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AC ALSOAM would like to distance themselves from Grant Holt, stating "He might be flavour of the month at Cunning Canaries, but he's no Andy Carroll."

With the dawn of a new season on the horizon, we take a moment to talk to young manager Russell_Elmo about his thoughts on the upcoming season.

Some say this media shy manager was too immature to take over the reins at, the newly named, Go-ahead Eaaagles. Especially as it's his first venture into football management. With the team already condemned to relegation he didn't have to worry about getting results but more about getting the team to work as a unit. He claimed that 'you never come into a job with the full backing of supporters and you'll always have your critics. You must build a bond, which will come over time, with good results and good performances ... We haven't had the best results so far, but I knew coming into this job I'd have a few games to get better acquainted with the way things are run. My staff and I are trying to build something here, so it's exciting times to be a 'Worthless Peon''.

With only 2 points out of the first 4 games, he certainly hasn't won any beauty contests with his predicable direct style football. Though Russell_Elmo has promised 'things will be different' and that he has spent the off season building a 'picture perfect team'. Will this be enough to see them reinstated into the top league, or has he set his sights too high..

After meeting the man, I do believe all the fans should quite rightly look, to the new season, to see what the new signings have to offer. Russell_Elmo certainly hasn't been afraid to dip into the clubs wealth by signing big, with 'the potential of one or two big names still looking to sign for the club'. Whether, a deal for, these unnamed targets can be done in time, the 'Worthless Peons' fans will be eagerly anticipating to see what; Luiz, Ivanovic, Courtios and Lukaku, have to offer in the golden trimmed, white shirts of the GHE.

Only time will tell, can he make a team of miss-hits into a dominant force?

Friday's Gossip Column

Polish striker Robert Lewandowski caused a major riot in Camden when he drank far too much rose wine and set about numerous bouncers. He later apologised, paid private hospital fees and cleaned up afterwards.

Full Story: The Daily Woof

John Guidetti has apparently fallen out with AC ALSOAM Marky after blaring out ABBA at 2am in the morning before their final league match of the season.

Full Story: 5Mag

Bas Dost has admitted he has no feeling in his feet as they are too far away from his brain.

Full Story: The Christian Dailly

Viva City have apparently hired the Armani company to design next season's kit.

Full Story: Closer

Sodhat and TwisT have apparently had a bust up over who was footing the Wetherspoons bill. Apparently, Twist was heard calling sodhat a "Wasteman".

Full Story: The Sun

FC Utd coach Emile Heskey has been arrested after being caught trying to sneak into the home of the Cunning Canaries manager. Fortunately, he was attacked by Wilbraham and Holt. The police then arrived and arrested Heskey, but he escaped after eating both his handcuffs and the police officers.

Full Story: The Norwich Gazette

How did you know Wilbraham and Holt sleep at my house??? This could cause a scandal at my club!

I didn't but the reporters did (and why is everything on this page bold?)

I would have paid the bill but Twist kept buying pitchers of Woo-Woos and wouldn't share.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?
Olly: "I expect to continue improving. We are in a very tough league, but survival is a must. I also expect Aaron Wilbraham to continue his great form vs Cherries team by scoring again!"

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?
Olly: "It has to be Cherries. We have both come up this year, but only just. We have different ethics, Cherries loves a brazilian but I am english through and through. If I can defeat him I will be happy. As will Wilbraham."

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?
Olly: "I am hoping to conclude a deal for a striker, a goalkeeper and a winger in the next few days. And yes they may all be Norwich players."

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?
Olly: "I like Ramires bought buy Sodhat. I was considering him myself and I must admit he is a great underrated player who will come big this season. Watch for him."

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?

Being current league champions (shamless plug) we will be aiming for the top honours again this year.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?

AC ALSOAM have greatly improved their team, but their season will largely revolve around if their manager stops making transfers, and beds in a good squad of players.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?

I am looking for a quality centre forward back-up, and I will be at the Euro championships for a scounting mission

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?.

Hazard...without a doubt. It is very much sink or swim for him as a player now.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?

This league is going to be very tough with all the best managers in one league, I hope to stay up and have a decent finish.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?

I see every team as a rival to me.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?

I'm not going to force myself into doing a deal but if something comes up then yeah I will. I am looking for a left winger and a striker.

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?

I think Yaya Toure will probably be the most obvious one can play in many positions and is rated very highly. I also think Ramires is a class signing and could be another top player.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?

Avoiding relegation would be nice. That's all I'm aiming at, and anything else will be a bonus, I just want to get points up quickly and to keep us in the top league.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?

