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Answer with a question
by Y I Man on Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:59 pm

For this one, you need to post a question in response to the previous post.

To get you started:

Why does it always rain down on me?

Really nice about 24 degrees not to hot but sunny ... night time there ?

Early morning. Last week of 'winter'.
Are you at work now?

No just going to have some food then at work from 10pm ... maybe get chance to log back in later ?

OK mate, catch u later... don't forget to feed to sloths too even though they don't eat so much ... just check, and also make sure they have some water nearby, OK?

Off to work now , sloths are happy ..........will they you know ..get it on ?

Guess you'll find out in...... erm, what's the gestation period for sloths?

Just aslong as there are no baby sloths when i get home .......... maybe a bit to quick ?

About 7.5 months I believe... but only 7 months in urban backyards where they have plenty of vegetables, bananas and water supply.
Do you get on well with your neighbours?

Mostly yes , why ?

It's just that they sometimes like to forage on any tree within a 45-50 meter radius... so your neighbours will need to be very accommodating. Have you heard their mating calls yet?

Yeh , they are very loud aren't they ?

Extremely. Did it scare you the first time you heard it?

Scared yes , is it always like that ?

Unfortunately it is... but after 3 hours you kind of get used to the noise.
Otherwise, have you got a pair of industrial headphones?

Do you like noise ?

Only at AC/DC concerts... otherwise noise seems to follow me around. How about you?

All the time ........... the big question that still hasn't been answered is ...... who left the door open ?

I've forgotten that one... maybe it was not properly closed in the first place?

Was it half open then ?

Presumably. Does that explain how they got out?

It could do couldn't it ?

We are talking about the sloths, right? Did they all escape?

I think they are roaming around the neighbourhood , is there a call or something i can do to attract them ?

Yes, cup your hands around your mouth and let out an orgasmic groan for about 10 seconds. Needs to be quite loud though.

Has the wife gone shopping and are the kids at school?

Kids still on school holidays , wife at work ................. i have the day off now as a mate asked me to swap shifts with him . How are things there ?

Fine thanks... nice day, fairly busy with work. Enjoying the break today?

Upto now yes thanks , lovelly day here bright sunshine .. i think a picnic in the park with the kids is in order , good idea ?

Sounds like a great idea. (take a football...if ankle is OK) Near the sea or inland a bit?

Inland ............ wifes got the car , but there is a lovelly walking path through the village to get to the park so it should be good . No football for me yet but i'm sure the kids will enjoy it , dont you ?

I'm sure they will. You can bark some fatherly advice from the sidelines.
Keep an eye out for the sloths. They do tend to move inland. Maybe take the binoculars just in case?

I will do , 4000 coming up ?

You noticed... I remember being ranked 131 about a month ago. You'll be there by the weekend too. I'm going to slow down after that. Getting carried away... and feel like I'm repeating certain things. You know what I mean?

Yes i know what you meen .... i just think one more answer then another and so on . They are addictive aren't they there games ?

Yes they are aren't they?

I'd say so wouldn't you ?

Definitely. Which is your favourite one?

Anyone know a safe place I can stash this here trophy?

thought it was mine ?

In my boot. How big is the trophy?

It's about 2 feet tall , is your boot big ?

Not big enough, where did you get this trophy?

It's not mine yet , but i am going to win aren't i ?

Josiah, I stole it from the 'The Last Poster is a loser' thread.

You may do Kenny, will you take good care of it?

Probabley not , i can't even look after 2 sloths can i ?

Did you see the sloths on your visit to the park?

They have found their way home by themselves, must be homing sloths do you think ?

Yes, they would also have picked up the scent of your bull mastifs. Are they all getting on well together?

Very well , they wont cross breed will they ?

No. Maybe some foreplay... but not much more. Did you hear about Benji getting off the assault charges?

No , how did he manage that ?