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Aside from the fact I benefited this week, I also think the no injury thing is a great idea. Up to Mouse if he changes it, but I like it.

For Dida, you can have back the money you (Stoke) paid for him. Can't say fairer than that. You will have the use of him throughout his time at Stoke and it's won't have cost you a penny

You did vote for it this morning Viva

He was a free buy but if we knew he was going to retire we wouldn't have bought him. I will add £3m to my budget thanks.

Ok fair enough it's up to Mouse what he wants to do. Safe.

I didnt vote for that flipping injury voting thing. I just voted we have 25 man squad and we have those injuries but not no injuries.

I actually put forward the idea that there's the chance a player gets a longer injury to make it more realistic.

Flip me, if anyone thourght Uncle Fan was the master of P/E in Fgn TP's well he aint, Hero has taken over.

I have no flippin cash!
I spent a good couple of hours last night typing in my players names to see who they were linked with in an effort to improve my squad!

And it freshens up the league by bringing in new players and getting rid of the chaff!

You should be thanking me

An the same player can get injured again and your best players get tired because you play them too much. Internationals will also be included, drug testing, off field problems. Would be realistic.

Question for the clever clogs:

For arguments sake, the Yeovil Town squad is 100% Lichesteiners and they have a qualyfying game. Would FA postpone Yeovils game?

I don't know what people want

Willing to change injuries if necessary though

I like the no injuries.

I don't think it favours any particular managers because everyone get's the same chance of having a "no injury"

Changing the length of injuries would become complicated.

Or

Every four weeks, you get a player injured

E.g.

1 week - Benzema
2 weeks - Coentrao
3 weeks - Stekelenburg
4 weeks - Monreal

Just keep injuries how it was. Nice and simples, draw 2 from each full squad.

Job Done

VivaPaulScholes wrote:An the same player can get injured again and your best players get tired because you play them too much. Internationals will also be included, drug testing, off field problems. Would be realistic.

Question for the clever clogs:

For arguments sake, the Yeovil Town squad is 100% Lichesteiners and they have a qualyfying game. Would FA postpone Yeovils game?

That'd be brilliant!
Yeah I'd love to see a player finally sign for a club and then do a Mutu and get banned for the season before selling for a loss!

That Fernandes I quite liked the look of for my team (ie being young and Brazillian!)

How about cheating on your spouse? The media get on top of you, your performances drop and your teammates hate you. We couldmake a media page, you can be incharge and make whatever up you want about a player. The more intrest you get from us the worse he plays.

We can have third party ownerships, the likes of Pineapple, Smartest, Fan, Tranq, Azzy ROnny and so on come back. They own 5 players each and we can try and do deals with them.

We also have gangsters that come into our league to beat up some of the naughty players which wrecks thier seasons. We can also have wages, the best players get £2m a week and if you can't afford they get to leave. Also a player can buy out his contract or I could pay him and he would pay and he can join me. We can do the dark side of Football betting, ANdy can be incharge of that and would do dodgy deals and make sure certain clubs lose but they get rich. What a sick idea or what?

We could have players having training ground fallouts or Christmas party bust ups where one stubs out a cigar in another ones eye!
Players getting busted for going off with granny hookers?
I'm liking the sound of this Viva!

We also have gangsters that come into our league to beat up some of the naughty players which wrecks thier seasons.

Like Lescott got Battered when he was in Wolves. Wolverhampton Braaap Braaap !!!

This is soooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooooooool, think we should start a new league Hero.

Players get into gambling and lose all thier money and can't play Football because they are too poor. You get players join Far right parties and get kicked by the "brothers" in thier team.

Players who claim benefits like diasbility and 5 years later they get done for fraud. Another player goes to by carpets, media take pics he smashes them and goes to Furious Prison. Nicks dad owns that places and bums them lol.

The managers will also get invovled, some managers making secret phone calls to others and abusing them. Other managers doind dodgy deals with each other behind a Cinema. This would be too good. Make a new link please Hero.

Lescott got battered lol He should have taken Richards, Toure and co with him, nobody would have messed with them.

