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Best Film quotes/catchphrases ever......
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As we have done best fims and the one scene I thought how about best quotes/catchphrases from films you always remember!
I'll start with the following:
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU GUYS! - Goonies
"I had to let him go!" or "He's dead tired" or "Let off some steam Bennett" - Arnie in Commando
As we have done best fims and the one scene I thought how about best quotes/catchphrases from films you always remember!
I'll start with the following:
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU GUYS! - Goonies
"I had to let him go!" or "He's dead tired" or "Let off some steam Bennett" - Arnie in Commando
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hornbloweroafc wrote:Liam Neeson in Taken:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Best line ever.
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This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. Like me. - Jesse V in Predator.
I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing - Jules in Pulp Fiction
There are loads of Pulp Fiction quotes I love...but the swear filter is a pain
I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing - Jules in Pulp Fiction
There are loads of Pulp Fiction quotes I love...but the swear filter is a pain
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I forgot the most important one. Sam L Jack at his best.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti".
Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the Lambs
"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine".
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars: A New Hope
Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the Lambs
"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine".
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars: A New Hope
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From the Army of Darkness
"Yo she b1tch, let's go (Bruce Campbell)
"Yo she b1tch, let's go (Bruce Campbell)
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" Your sooo coool Brewsteerrrrrrr"
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Indiana Jones and the lost Ark - the arab guys pulls a sword out and does loads of really cool swings and moves. Indie pulls a gun out and shoots him.
No wordes but it didnt need any...
Stree Fighter 2 - Chun Li, Balrog and E-Honda roll a cart down a cliff towards bison and his men, they advertise this on telly (Chun li is a reporter). Zangief sees the cart approaching the base and shouts "Quick! change the channel!" classic.
No wordes but it didnt need any...
Stree Fighter 2 - Chun Li, Balrog and E-Honda roll a cart down a cliff towards bison and his men, they advertise this on telly (Chun li is a reporter). Zangief sees the cart approaching the base and shouts "Quick! change the channel!" classic.
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"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind." - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
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"It's not a tumaahhh" Arnie Kindergarten Cop
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Ahnold's take on Shakespeare in The Last Action Hero.
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Inga: He would have an enormous schwanztucker.
Igor: He is going to be very popular.
Young Frankenstein
There's no crying in baseball
A league of their own
You're an inanimate f***ing object
In Bruges
Igor: He is going to be very popular.
Young Frankenstein
There's no crying in baseball
A league of their own
You're an inanimate f***ing object
In Bruges
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Name the film........
"It is like a finger pointing away to the moon [points towards the sky]. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory!"
"It is like a finger pointing away to the moon [points towards the sky]. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory!"
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JPX wrote:Name the film........
"It is like a finger pointing away to the moon [points towards the sky]. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory!"
Far to easy, Enter The Dragon.
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Ha yeah was a bit easy.
Bolo!
Bolo!
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Tin Cup
Roy: "Suppose there's this guy, and he's standing on the shore of a big wide river, and the... river's full of all manner of disaster, you know, piranhas, alligators, eddies, currents, Poopie like that... nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe. And on the other side of the river's a million bucks, and on this side of the river... is a rowboat. I guess my question's this: What would possess the guy standing on the shore to swim for it"
Molly: "He is an idiot "
Roy: "No, see, he's a helluva swimmer. His problem's more like why does he always have to... rise to the challenge?"
Molly: "He is a juvenile idiot"
Roy: "You don't understand what I mean by the river"
Also..........
Romeo: "Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper........ and you broke that rule"
Brilliant!
Roy: "Suppose there's this guy, and he's standing on the shore of a big wide river, and the... river's full of all manner of disaster, you know, piranhas, alligators, eddies, currents, Poopie like that... nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe. And on the other side of the river's a million bucks, and on this side of the river... is a rowboat. I guess my question's this: What would possess the guy standing on the shore to swim for it"
Molly: "He is an idiot "
Roy: "No, see, he's a helluva swimmer. His problem's more like why does he always have to... rise to the challenge?"
Molly: "He is a juvenile idiot"
Roy: "You don't understand what I mean by the river"
Also..........
Romeo: "Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper........ and you broke that rule"
Brilliant!
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Some classics from Leslie Nielsen!
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
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Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
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Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
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Lev Andropov [Armageddon]Components. American components...Russian components...ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Here's another scene that always makes me giggle:
Colonel William Sharp: Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
Colonel William Sharp: Now.
Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?
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dyrewolfe wrote:Lev Andropov [Armageddon]Components. American components...Russian components...ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Here's another scene that always makes me giggle:
Colonel William Sharp: Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
Colonel William Sharp: Now.
Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?
If memory serves he follows that up with - "I just wanted to feel the power between my legs"....
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JPX wrote:Some classics from Leslie Nielsen!
