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What position did you play... i was 12/13/14 (and emergency Flanker )
6'1, 16st...fast and strong......but with hands like Tindall....

TEAM 1
1 Gatts
2 Makay1402
3 Adam D
4 Kiwi Devil
5 BedfordWelsh
6 B91212
7 Blue.S.Vedder
8 Rory G (c)

9 Offload
10 Kiak..(Watch your kicking sonny!!!)
11 Penfro Pete
12 Irish Curry
13 Formerly known as Sam
14 Taff in Eastbourne
15 Geordie Falcon

Versus.....

TEAM 2
1 Hong Kong Cherry
2 Fernando
3 Metal Tiger
4 Tycro Osrey
5 Hersh (C)
6 Welshy824
7 Cumbrian
8 Driver

9 Maesteg Mafia
10 Bathite
11 Yappy Snap
12 Doctor Grey
13 Eirebilly
14 RDW Scotland
15 Full Back

Versus

TEAM 3
1 Glas
2 Prop
3 Mr Bounce (and official Photographer)
4 Micky T
5 Bathman (Athletic flying Second Rower)
6 Gregor tree
7 Ozzy 3213
8 As long as......

9 Curly Osprey
10 Gibson
11 Mankiaow
12 Mrs P
13 Rodders M
14 Luckless Pedestrian
15 Hoog

TEAM 4
1 Dod
2 Gavin Dragon
3
4 Bilton Bok
5 Hughie
6 Ruggerradge
7 Thormond
8 View to the gym

9 Kick & Chase
10
11
12
13
14
15

Referee: The Grey Ghost
Dr Nickolas & Doctor Grey - Medics for all teams.

10/11/12/13/14 - emergency 15 (shudder).

Passing centre with a touch of speed and good hands and average kicking. Generally filled in wherever. 6 foot and 14 stone the dimensions.

Utility Back - feicin useless in every position

I'm an openside! 5'10, 15st 7lbs. Ball hoarder.

Good offload, fair speed, good tackler. Don't think i've ever connected well with a ball using my feet.

I am in the Adam Jones mould. But not as fit or pretty.

Adam D wrote:I am in the Adam Jones mould. But not as fit or pretty.

Is that you, Duncan Jones?

I'm a utility player in the John Eales mould! In that i'm a kicking 10/12 who can play lock!

Scrum half. Typical aggressive ankle biter. Could easily find my boots in the shed and they'd fit perfectly. Might be more of a struggle with the jersey though.......

I was a loosehead desperate to play in the backs!

i used to play hooker before i broke my ankle

I was a loosehead desperate to play in the backs!.

Never knew a front rower who wasn't.

I'm a bit of a utility player really, in the past year i've played lock, 6, 8, 13 and 12 Wing, 10 or fullback if your short of numbers although I am starting to settle in at 13 now (I see you've taken that ) Put me in at 12 i suppose or else 8 or 6 in that order. That said you wouldn't be getting the ball then

I played at flyhalf and my NZ heritage might trick you into thinking I was anywhere near half decent.

Started out on wing

Moved to centre (due to lack of speed) - prefered 12

Finally settled on No 6 (due to lack of youth) who ventured forward into the 2nd row once or twice - 6ft 3 16st (though not weighed for yonks)

Started out on wing

Moved to centre (due to lack of speed) - prefered 12

Finally settled on No 6 (due to lack of youth) who ventured forward into the 2nd row once or twice - 6ft 3 16st (though not weighed for yonks)

kiakahaaotearoa wrote:I played at flyhalf and my NZ heritage might trick you into thinking I was anywhere near half decent.

No it doesn't, just ask Geordie Falcon if he thinks all all NZ fly-half's are good (at things other than kicking).

Played lock through school. Missed a year due to knee problem and when I returned the following year everyone else had grown and I hadn't moved so ended up at 6.
I was crap at lock and even worse in the back-row so I nominate myself for water boy

Geordie Falcon: "Do you think all NZ flyhalves are good (other than kicking of course)?"

Played 6/7 mostly at school, haven't played rugby in a few years, but I shall be playing again at the beginning of the summer, where I plan to play number 8

I am 191cm, 96kg.

I played lock at school (when selected - at the time I was a little too tall for prop, not quite tall enough for lock, and not quick enough for the back row )

i know i dont post on here a lot.....

but i was a winger when i played at school and college.

