of the top 50 in 7 minutes...

http://www.sporcle.com/games/atpmens.php

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Post by Guest Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:36 pm

"You know you watch too much tennis when you"

.............think that slam draws are rigged.

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Post by Guest Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:42 pm

Behave Jubbs Wink

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Post by legendkillar Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:51 pm

You know when you play or watch tennis too much....when you demand hawkeye for every bad decision made at work!

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Post by lydian Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:53 pm

You know you play/watch too much tennis when all your girlfriends look like Ana Ivanovic.

Yeah right....
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Post by legendkillar Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:55 pm

Or do you mean that all girlfriends look like Ana Ivanovic. laughing

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Post by lydian Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:57 pm

lol LK....that's beer-goggle talk Wink
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Post by gboycottnut Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:36 pm

"You know you play or watch too much tennis when......"

You keep making excuses to work colleagues for having the urge to keep checking live video streams every 2 to 5 minutes of tennis matches played at Wimbledon.

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Post by Guest Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:47 am

Y I Man wrote:Behave Jubbs Wink

sorry

Can't help myself sometimes, smack wrist!

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Post by laverfan Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:12 pm

You know when you play or watch tennis too much.... being a member of many tennis discussion forums (606v1, MTF, MTL, 606v2,...) and cannot decide where to post next. Wink

You know when you play or watch tennis too much.... keep looking for information on Wikipedia for old matches

You know when you play or watch tennis too much.... sleeping with Bud Collin's Authoritative Encyclopedia by your bedside table.

You know when you play or watch tennis too much.... when your legs mimic the movements of the players on the screen.

You know when you play or watch tennis too much.... when you are looking at tennis scores on both an iPOD and an iPhone to compare internet speeds.

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