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
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Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
"The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Oh sure, not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"
"I like my sex like I like my basketball; hard, fast and with as little dribbling as possible."
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Head of police reading arrest report: "Unlawful entry, arson.......... sexual assault with a concrete dildo???!"
Dreben: Errr, yeah, I can explain that.
Dreben: Errr, yeah, I can explain that.
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Dirty Harry
[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit Cuddle in a bad way, I shoot the Bar Steward. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
The Mayor: He's got a point.
The Naked Gun (The same quote given the Frank Drebin treatment)
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bar stewards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Edit: Hmmmm, "commit cuddle in a bad way" that's a new one. Will need to start using that more in conversation.
[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit Cuddle in a bad way, I shoot the Bar Steward. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
The Mayor: He's got a point.
The Naked Gun (The same quote given the Frank Drebin treatment)
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bar stewards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Edit: Hmmmm, "commit cuddle in a bad way" that's a new one. Will need to start using that more in conversation.
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Some classic Drebin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjLgekyOZA0&NR=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by5i2NI6lvI&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjLgekyOZA0&NR=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by5i2NI6lvI&feature=related
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From River's Edge...
Feck: My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and s**t, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.
Feck: My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and s**t, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.
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"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
-Conan
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
-Conan
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The final face off between Creedy and V in 'V for Vendetta' is one of my favorite scenes in any film and is full of some of my favorite quotes
V: The only thing you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we are both about to die.
Creedy: How do you imagine that'll happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.
Creedy: Love sacks. We've swept this whole place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Creedy: (starts shooting the approaching V) Die! Die! Why won't you die? (his gun clicks empty) Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
Epic scene from an awesome movie
V: The only thing you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we are both about to die.
Creedy: How do you imagine that'll happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.
Creedy: Love sacks. We've swept this whole place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Creedy: (starts shooting the approaching V) Die! Die! Why won't you die? (his gun clicks empty) Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
Epic scene from an awesome movie
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The one film that has the best lines in it for me is Twin Town. Not so much what they're saying, but how it's said....hence I haven't quoted anything here because it wouldn't be funny just writing it down.
Also, The Van, The Snapper and The Commitments have some good ones too.
Also, The Van, The Snapper and The Commitments have some good ones too.
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I love these ones from Crocodile Dundee
"Ah just popped out to knock the frost off a couple of cold ones".
"That's not a knife, that's a knife".
"You can eat it, but it tastes like s**t".
In part 3 when tey get to Wendy's drive thru.
"Good evening Wendy, there will be 2 of us dining tonight".
In the first one when the taxi stops at the lights in New York, talking to the bloke on the sidewalk.
"G'day, name's Mick Dundee, just popped over from Australia, might see you around".
Love those films.
"Ah just popped out to knock the frost off a couple of cold ones".
"That's not a knife, that's a knife".
"You can eat it, but it tastes like s**t".
In part 3 when tey get to Wendy's drive thru.
"Good evening Wendy, there will be 2 of us dining tonight".
In the first one when the taxi stops at the lights in New York, talking to the bloke on the sidewalk.
"G'day, name's Mick Dundee, just popped over from Australia, might see you around".
Love those films.
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I thought this one amusing
"What kind of sycophant are you"
"What kind of sycophant would you like me to be"
101 Dalmatians
"What kind of sycophant are you"
"What kind of sycophant would you like me to be"
101 Dalmatians
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"My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains! You know, you're the second guy I've met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail."
- The Big Sleep, 1946
- The Big Sleep, 1946
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Jimmie Sue's Father: "Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her."
Rigby Reardon: "Can I use her underwear to make soup?"
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Rigby Reardon: "Can I use her underwear to make soup?"
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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"All dames are alike ..." - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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Every Joe Pesci film
"YOU MUDDAFUC*A YOU!"
"YOU MUDDAFUC*A YOU!"
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"Mister, you're about to become Missus!" - Kathy Bates in Primary Colors.
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"Your move, Creep!"
"I'll buy that for a dollar!"
Robocop
"I'll buy that for a dollar!"
Robocop
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Vodka Martinti - shaken, not stirred..
To be fair, there are so many quality Bond quotes.
To be fair, there are so many quality Bond quotes.
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Blazing Saddles"We'll take the n1ggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish!"
Unforgiven
Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back.
I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
Casablanca
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
To Kill a mockingbirdMiss Jean Louise. Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Unforgiven
Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back.
I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
Casablanca
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
To Kill a mockingbirdMiss Jean Louise. Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
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"Easy Miss, I've got you"
"You've got me....Who's got you?"
Superman: The Movie
"General Zod does not take orders, he give's them"
Superman 2
"General, would you care to step outside?"
"Come to me son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"
Superman 2 again
"You've got me....Who's got you?"
Superman: The Movie
"General Zod does not take orders, he give's them"
Superman 2
"General, would you care to step outside?"
"Come to me son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"
Superman 2 again
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