No main rivals, all the teams are there on merit and they'll all be extremely tough games to win. I've never played Marky before though, that'll be a good experience.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?

I will probably spend some money somewhere, most likely in an attacking area. I've no idea who I'll take though.

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?

Toure is a very good signing in midfield, I can see him winning games. After that it's hard to say. All very good signings by all the managers I think.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?

I just want to do well and hopefully secure a top 2 position so I can achieve promotion. I've had a word with the chairman and he agrees with me.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?

Everyone's a rival. There are no weak teams and we all have a chance of getting promoted so I don't have any "main" rivals. It would be nice to beat Hero though. He's been rather smug recently.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?

Well, with the £1m from these interviews I might by myself a cult hero for the AM position, and then sell him! Ha ha!

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?

Yaya Toure. The guy's a marauding beast. Unfortunately, he'll be up against my defence who'll break him like an old Twix.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?

To remain unbeaten once again! Simply put if I'm not challenging for the title come the last day of the season it'll be regarded as nothing more than a failure.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?

TSC and Treble, both seasoned pros with decent squads, expecting both of them to challenge this time round. Nick on the last day of the season is a bit of a grudge match too, finally get my chance to mark a victory over him.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?

Always willing to listen to offers on players and could probably do with a versatile second striker.

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?

Hazard, I bid for him and I rate him highly, though I was more than happy to pick up Toure in the 2nd round!!

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?
FC Furious are rebuilding and want to achieve promotion this season for sure.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?
Treble's Revenge for sure. Could be a bit weak at the back but has a good attacking setup.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions? Yes, for sure. FC Furious will be signing an AM today.

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact? Xavi for sure. You can build a team round him and he will pull the strings. I must mention Yaya Toure too, he is a man mountain for sure.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?
I want what any manager wants; good performance which bring good results. We've just got to try our hardest.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?
Football is an unpredictable game, there are a lot of quality teams with world class player in. Everyone will be a threat.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?
I haven't planned for anything just yet but you never know if the right player come available then we will make our move.

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?
I think there a lot of quality players that have been added to the league, I've always been a fan of Yaya Toure he posses great power and strength and when he is running and you best be afraid, cause hell go right through you. if Hazard lives up to the hype then hell be one to watch. Can he cope with the psyical nature of the league I'm not sure.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?
Id settle for another season in the top flight with the teams around us

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?
Their's too many top sides in the league to predict

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?

Id like to bring in a midfielder so could be possible

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?

I think Gonzalo Higuain could turn out as a top signing with his scoring record

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?
I want to get promotion into the top league, if we can win the league that would be fantastic. Last year I came in very late but have an unbeaten record, drawing with Hero so I feel I can do well, I have strongly improved the side too and love my midfield.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?
TSC and Nick are both very good managers and can see them doing well. Hero should be up there too.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?
Yes, but that's secret, I do have three players in mind who would all strengthen my starting eleven and give me that final piece of the puzzle to win a lot of games this season.

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?
Yaya Toure is an excellent player, Xavi is for me the best player in the world, I'd sooner have him in my team than Messi or Ronaldo. Higuain can score goals too, there's quite a few. Obviously I'm delighted to have beaten off the competition to get Hazard.

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?
defo survival, there is so much quality around us and we are one of the favorites to go down, we must prove doutbers wrong
2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?
Cunning Caneries, after insidents invlving coaches and players and the cup game we have to make sure we beat olly and his team, we both came up from 5th spot and we will both be looking to consolidate our positions. also maicon is looking forward to pay back time.
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3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?
sure up the defense with some reliable back-ups, we are stacked in midfield and defence, with hulk being very versitile.

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?
higuain could turn ou to be a x2 player so him for me, although yaya and xavi will both have huge impacts

1. With the season about to start what are your expectations for this year?
Marky - The aim at the start of last season was to be a part of the Premier League this season. Nothing has changed, and the aim for this season is to be a part of the Premier League next season. Maybe have a bit of a cup run, but it's not a priority.

2. Who do you see as your main rivals within this league?
Marky - I think there's 8 very even sides in the Premier League, so they're all rivals. As i've said, our aim is to consolidate, so anyone who threatens that is a rival.

3. Are you planning any further purchases in the coming days and if so for what positions?
Marky - It's widely reported we are after Lucas from FC Furious, and with the sale of Nicolas Otamendi we will be looking at bringing in a new centre back in the next week or so, so watch this space!

