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Robben has hair, he just keeps it in a box.

Fellaini has been generally good for Everton, apart from that period where he decided to braid his hair, when he was rubbish.

Nick's point proved I feel. I'm off

by FIFA Diva Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:02 pm

Berbatov + Slicked back hair = Awesome
Berbatov + Cut his hair = Not so awesome

by nick_fury Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:02 pm

Neither does Robben, your point being?

My point being Robben cuts his hair, its in a box like afro said.

Bas Dost - Sick haircut - Sick player

Quite simple Hero

by nick_fury Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:03 pm

See Hero, Afro and Viva understadn it. Its a proven theory

by sodhat Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:04 pm

Was Bobby Charlton's combover also sick?

by **ADMIN** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:05 pm

My retort;

Jason Lee

I win

by nick_fury Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:08 pm

Was Bobby Charlton's combover also sick?

Yepo, it was the badman style then.

Torres at Liverpool with beautiful golden locks = Sick
Torres at Chelsea with standard chav cut = Rubbish.

Andy Carroll - greasy hair - Poop

What more do I need to prove. Its a full proof theory.

Jason Lee is not a footballer. If he was he would be sick as his hair is.

by TwisT Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:10 pm

Witsel?????

by **ADMIN** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:12 pm

Ronaldo with normal hair = god
Ronaldo with silly yellow string bit = unproven step over kid

Messi with long hair = potential
Messi with short hair = GOAT

by **ADMIN** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:12 pm

Zidane = Bald legend

by nick_fury Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:18 pm

Zidane = Bald legend

Zizou baldness was a sick look for him tho.

IT IS NOT more hair = sick player.
It IS sick haircut = sick player.

by Nay Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:26 pm

Your theory is quite convenient as you seem to decide who has a sick hairdo.

by FIFA Diva Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:27 pm

Nay Bother wrote:Your theory is quite convenient as you seem to decide who has a sick hairdo.

What we should take Fashion advice from a guy from Scotland Laugh

or 30+ year old Jacamo men how about Chavs like CF no thanks. Leave that to me and Nick.

by Nay Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:29 pm

Keegan - shocking hairdo
Beckhams cornrows - awful
Chris waddles Mullet
Ruud gullits massive Dreads
Ronaldo's triangle head

All shocking hairdos still sick players

David James general hairdos

by **ADMIN** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:31 pm

But Messi has lego hair, how is that 'sick'?

by nick_fury Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:33 pm

What we should take Fashion advice from a guy from Scotland Laugh or 30+ year old Jacamo men how about Chavs like CF no thanks. Leave that to me and Nick.

get me blad!!

Beckhams cornrows - awful - and he was awful at the time, changed his hair to a sick do and became sick again.
Chris waddles Mullet - that was the in fasion sick thing at the time, he was sick.
Ruud gullits massive Dreads - same as waddle above.
Ronaldo's triangle head - and he was poo when he had that.
David James general hairdos - that why he was such a clamity, when he then settled with his one hair do he bacame stable and one of the best keepers in the prem.

The theory work fine.

Im off, laters

by Nay Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:35 pm

Hero you have to remember we are talking to the only two people who Russell Grant is more ghetto than.

So there fashion advice is the equivalent of CF's tactics

by sodhat Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:36 pm

nick_fury wrote:
What we should take Fashion advice from a guy from Scotland Laugh or 30+ year old Jacamo men how about Chavs like CF no thanks. Leave that to me and Nick.

get me blad!!

Beckhams cornrows - awful - and he was awful at the time, changed his hair to a sick do and became sick again.
Chris waddles Mullet - that was the in fasion sick thing at the time, he was sick.
Ruud gullits massive Dreads - same as waddle above.
Ronaldo's triangle head - and he was poo when he had that.David James general hairdos - that why he was such a clamity, when he then settled with his one hair do he bacame stable and one of the best keepers in the prem.

The theory work fine.

Im off, laters

Didn't he have that haircut as he scored two goals in a World Cup final and took home the Golden Boot?

by Nay Thu 01 Mar 2012, 4:38 pm

nick_fury wrote:
What we should take Fashion advice from a guy from Scotland Laugh or 30+ year old Jacamo men how about Chavs like CF no thanks. Leave that to me and Nick.

get me blad!!

Beckhams cornrows - awful - and he was awful at the time, changed his hair to a sick do and became sick again.
Chris waddles Mullet - that was the in fasion sick thing at the time, he was sick.
Ruud gullits massive Dreads - same as waddle above.
Ronaldo's triangle head - and he was poo when he had that.
David James general hairdos - that why he was such a clamity, when he then settled with his one hair do he bacame stable and one of the best keepers in the prem.

The theory work fine.

Im off, laters

Is that the Ronaldo that was top goal scorer at the world cup in 2002 with 8,

yes really awful

by **ADMIN** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:01 pm

Nay Bother wrote:Hero you have to remember we are talking to the only two people who Russell Grant is more ghetto than.

So there fashion advice is the equivalent of CF's tactics

But they're the keyboard gangstas with their Braappp Brappp shizzle nizzle, how dare you question their credentials as Professor Green wannabees!

by FIFA Diva Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:31 pm

Look at Ronaldo back in 1996 when he had a proper haircut sickest player around now compare the 96 Ronaldo to 02, 96 would tear him apart so Nicks theory is correct.

Keyboard gangsters lol come test me you can't go against me waste babies. Hero lose that spare wheel you call a stomach before you dare step up to me. Nay hush it bruv you probably think ripped jeans are cool. An to the wastemans who going to try and diss me later go and put on some skinny jeans with eyeliner.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:32 pm

Evening lads,
Can I just ask what a haircut has to do with footballer's performance's? Erm

by cherriesfna Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:34 pm

having matt tubbs haircut = autoawsome!

by FIFA Diva Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:36 pm

Olly we just spent the afternoon talking about it, cool haircuts = good players, crap haircuts = poor players.

