Sooooo Bored! Evil Characters Starting XV vs Heroes Starting XV

Incase anyone hadn't worked out I was bored, well...I am. So here it is, evil characters XV versue superhero XV. Can be from movies, cartoons whatever. Go for it.

Who'd win and why

1 Rhino-man (Spiderman) short, squat and huge leg drive. Aggressive and really good on the charge.
2 Miss Trunchbull (Mathilda) serious power, she was training for the olympics, pretty compact, all round meanie
3 Megatron (Transformers), huge mass of metal strength, would have fantastic leg drive and has got a bit of pace too.
4 Vampire played by Triple H (Blade 3) stupidly big and very strong. Tall enough for a second row but would do well in the enforcer role
5 Jaws (James Bond) tall built like a tree, hard to bring down and an aggressive b*stard.
6 Shan Yu (Mulan) absolute maniac, gets shot in the face with a firework but keeps going.
7 Darth Vader (Star Wars) well versed in the dark arts and can use his cunning and malice too good effect at 7.
8 Cave Troll (Lord of the Rings) absolute power, sheer aggressiona and bloody mindlessness. Hard to take down and quick once it gets going.
9 Jigsaw (Saw) very clever and cunning, able to think multiple steps ahead, has great "vision"
10 The Joker (Batman) tricky customer, hard to predict yet a very clever and calculating individual.
11 Raptor (Jurassic Park) seriously quick and agile, natural predator and viscious.
12 Agent Smith (the Matrix) very tough and quick. Resourceful and determind. Creative and dependable.
13 German soldier in "slow stab scene" (Saving Private ryan) ruthless, quick, strong, aggressive, skilled and effective with his hands.
14 Red guy who teleports (New X-men) someone who can teleports from one end of the pitch to the other will be useful. Also viscous.
15 Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter) cunning, can fly so can get high balls, can fly so fast, a clinical finisher, always seems in control

1 Beast (X-Men) INcredibly strong and powerful, also disciplined and intelligent. Quite quick too.
2 Riddick (Chronicles of riddick) A savage animal. Very muscular and very diffcult to take down. Calm under pressure.
3 The thing (fantastic Four) Solid mass of strength. Very tough and really packs a punch.
4 Optimus Prime (Transformers) huge presence in the second row. Hard and honest worker who leaves it all on the field.
5 Superman (superman) can fly for the high balls in the lineout, very tough in the tight and quick and athletic in the loose.
6 John McCane (Die Hard Series) very tough individual and extremely resiliant. Never gives up and high pain threshold.
7 Wolverine (X-Men) low to the ground, viscous, fights tooth and nail. Strong and agile.
8 The Hulk (hulk) Unstoppable on the charge and very athletic off the base. Can jump well in the lineout too.
9 Gandalf (Lord of the Rings) Can see the field so well, wise, great decision making, underrated strength and speed.
10 John Preston (Equilibrium) Very cool under pressure, great decision making, quick, agile, strong and relentless.
11 Spencer (The incredibles) Stupidly fast kid. Maybe not the greatest temperment but this kid has wheels.
12 Jason Bourne (Bourne Trilogy) Good foil to maximus again very clever and resourceful, quick, strong and hard to beat down.
13 Maximus (Gladiator) Serious athletisicm and also a lot of brains. Viscous but cool headed skill and strength.
14 Goku (Dragon Ball) Very strong very fast. A born leader and quite clever also very determind.
15 Neo (The Matrix) Can fly and can thus deal with high balls and is quick. Also very strong and great reflexes.


So who would win???? And Why??????

Any suggestions add them in!!!

That stab scene in Saving Ryan's Privates always get me. Its brutal!

Yeah really is, so vivid and cruel.

I still don't know who to vote for!

Voted Heroes to win.

I would back the evil side to win, however the Heroes always end up somehow shafting the villans when the odds are stacked against them.

On paper the Heroes have it, the pace of Neo coupled with the resiliance of Wolverene and John McLean in the back row will work wonders.

However I think Megatron and Darth Vader may just tip the game in favour of the Evil Characters.

Wow you really are bored....

It's gotta be the Evil team hasn't it? Thats what the odds would say.

Although from all the movies I've watched, the Good seem to have a knack for dramatic, last-minute, against the odds victories

I reckon the evil have the upper hand in the scrum.

probably the heroes in the lineout. Heroes in the backrow too I'd say.