4. Which star player bought over the last few weeks (apart from your own) do you think will have the biggest impact?
Marky - Despite the banter, Hulk and Neymar in the same frontline could be extraordinary! And Yaya Toure and Higuain could well see their respective sides win promotion this season, but I am going for Xavi.

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?

Was very surprised by the results as i thought we played well.

2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?
i think all games where good maybe the Bilbao game was a bit of a surprise

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?
im still thinking about it if it was good or not we need to see who we can buy etc.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?

Team Eriksen (Denmark)

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?
Yes and no, mostly no. I feel I was robbed of 3 points but hey ho.

2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?
To be frank, I don't care about any other games aside from my own.

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?
I really couldn't care less.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?
The winners of Group B.

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?
I was disappointed with the defeat, especially when Hero told me how close I was to a point. But I take positives from coming close against one of the top sides in the league.

2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?
I was surprised TSC only got a draw, I thought he was the clear winner hence my 3-0 vote.

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?
I think it is the right move for his squad. He needs depth and this will help him get it.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?
Team: Germany to win it. Ireland to be the surprise package.
Players: I think Torres will score a few as will RVP. Neuer to be player of the tournament.

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?

Of course I did, I came with a plan, the plan worked, bish bash bosh 3 points in the bag.


2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?

Straight Edge getting ripped apart by Sideburns, straight away that makes this weeks game v Sideburns a top of the table clash.

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?

If he spends the money wisely on replacements then yes, the team needs a few improvements, everyone knows now though that he has money to burn.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?
Germany for me, dark horses France.

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?

We went up against a well organised and tactically strong team. Its a good start, hopefully we can build upon that next game

2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?

I personally think AC ALSOAM 3-1 win was a shock result

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?

Im very happy with our dealings, it was a long drawn out process but we got our man, and I feel that has really strengthened out midfield. I feel both teams got a good deal.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?
It's a tough one because you never know with football. I think Germany and Spain are the clear favourites. But Being patriotic I'm going with England

1.What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?
I expected the effort and hard work we put in, I expected AFC Swamp Donkeys front two to not link up, and I expected us to be smart in possession. Sometimes all those factors don't link up and it costs you the game, but it went very well for us so I am a little surprised based on that. Our win was throroughly deserved though.

2.Apart from that game what other games surprised you?
I wasn't watching the other games, I was watching my own side... But from the results, probably Straight Edge United getting beaten so comfortably.

3.Bull this week sold Schweinsteiger, was it the right move?
Of course not. Its like Barca selling Messi, its like Real Ale selling Khedira and Dempsey, it just doesn't happen. They will miss his presence and Go Ahead Eagles will benefit significantly.

4.Who's your tip for the Euros?
If the Germany manager copies my system and plays Khedira and Kroos in midfield, then they will be very hard to stop. Other than them, the Spanish and the French will be hard to beat.

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?

Not really you put 5 at the man and they can't defend one man it's a joke


2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you? none

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move? yes

4. Who's your tip for the Euros? France

AC ALSOAM statement:

In light of recent offers followed by the withdrawl of said offers (from Real Ale Sociedad this morning and Trebles Revenge the other week) for Lisandro Lopez, the bearded wonder who scored 16 goals last season in 28 Ligue 1 appearances will be sticking around at AC ALSOAM. Lisandro is very happy at AC ALSOAM, and will remain a vital member of our squad. Lisandro would like to point out that the stories of him wanting to play elsewhere are 100% fabricated and he would not dream of playing under another manager while he is under contract at AC ALSOAM. There will be no further comment on the matter.

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?
Not really, I think Olly maybe deserved a draw. But I'm not turning down three points.

2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?
None really, there seemed a general consensus on most of them. I do find it amusing to read complaints of course.

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?
It depends how you define 'right', and what he does now. It wasn't a smart move though, put it that way.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?
I don't really have a tip, I haven't a clue how it's going to go but I do think people are overlooking Spain somewhat. They are still champions and I would be surprised if they don't make it to the final stages.

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?
I thought tactically we were the better team and the way I set up the players, thier midfield lacked displine but these things happen in Football.


2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?
Probably FC Furious I don't think the other manager was prepared or done his homework on the Furious side.


3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?
I don't know what the deal was, he told me Schwein is NFS then does a deal. I don't understand what goes on in his head.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?
France

1. What are your thoughts over the game just gone? Expect that result?

I was expecting a draw to be fair. Could start to the campaign

2. Apart from that game what other games surprised you?

No comment

3. Bull this week sold Schweingsteiger, was it the right move?

I thought he was NFS? He isn't the best German player in the league though. Thanks for selling me Hernandez for a profit as well.