If you're planning on playing a physical game I'm not your man - 6ft and 13 stone when wet.

Can run all day from 13 or wing though!

If at 13 pair me with a big hairy arsed 12 - works a treat.

Play either 9 or 11 depending on how many training sessions i've missed haha

Hooker/ openside. I probably wouldn't last long before getting binned.

6' 2" 18 stones, quick and hung like a baboon

Loosehead

second row mainly but also played no 8 or blindside.

Played 9, 10, 11 and 13. Mostly at 9. Bit of a short arse...!

I'v found my self in every role from 1 to 15 lol

I'd only be the waterboy/kit caretaker/dogsbody etc.

I played centre!

Once!

School charity match. Hockey 1st XI girls + extras v 1st XV.

We could pass forward and the boys had to scrum and lineout on their knees.

Great fun!

Thomond wrote:Hooker/ openside. I probably wouldn't last long before getting binned.

Why's that?

Anyone who has replied without irony should be ashamed of themselves!

I volunteer as a 7

Hooker and still prefer to throw the ball in with one hand. Who needs two hands to throw a ball? big jessies these days...by the way I've played against Steve Thompson at school if that gets me selected...he played flanker then mind

I'm available for oranges and selling chook raffle tickets.

I think the closest I would ever get to the pitch would be a water girl/ball girl, no chance of ever getting me to play!

What about a cheerleaders XV?

Irish Curry wrote:What about a cheerleaders XV?

never!

If the team needs a Mr Magoo-myopic aged winger then I am your man.Started as Hooker when short and fat.Mam and Dad bought a rack and I ended up 6'3" and 13 stone in my prime.Nearer 15 stone now,totally unfit and just as myopic.
You would need to be desperate beyond!!!!!!!!!!!

Question for you good people, as an aspiring 8 when I play rugby again at the beginning of the summer, what is a good average weight/size to be?

I volunteer for head cheerleader (don't go there)
on the understanding that there will be no insistence of blouse wearing,
there is no way I could compete with Hersch!

kiakahaaotearoa wrote:Geordie Falcon: "Do you think all NZ flyhalves are good (other than kicking of course)?"

BUt ill make an exception for you

Bloody hell ive got some work here havent i

Think we could disguise ourselves as the Falcons and actually play some decent rugby?

I spent the majority of this Season playing 6 or 8 if that helps lol

Okay i win Saddo of the year in the Christmas awards...for actually bothering to do this

1 Gatts / Hong Kong Cherry
2 Makay1402 / Fernando
3 Adam D
4 Kiwi Devil / Tycroosprey
5 BedfordWelsh
6 B91212
7 Blue.S.Vedder
8 Rory G / Driver

9 Offload / Maesteg M / Curly Osprey
10 Kiak..(Watch your kicking sonny!!!)
11 Penfro Pete
12 Bathite (Playmaking 12 ) / Irish Curry
13 Formerly known as Sam
14 Taff in Eastbourne / Cricket fan 90
15 Geordie Falcon / RDW Scotland

We are a bit heavy with backs...a few more forwards and we could have a match on

We meet at Kingston park next tuesday for training...fast open rugby (though i dont trust a kiwi 10 at kingston park to adhere to that! )

Cheers for that GF! Feel free to put a wee (c) beside my name

blindside flanker ussually but can fill in anywhere among the backrow
6ft 1, 13.5stone
met welsh backrow and they taught me a few tricks

Wow, this is the first time I would be part of a team heavy with backs. I usually play inside centre. But also come in at 10 a few matches each season. For some strange reason here in the US I seem to play a lot more at blindside or openside. So, I can back up our Canadian exile B91212 at Blindside, backup out kiwi out half, specially for the last 15 minutes when we need to close down the match with a drop goal (no offence, eh?), or get in the queue to play 12.

I can also be the team medical staff. Unfortunately, someone confiscated my fake blood capsules.

I played openside for school (out of necessity than choice), but got sick of being raked, stamped on and beaten up, so I moved out to my club position in the back three.

Guess my position

6ft, 14.5 stone, little bit of speed. injury prone

Rory, I have a tendency to committ reckless acts of thuggery on the pitch where I have something known as a brain fart.