Best Film quotes/catchphrases ever......

As we have done best fims and the one scene I thought how about best quotes/catchphrases from films you always remember!
I'll start with the following:

HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU GUYS! - Goonies

"I had to let him go!" or "He's dead tired" or "Let off some steam Bennett" - Arnie in Commando

Heeeeeeerrrrreeeeess JOHNNY! - The Shining

You talkin to me? - Taxi Driver

Choose life - Trainspotting

Game over man, game over - Aliens

Idiot! - Napoleon Dynamite

Scarface (Tony Montana) - "The only 2 things i have in my life are my balls and my word...and i don't break em for nobody"

69 Dudes- Bill and Teds Escellent adventure

LOUD NOISES- Anchorman

60% of the time it works every time-Anchorman

anything by bricktop in snatch

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.

Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of f*cking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-f*cking-spicuous now, is it?

Were going to need a bigger boat - jaws.

No, you did NOT shoot that green sh*t at me!

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

Both from Independence Day

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the entire world he didn't exist".

Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey) in The Usual Suspects

"Can you fly this plane, and land it?"
"Surely you can't be serious".
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley".

Dr Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) and Ted Striker (Robert Hays) in Airplane!

"Put the bunny.......back in the box."

Cameron Poe (Nicholas Cage) in Con Air

Any quote from Dumb n Dumber

Its ok i'm a limodriver!

Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let’s not.

Back to the future
Doc Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour you're gonna see some serious Poopie

Marty: Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Doc: The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

Doc Brown: Great Scott!

There's one in The Outlaw Josey Wales
"Don't p*ss down my back then tell me it's raining"

"Candygram for Mongo" Blazing Saddles

Young Frankenstein when Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) and Igor(Marty Feldman) are down in a grave digging up a body getting covered in mud " Could be worse it could be raining" and with that a crack of lightening and it hammers with rain.

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?"

Fast5 was interesting.

The Rock, "I will find you"
Vin Diesel, "No you wont."

So smooth from the Vin!

A Fine Folk. wrote:Fast5 was interesting.

The Rock, "I will find you"
Vin Diesel, "No you wont."

So smooth from the Vin!

I believe it was; 'I'll see you soon.' from The Rock.

Liam Neeson in Taken:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! (Gone with the wind)
So, where's the ball of ligntning!? (secrets and lies)

Two of my favourite quotes ever are from one of my favourite films ever, Man on Fire:

"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece".

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"What are you gonna do?"

"What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me".

"You kill 'em all".

Mickey in Snatch; Cup of tea for the big fella!

From Zulu, roll call after the battle

Hitch....... Hitch, I saw you. You're alive

I am? Oh, thanks very much

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:Two of my favourite quotes ever are from one of my favourite films ever, Man on Fire:

"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece".

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"What are you gonna do?"

"What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me".

"You kill 'em all".

I Man On Fire!


"I'm in a glass case of emotion" Anchorman

"Captain if your mother saw you do that she would be very upset"
Saving Private Ryan

"They mostly come out at night....mostly"
Aliens (someone already took Game over man)

“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

“Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.”
The Other Guys (surprisingly funny film)

"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine - stinky and loaded with danger"

"Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation"

Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

Hedley Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives"
Taggart: "God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore"

Bart: !Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
Jim: "Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw..."
Bart: "Well, let's play chess"

Blazing Saddles

Go Ahead, Make my Day....Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

Remember when i told you i would kill you last, I lied....Arnie in commando

Yippee Ka yeh motherf*cker....John McCoy Die Hard

GETTTTTTTTTT TOOOOOOOOOOOO THEEEEEEEEEEE CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Predator 1



F*cking voodoo magic man!!! Predator 2

Djmitch wrote:Go Ahead, Make my Day....Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

Remember when i told you i would kill you last, I lied....Arnie in commando

Yippee Ka yeh motherf*cker....John McCoy Die Hard

Jon McClane man, McCoy was Star Trek

if he dies he dies - Rocky!!

A few classics:
I'm your worst nightmare - Rambo
Hasta la vista, baby - Terminator 2
I must defeat you - Ivan Drago in Rocky IV
Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash - Top Gun
If you feel something at night, it's pride f*cking with you. F*ck pride! - Wall Street

Let off some steam, Bennett.

