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Post by Valero's Conscience Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:19 pm

Just a bit of fun as the boards are quite slow lately.

Here are a few examples:

Excelling in PR by Amir Khan

Walking the Walk by Audley Harrison

Cardio Conditioning and Cutting Weight by Cris Arreola

Losing by Floyd Mayweather

How to Finish a Fight by Paulie Malignaggi

Defensive Boxing by Arturo Gatti

Keeping a Cool Head by Edwin Valero & Forward by Oliver McCall

Any others?

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:23 pm

Celibate - not masturbate - Evander Holyfield

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Post by Rowley Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:25 pm

Going out on top - Roy Jones

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Post by oxring Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:28 pm

How to win friends and influence people, by Anthony Sugar Ray Clay Jones Jr Small.

Motivation and Dedication, by Riddick Bowe

The Boxer's Diet, by James Toney
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Post by bhb001 Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:31 pm

The art of diplomacy - David Haye plus its follow up Modern Etiquette

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Post by 88Chris05 Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:33 pm

'My boxing knowledge lol hhhmmm thought so' by Stephen Towzer.

'How I got it right' by Richard Steele.

'Fashion tips' by Nathan Cleverly.
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Post by bhb001 Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:37 pm

Healthy Eating - R Hatton

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Post by 88Chris05 Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:38 pm

'My marriage with Cher' by Sonny Liston.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:40 pm

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Post by HumanWindmill Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:42 pm

Around the world in eighty days - Sven Ottke.

The Art of War - David Haye.

The Famous Five - WBO heavyweight rankings.

Mein Kampf - Marcus Beyer

Nineteen Eighty Four - Cus D'Amato

Love Story - Sonny Liston

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Ike Ibeabuchi

Lord Of The Rings - Bruce Seldon

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Post by 88Chris05 Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:42 pm

'Great quips and classic quotes' by Colin Hart.
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Post by AlexHuckerby Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:44 pm

Taking on all challenges - By Joe Calzaghe.

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Post by AlexHuckerby Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:44 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:Around the world in eighty days - Sven Ottke.


I was trying to think of an Ottke one, well done.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:52 pm

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Post by oxring Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:58 pm

Honesty and truth, by Bob Arum

Sense and Sensibility - by Amir Khan (ref "I don't know who Isaac Newton is, I'm only 25")
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:01 pm

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Post by AlexHuckerby Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:09 pm

My name is Alex Huckerby.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:10 pm

AlexHuckerby wrote:My name is Alex Huckerby.

I know, I can read.

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Post by Union Cane Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:16 pm

"Fame and Fortune" by Kevin Pompey
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Post by TopHat24/7 Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:16 pm

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Post by AlexHuckerby Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:20 pm

Upstanding citizenship - Kevin Mitchell

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:22 pm

Navigation - How to get your bearings
Blood, Sweat and tears.

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Post by AlexHuckerby Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:26 pm

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:28 pm

The life and times of Isaac Newton - Amir Khan

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Post by AlexHuckerby Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:32 pm

Robberies - Dempsey isn't a true Champion - David Haye Is an All Time Cruiser - Waingro.

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Post by AlexHuckerby Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:33 pm

Oh wait he's already wrote books on them here...?

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Post by Union Cane Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:39 pm

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:40 pm

HAHAAHA

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Post by sodhat Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:41 pm

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:43 pm

'How to keep your girlfriend' by sodhat

'Kell Brook - The Greatest' by Fists of Fury

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Post by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:45 pm

The science of boxing volume 1 to 90 - Roberto Duran.

How to fight with your face - Ricky Hatton

Gone in 57 seconds - Amir Khan

The art of the head butt - Evander Holyfield

Ducking and Diving - Jack Dempsey and Tom Daly.

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Post by sodhat Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:'How to keep your girlfriend' by sodhat

'Kell Brook - The Greatest' by Fists of Fury

Wrong side of the bed this morning?

I can't argue that the book would lack in length. I'm sure there is a pun in there for someone...


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Post by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:52 pm

You're nobody till somebody loves you - Carl Froch

Relocation, relocation, relocation - Sven Ottke.

Magic, illusion and teleportation explained - Tommy Morrison.

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Post by oxring Thu 19 Jan 2012, 3:25 pm

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:The science of boxing volume 1 to 90 - Roberto Duran.

How to fight with your face - Ricky Hatton

Gone in 57 seconds - Amir Khan

The art of the head butt - Evander Holyfield

Ducking and Diving - Jack Dempsey and Tom Daly.

Not quite sure you're getting this...
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Post by Union Cane Thu 19 Jan 2012, 3:27 pm

I did think that Oxy, but didn't like to say.
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Post by Guest Thu 19 Jan 2012, 4:10 pm

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Post by Fists of Fury Thu 19 Jan 2012, 4:18 pm

Just caught up with this thread, some excellent offerings!

How about:

"Gentlemanly Etiquette - A Guide" - Roberto Duran
"Got To Dance" - Usman Ahmed

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Post by Guest Thu 19 Jan 2012, 5:39 pm

"The Art of Objectivity - it isn't always about me" by Azania

"If you tried, you could be as good at everything as I am (but you probably won't so don't bother)" by Coxy

"No-one tells me what to do" by Manny Pacquiao

"I wish someone would tell me what to do (this 'Thinking for myself' isn't working)." by Waingro

"Suckling at the teat (how I milked this b!tch til it was dry and still came back for more)" by Bob Arum

"Things were better in the old days" - Windy

"Things weren't better in the old days, I hated the nineties" by Azania

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 19 Jan 2012, 5:44 pm

I'm sorry dave but none of those would be short books except maybe the pac one

Windy could write the history of man, azania could write the future of man, Waingro can wax lyrical till armageddon about things he knows nothing about using six different words and Arum could write 19 volumes on 19 different fighters just for each day of this year.

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Post by Steffan Thu 19 Jan 2012, 5:45 pm

Why Europe is better than America - Trussman

Life is all about having a laugh - Imperial Ghosty

An indepth guide to the Queens English - Waingro

How to be nice to to people and show respect - David Haye

Joe Calzaghe: The Fighter, The Man, The Legend - Carl Froch

Being honest with yourself - Audley Harrison

How to accept situations in life - Amir Khan


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Post by Seanusarrilius Thu 19 Jan 2012, 5:45 pm

rowley wrote:Going out on top - Roy Jones

haha

Dignity in defeat, Zab Judah after the Kosta fight

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Post by Guest Thu 19 Jan 2012, 5:55 pm

Shah,

Az would say he's objective and say no more on the subject. He wouldn't labour the point long after everyone else has gone to bed...or simply got bored and moved on....short book.

Coxy would simply have the words "Don't bother" printed of the open page...short book.

Arum believes he does what he does for the good of boxing and is a humanitarian. Therefore his response to accusations of him killing boxing would be "not guilty"....short book

Waingro would probably injure himself writing his book in crayon...short book

Windy would need a nap then forget to finish writing...short book

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 19 Jan 2012, 5:57 pm

Always mitigating circumstances with you liverpool fans Laugh

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Post by Guest Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:03 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Always mitigating circumstances with you liverpool fans Laugh

These are not mitigating circumstances...these are FACTS!

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