Halfbacks are pretty even.

Evil probably have it in the centres and in the back 3 too. I am gonna go with the evil team their backline is just too good.

"darth vader - master of the dark arts at 7"

genius, top work fella

You should add in Sauron, the Witch King and the Balrog for the evil team.

Thor the god of thunder and silver surfer for the good team.

Not sure where Terminator would fit in as he is both good and bad. Maybe one Terminator for each team.

Others - Conan the Barbarian,He-man, Richard Sharpe and Sergeant Harper,006 and 007, Venom,Dante, Boromir,

Going by your teams the good team easily win.

I'm also surprised The Kurgan from highlander has been left out, he would have cruised into the Evil team, so too would the Predator, a much better candidate for Lock rather than jaws from James Bond.

Just looking again. jigsaw and the Joker would be a nightmare to play against!!!

haha cheers bathite!

006 and 007? Silver Surfer? really?? If you were gonna go for boromir you may as well go Aragorn.

Was thinking predator would be a good centre myself.

pete (buachaill on eirne) wrote:006 and 007? Silver Surfer? really?? If you were gonna go for boromir you may as well go Aragorn.

Was thinking predator would be a good centre myself.

Oh wait Predator has been capped at Centre by the all Blacks already hasn't he?

Haha nice!!!!

I think the evil team would win their front row and backs are quality

Quite surprised Spiderman wasn't in the centres, he's very agile and got great hands. Might get penalised for not releasing on the ground though. Fair enough

Bathite wrote:Quite surprised Spiderman wasn't in the centres, he's very agile and got great hands. Might get penalised for not releasing on the ground though. Fair enough

I was quite pleased with the german soldier call thought he was good, should have put in the Balrog though.

Question, which team is coached by PDV?

Pete to bulk up the frontrow for the heroes it should be

1.Thing
2.Thor
3.Hulk

He-man at no 8.

Suggested 006 and 007 to give it a more human feel plus they are evasive and durable.

Boromir has more brawn than Aragorn.

Silver Surfer is quick and very strong.

For the evil team you could have the Alien queen and King Kong.

Pete you have lost your marbles sir. Out of sheer pity I'll humour you though and suggest that the evil team have the edge because the heroes team has an inexperienced winger, a deceased outside centre and disciplinary issues in the back row......

This is class, reminds me of school all over again! Sitting in the chemistry lab, trying to come up with best ever animal XV or disney XV or mates mum XV. Happy days!

right you said heroes and there is not one real hero in there

I give you your new out half

Captain chesley sullenberger

The man eats nerves and shíts results

roddersm wrote:

Pete you have lost your marbles sir. Out of sheer pity I'll humour you though and suggest that the evil team have the edge because the heroes team has an inexperienced winger, a deceased outside centre and disciplinary issues in the back row......

Beshocked- I like your rejigged front row not wild on 006 or 007 though also King Kong would make a cracking 8 or 12.

The good team is coached by Charles Xavier (Xmen)
The evil team is coached by Sauron the dark Lord (Lord of the Rings)

Unless better optins present themselves. Alternative to Sauron???

if not Sauron I'd have said Voldemort, but then he's already in the starting XV. What about Emporer Palpatine if you really want someone else?

Emporer Palpatine

you mean gaffney no he is backs coach with ireland sorry

Bakkies Botha is seen as rather evil and with a nickname such as the "intimidator” he could fit nicely into the scrumhalf position

Would have to have Yoda as the heroes srummy. Annoying little fucjer and deceptively fast!

D24tress wrote:Emporer Palpatine

you mean gaffney no he is backs coach with ireland sorry

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Senator Palpatine is a good option or Christopher Lee as Dracula???

Carpe Yoda is an unbelievable call

Christopher Lee as Dracula/Saruman is a great shout.

Also Count Duku.

Which team do you reckon would fatigue first??

Do we have a bench???