"Baby, I'm gonna use my tongue in ways the good lord never intended" - Diora Baird, Texas Chainshaw Massacre: The Beginning

In Death Wish 4: The Crackdown, Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson) is on a vigilante killing spree, knocking off crims left, right and centre.

In one scene, he breaks into the high-rise apartment of some nasty hitman and makes himself comfortable - even checks out the fridge for some food.

When the hitman arrives home and is startled by Kersey having gained access to his apartment, he demands:

"What the #&%! are you doing here?"

Ever so nonchalantly Kersey says:

"Aw, nothing much...just makin' myself a sandwich"

(he then has a bit of a struggle with the guy and chucks him off his balcony)

Couple of favourites from the Outlaw Josey Wales:

Josey Wales (to bounty hunter): "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."


Josey Wales: "Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
Chief Dan George: "I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around long, neither."

I think John Hughes films are always good for quotes:

"Yeah I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."

"Face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

"Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes."

Miles: "You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad."
Buck: "How nice of you to notice."
Miles: "I'm a kid - that's my job."

Couple of quotes from The Black Keys - Howlin' For You video, that they should make a real movie!!!

Priest Leeroy: Girl, you lookin' good
Kelsopher: I'm pretty sure God doesn't want Priests talking like that
Priest Leeroy: I'm pretty sure God would consider it a sin not to glorify that ass!

Priest Leeroy: I choked a chupacabra to death with my bare hands for not saying grace before....
Guy: Huh?
Priest Leeroy: Don't ask. You'll never know what I'm talking about

"If we don't score by friday, those 2 scrags are gonna start to look good"

Classic.

Rick Moranis & Eugene Levy - Club Paradise.

My 5 Favourite quotes are

1. Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If it wasn't for d*ckheads like you there wouldn't be any theivery in this world, would there?
Private Pyle: Sir, yes sir.

2 . Men of Honour - Billy Sunday: Remember ladies, one night stands may be over by morning, but syphillis lasts a lifetime!

3. Casino - Nicky Santoro - Give yourself a hand, right across your f*cking mouth!

4. Sexy Beast - Don - I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a c*nt.

5. The Departed - Frank Costello - How's your mother? Irish Guy - Not well, she could be on her way out. Frank Costello - We all are, act accordingly.

Forgot this one from "Mask of Zorro" until it was repeated yesterday:

(Hopkins) - "Do you know how to use a sword?"
(Banderas) - "Si, the pointy end goes in the other man"

or something like that

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Auric Goldfinger: "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die".

I think you know where this came from.

The Big Lebowski - "The Dude Abides", " Hey careful man there's a beverage here"

Goodfellas - "What do you mean I'm funny?"

"Rome was destroyed, Greece was destroyed, Persia was destroyed, Spain was destroyed. All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you really think your own country will last? Forever?

Keep in mind that the earth itself is destined to be destroyed by the sun in twenty-five million years or so."

Old Italian man to Lieutenant Nately in Catch 22

My favourite was from "The Last Boy Scout",

Our hero, having just been punched in the face, said to the baddie....

"Touch me again, and I'll kill ya"

Lo an behold....he did...classic Bruce Willis...love it.....

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Shark Attack 3, with John Barrowman's infamous ad-libbed line, that was (surprisingly) left in the final movie ! Hilarious! Have a quick search on YouTube if you don't know what I mean (it's NOT safe for work).

Is it the "let's get Pizza and F-" one?

"It's been emotional "

Hobo wrote:Is it the "let's get Pizza and F-" one?

Not quite. I can't post the link to YouTube (not a member for 7 days yet) but just type "Shark Attack 3 famous line" into YouTube. See what you think!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Thats genius! Barrowman is a legend!

Hahahaha! Brilliant. I've seen that before, but only just realised it was John Barrowman.

One of my favorite film series was a lobudget (or should that be no-budget) series of films called Trancers.

One of my favorite quotes was from the first sequel:

Damnit McNulty! Next time someone hands you an exploding ham, I'm gonna pass the mustard!

Couple more good lines from Aliens that seem to have been overlooked:

"Express elevator to Hell...goin' down!"

and

"Hey Vasquez - have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No - have you?"