Viva, there can also be Cocaine in the Game but when its televised its just people from back in the day like Azzy

Viva, this was back in the day when he was at Wolves. He messed with the wrong Gangsters and they battered him and Matt Murray. Broken legs and everything, why you think his forehead is so Flip up? Hence why he had to leave Wolverhampton.
I met him when he was younger, got a pic I can show you of his normal forehead and looks. Look at him now and you can see the difference isnt aging but it was a beating by a Wolverhampton Gangster

Viva, there can also be Cocaine in the Game but when its televised its just people from back in the day like Azzy
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that is the best post today Azzy lol I can just imagine him.

I thought he had a car crash or something. So it was Gangsters that did it? He has a mashed up forehead and his hairline is way back.

Azzy smashing lines at his PC screaming at the monitor and quitting lol

Yeah Viva, I know the gangsters, not personally but its common knowledge who they are around here, I do know one guy who debt collects for them, he gets looked after proper. Anyway yeah, no car crash, was Lescott trying to smash a gangsters sister so he got done over.
His Wiki page says the following - "Lescott along with Matt Murray was unable to participate in the 2003–04 season due to knee surgery" but doesnt say the ready why and let people just think and assume football injury but trust me it was not.

They should know better then to mess with gangsters sisters, espically being high profile names in Wolves, idiots.

An they did that to his face too? How do you do that? Hit him with a hammer?

Wrench as the story goes. Matt Marray ended up worse really if you consider he only got battered for being with Lescott. Now Lescott is at City being paid bucks while Murray cant even manage a game on loan as he keeps getting injured

Lescott should be grateful the idiot.

He aint liked around Wolves I guess.

Not that popular around Goodison either

You don't need him. The manner he left was sickening.

Whats your views on Rooney Afro?

Me, I can never forgive him what he said about United last year, when he scores I dont have the same love feeling I did before.

Afternoon lads, what's going on?

Wolves fans love him, but they love any player they had who has gone on to be good. EG Robbie Keane.

But hes not liked within certian circles. Best thing is ive seen the girl and she aint even that nice, personally if she wasnt a gangsters sister I still wouldnt try it, she aint that nice at all.

I don't mind Rooney, so much. I think he was clearly better than Everton and was always going to move on. We got a good deal for him considering how young he was £27m cash and we've also had preferential deals for Howard, Neville and Saha.

Funny thing with Lescott, he wasn't even our best defender when City bought him and we still got £24m.

He was the start of the line of academy products that are keeping us afloat. Rooney, Rodwell, Barkley, McAleny coming though as well

Anyone selling top defenders for cash? Looking for everything across the backline

What you offering OTW?

Afro why is it that Rodwell seems to have stopped progressing and the younger Everton lads are looking like they will overtake him soon.

Cleverly, Jones, Wellbeck, Wilshere are making stake for England first team but he seems to be stuck in the U-21 scene forever.

I meant England senior squad.

I'm off see you guys tomorrow.

Afro you can still answer the question. I'll take alook at it later. BYe

He was breaking through and then picked an injury that kept him out for 3-4 months at the start of last season.

He then struggled to refind his form, and with Arteta and Fellaini ahead of him, he didn't get much of a look in.

This season he has looked back to his best, playing box to box CM with Fellaini alongside him

Rodwell will be a Man United player one day.

Barkley going chavski apparently £20m

Depends which players I can get

Have a look, let me know!

Barkley is the best prospect to come through so far. Better than Rooney IMO and Everton would be mugs to accept £20m unless they 1) desperately needed the money or 2) the player really pushed for the move.

However, Chelsea and Everton have both denied their is anything in the story today. Case of our scout who discovered Barkley is now at Chelsea and the press putting 2 + 2 together to get 5

Hero I accepted our offer. Should I confirm it?

You know players who left in laywers season 2, do we have to bid ike a normal tp for them?

Nick - yes.

I've done it already cheers Liam.
If you're looking to splash some more cash head my way!

Ah, didn't see i'll add them to my squad now!

Mathieu Debuchy
Dedryck Boyata (U21)
Carlos Bocanegra
Landon Donovan
Zdravko Kuzmanovic
Stephane Sessegnon
Adem Ljajic (U21)
Jose Antonio Reyes
Jay Bothroyd (ENG)
Jon Walters (ENG)
Apostolos Vellios (U21)


All available for cash. Make me offers

8m for the lot? My squad isn't big enough and needs a little bulking out