Sooooo Bored 2! World XV using sterotypes.

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Ok first things first this is awfully close to the prejudice line so let's be careful with our choice of words in this one guys. It's just a bit of fun and not intended to insult anyone so let's try and keep it that way.

Not basing this on a countries rugby sterotypes jsut a sterotype in general. is: irish-drink lots or kenyan's are really fast etc.

1 IRAQI'S: Dangerous customers who know all the tricks in the book and on top of that are resilient, determind and hard working.
2 RUSSIANS: Hard men who can hold their drink bigtime. Utterly ruthless and quick feet (the can-can).
3 AMERICANS: Eat a lot and would be big enough to lock out the tighthead side in the scrum. Believe they are the best.
4 GERMANS: Very tall and very efficent, would be great in the engine room. Hard and honest workers.
5 DUTCH: Apparently the tallest nation in the world. So obvious call here, they are pretty tough also in fairness.
6 SCOTS: Tough fella's who don't take any nonesense. Hard as nails and willing to get their hands dirty.
7 COLUMBIANS: A little bit dodge-y, skilled in the art of under the table dealings.
8 ENGLISH: Prim and proper gentlemen who enjoy an honest, physical battle. Proud and wouldn't want to take a backward step.
9 IRISH: Witty, cheeky little buggers, high spirited and nippy and able to get under anyones skin but be very charming to the ref.
10 SWISS: Great thinkers, be it in banking, investing or inventing. Can see the right path and know how to execute their plans.
11 KENYANS: Stupidly fast in a straight line, and can go the distance too, lean and naturally athletic.
12 S.AFRICANS: Hostile and teak tough. Very direct and blunt and have no problem doing the honest, hard work.
13 ITALIANS: Slick individuals, very animated. Sneaky at times and can take someone by surprise on the outside.
14 CHINESE: So far beyond deicated it's not even funny also they are obviously all gymnasts so very agile. Will stop at nothing to succeed.
15 FRENCH: Elegant and well balanced, poised and pensive. Flamboyant and at times excentric and good at cooking up a winning recipe.

So that's my XV anyone got any editions to make, can we make a team to face them?

I think the pack is pretty good especially the second row and backrow not so confident about the back3 what do people think?

Scarlet...what you mean is a rapid, athletic second row with awesome lineout abilities........

blindside flanker, 6ft 1, 13stone

Scrumhalf 5ft 7, 11.5 stone

Yappy (hate saying that), good defensive organiser and communicator with a good enough pass, good box kick and decision making, maybe a bit slow to get the ball out of the ruck.