4. Who's your tip for the Euros?

Germany

BREAKING NEWS!

STRAIGHT-EDGE UNITED ANNOUNCEMENT

SEU manager Bull has now said that SEU are after young talent the team all ready have a great prospect in Erisken and 2 new signings have followed the young Bryan Ovideo has joined as well as Valcav Pilar. Pilar and Eriksen will feature in the euros and we are expecting a very good one for them we wish the luck and hope they come back in great form.

We all so like to thank Schwen for his time at the club and we would love him to return one day.

Lampard and Giggs are all ready part of the team to help improve the youngsters as well as being wise heads in the team

What are your thoughts on your last match - A draw was a very fair result. I think PL is going to see a lot of draws. AC ALSOAM's two wins have put pressure on the other guys.

How do you see the league shaping up, and who are the frontrunners? - It is still open in both leagues. I think it is too early to call

Are you looking forward to the cup, and how seriously are you taking it? - I am against Bilbao Baggins, so it will be a very tough first match. That said, I take all games seriously so he can expect me to....cough......"bring it".

Who would you Who will score more at the Euros; Van Persie or Huntelaar? - Neither......I think they won't score at all

Just amended that last question Twist btw.

Questions of the week!


What are your thoughts on your last match?
Fair result, happy with a point, hopefully we can improve and get a title challenge going.

How do you see the league shaping up, and who are the frontrunners?
Hero, thanks to his dodgy three points last week.

Are you looking forward to the cup, and how seriously are you taking it?
I want to win the cup, very much looking forward to it.

Who will score more at the Euros; Van Persie or Huntelaar?
Think they'll score the same amount of goals.

What are your thoughts on your last match?

Fantastic, even though they had Cavani and Benzema upfront my team dealt with the midfield which reduced thier strikers chances.

How do you see the league shaping up, and who are the frontrunners?

I don't know it's too early most of the teams in here deserved to be here and are of high quality.

Are you looking forward to the cup, and how seriously are you taking it?

I'm dissapointed on how the cup has been organised this year and previously the cup should be fairly distrubuted between all the organisers who have put the names in. You will see how serious I am taking it with my team selection for the game.

Who would you rather have try and kick a ball at your face, Kerzhakov or van Persie?

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?

What are your thoughts on your last match?

A draw was fair and it was always going to be close. I think we'll see it be very close for the remainder of the season too. Wins will be gold dust.

How do you see the league shaping up, and who are the frontrunners?

Well AC ALSOAM are top but there are 4 teams on 4 points backing them up so I really can't split it. I hope it doesn't come down to goal difference.

Are you looking forward to the cup, and how seriously are you taking it?

I want to play and win it but if I don't I won't lose any sleep because it's a rotten joke of a competition.

Who will score more at the Euros; Van Persie or Huntelaar?.

Probably Huntelaar if the Dutch decide to attack and play both. If not, obviously RVP moves back into the box seat.

Questions of the week!


What are your thoughts on your last match?
A fair result and I was happy with it. Treble's are a strong side, so we will take encouragement from it and build towards my first league game in charge.

How do you see the league shaping up, and who are the frontrunners?
Early days, but I see Bilbao Baggins as the team to beat, which is exactly what we have in mind for my first league game.

Are you looking forward to the cup, and how seriously are you taking it?
Jacamos are a team that should be in the top division and that is where I plan to take them. The cup this week is a nice, free opportunity to try some things out with this side, test a few training ground routines, but ultimately, it's the league I am focused on.

Who will score more at the Euros; Van Persie or Huntelaar?
I can see them both failing to score against Germany as they crash out early, and then Luuk de Jong getting game against Portugal when they have nothing to play for. So I'm going for de Jong

What are your thoughts on your last match?

Felt a bit like my opponents just didn't turn up which was a shame. Took it easy on them but I reckon we could have nabbed a few more if we tried.

How do you see the league shaping up, and who are the frontrunners?

Nicely!
Though I see TSC has done a bunk convieniently in time for our match next week and my bitter nemesis Afro has returned. Bring it on!

Are you looking forward to the cup, and how seriously are you taking it?

I'm the reigning cup holder, will I want to fall at the first hurdle? Of course not though I probably couldnt have been given a trickier tie.

Who will score more at the Euros; Van Persie or Huntelaar?

It'll bring a smile to Viva's face...Huntelaar.