Beshocked's evil XV

1.Balrog
2.King Kong
3.Alien Queen
4.Megatron
5.Godzilla
6.Venom
7.Darth Vader
8.Juggernaut
9.Dracula (mind control)
10.Dr Doom
11.Witchking on nazgul
12.Terminator 2 (Liquid man)
13.Predator
14.Vegeta
15.Sauron

Beshocked's hero XV


1.Thing
2.Thor
3.Hulk
4.Optimus Prime
5.Goku
6.Terminator
7.Sharpe
8.He-Man
9.Doctor Strange
10. Gandalf
11.Superman
12.Boromir
13.Conan the Barbarian
14.Silver Surfer
15.Dante

Not sure they'd be much of a game going on what with Vader likely to force choke anyone that Voldemort doesn't just kill. Two red cards from a very brave ref but too late as the good team are all dead.

pete (buachaill on eirne) wrote:

roddersm wrote:

Pete you have lost your marbles sir. Out of sheer pity I'll humour you though and suggest that the evil team have the edge because the heroes team has an inexperienced winger, a deceased outside centre and disciplinary issues in the back row......

Beshocked- I like your rejigged front row not wild on 006 or 007 though also King Kong would make a cracking 8 or 12.

The good team is coached by Charles Xavier (Xmen)
The evil team is coached by Sauron the dark Lord (Lord of the Rings)

Unless better optins present themselves. Alternative to Sauron???

I personally think PDV should coach the Evils, he can make the Joker(batman) his captain, they will surely rile the opposition during interviews

my favourite thing about your evil team beshocked is that not only do you have the witchking in it, but he just so happens to be on his nazgul. Love it.


And we must have enough names for benches for both sides now surely?

Reckon the evil team would run out of energy first.

oh and I've just thought, if we have Voldemort on the evils team, surely Harry Potter would have to be in the heroes team somewhere, just for the sake of balance?

Surely the Flash on the wing.

What about Panthro from the thundercats. Big fella.

He - man in the front row.

And in second row..."hey you guys..." Sloth from the goonies!

Harry potter has to be the heros 15!

Is King Kong evil though? Wasn't it really the humans who were the evil ones in that film?
I suppose he could nick a car or something and qualify through 'residency'?

beshocked

Evil team:
Love your front five serious power there
Not sure on venom as a 6 but yeah maybe
I think Terminator 2 and Sauron could be exposed for lack of pace.
Vegeta is a great call

Hero team:
Goku at 5? good front five other than that IMO
Think Boromir could get found out at 12 especially with Gandalf's defensive weaknesses.

Sam-
I jsut burst out laughing in the middle of work!

Think Yoda also has to be in the hero team halfbacks somewhere too

Can we have Cthulhu at hooker? He's more an old school set piece man but I think he'll do the job.

And Blade at 13 for the heroes?

King Kong could be the ref maybe?

No put in Roman Poite maybe there will be some collatoral damage and innocent victims!

Chewbacca has got to be in there as lock, tall, strong, fast and big sharp pointy teeth!

Goku at 5 because he can fly, also has the strength and power needed.

Venom as an enforcer and as yet another lineout option.

Terminator 2 can move as quickly as a car - well he did in the film so he isn't that slow.

Agree about Sauron being a bit slow. As you said is probably better to be team manager.

Another possible for the evil team is the Watcher from lord of the rings.

rugbydreamer the problem with Harry potter is that most of the heroes and evil team would probably step on him accidentally.

yeah but if the witchking can have the nazgul, surely Potter can have his firebolt and just fly out of the way? otherwise I'd be inclined to agree.

Sauron is a tough one, I mean a flaming eyeball can only do so much. He'd have to be the TMO for me (ah risk I know....)

i would say the evil team, just looks more dominant, but they would do something stupid like tell the heroes what their tactics were so they would lose like bad guys always do so...

No put in Roman Poite maybe there will be some collatoral damage and innocent victims

Nah, Bryce Lawerance as the ref with touch officials of Owens and Lewis. To be commentated on by Stuart Barnes (can collatoral damage stretch that far or is that wishful thinking?).

Who's the Watcher in LOTR again?

We need a definitive 22 for both teams with a coach also

Sauron as the TMO!!!!!!!



He can see through flesh I guess!

great thread

The Watcher is the octopus thing with hundreds of tentacles that attacks the Fellowship before they go into the Mines of Moria I believe Pete.

Oh but hey what about Shelob? (the big giant spider!) She'd be one hell of a useful front row replacement for the evil team.


(and this has to be one of the best threads I've seen in ages!)