Hero I sent you two inportant messages on Admin.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:39 pm

Grant Holt - crap haircut, good player

by FIFA Diva Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:47 pm

How many top flight league titles Holt have? Goals in major cup finals? Apps for his country? Caps playing in Europes prestige tournament? World player of the year nominee? Goals against Madrid? Goals against Stoke away in a cold rainy Tuesday Winter? Goals of the season? Exactly he ain't a good player.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 5:49 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:How many top flight league titles Holt have? Goals in major cup finals? Apps for his country? Caps playing in Europes prestige tournament? World player of the year nominee? Goals against Madrid? Goals against Stoke away in a cold rainy Tuesday Winter? Goals of the season? Exactly he ain't a good player.

People who have those accolades are GREAT players, not good players Whistle

by ncfc_Tooze Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:38 pm

Olly are you having trouble with texting today?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:40 pm

No I'm fine Tooze. What network you with?

by ncfc_Tooze Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:46 pm

vodaphone

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:51 pm

Same! Might just be your area

by ncfc_Tooze Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:53 pm

could be, my GF sent me a text and it took about an hour to get here

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 01 Mar 2012, 6:54 pm

I had that problem at Carrow Road on Sunday. My mate text me about Scholes's goal and it came through at full time!!!

by Marky Thu 01 Mar 2012, 8:53 pm

cherriesfan wrote:having matt tubbs haircut = autoawsome!

Ah yes. Generic haircut #23. Classic.

by Guest Fri 02 Mar 2012, 7:23 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tVtfDTqJs&feature=player_embedded#!

by Marky Fri 02 Mar 2012, 7:29 am

Goals this season;

Fernando Torres 0
The wind 1

by Guest Fri 02 Mar 2012, 7:30 am

by Guest Fri 02 Mar 2012, 7:56 am

https://www.606v2.com/t25042-the-entertainment-cup

by nick_fury Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:01 am

Morning,

in responce to Hero and Nay above/last night. You "Golden Oldies" dont even test. Go put your slippers on and turn on your tube radios and fall alseep in an arm chair like the dribbling messes that you are.

My theory of sick haircut = sick player works, its 100% bang on the money! Get me G

by sodhat Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:07 am

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Look at Ronaldo back in 1996 when he had a proper haircut sickest player around now compare the 96 Ronaldo to 02, 96 would tear him apart so Nicks theory is correct.

Keyboard gangsters lol come test me you can't go against me waste babies. Hero lose that spare wheel you call a stomach before you dare step up to me. Nay hush it bruv you probably think ripped jeans are cool. An to the wastemans who going to try and diss me later go and put on some skinny jeans with eyeliner.

While that's true, and the Ronaldo from Barcelona 96/97 was the best player on the planet...the theory as Nick says is crap haircut = crap player. And so it follows that you're saying Ronaldo in 2002 was crap. And while he may not have been the best version of himself, he won the Golden Boot, went to Real Madrid, scored a sackload of goals and could easily be considered one of the best strikers in the world at that time.

by **Afro** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:17 am

Now Rooney was much better last season when he had little hair.

This season with his ar se hair on his head, he has been decent, but not as effective.

So is there some reverse effect because he artificially made his hair

by nick_fury Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:19 am

So is there some reverse effect because he artificially made his hair

get me, Afro understand the theory.

Sod, Ronaldo 96 was a badman. 2002 was crap compared to 96. He had a crap haircut and turned into a crap version of himself. The theory still works

by **Afro** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:21 am

The theory is not a crap player, it is crapper version of themselves.

So those who comment on Messi having Lego hair, imagine how good he would be if he had Hamsik's hairstyle

by nick_fury Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:29 am

The theory is not a crap player, it is crapper version of themselves.
So those who comment on Messi having Lego hair, imagine how good he would be if he had Hamsik's hairstyle

Get Me!!! Afro has a very good understanding of the Theory. He obviously must of been aware of this previous to my mention of it.

We will educate the rest of you people, dont worry

by sodhat Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:31 am

I do think that there is a large amount of subjectivity to who has a sick haircut or not.

And regarding Ronaldo, I'd say his major knee injuries (and/or ladyboy prostitutes) may have added to his decline as a player...

But he still won the World Player of the Year in 2002.

by **Afro** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:33 am

So our best chance at Euro 2012 may be to bring in a top end hairstylist as the new manager, rather than Pearce?

And to perhaps sneak into the oppositions hotels and give them crap hair whilst they sleep

by **Afro** Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:35 am

sodhat wrote:I do think that there is a large amount of subjectivity to who has a sick haircut or not.

And regarding Ronaldo, I'd say his major knee injuries (and/or ladyboy prostitutes) may have added to his decline as a player...

But he still won the World Player of the Year in 2002.

Sodhat. I think you need to embrace the theory rather than argue against it. That way, the subjectivity becomes less of an issue.

Also, you do realise that his knee injuries, and the need to use ladyboy prostitutes, are all directly related to his hair anyway

by sodhat Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:39 am

I think you're probably right Afro. While I may not be a vocal backer of the theory I will keep my counsel and accept the diversity...

I think Nicky Clarke is the new frontrunner for the England job.

I actually read that Pearce may take us to Euro 2012 now, it was on the Mirror website. I don't mind that much to be honest, it might lower press expectations to a tolerable level at least.

by Marky Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:41 am

Bit of fun for the morning.

Name your England squad for Euro 2012.

by nick_fury Fri 02 Mar 2012, 9:42 am

And regarding Ronaldo, I'd say his major knee injuries (and/or ladyboy prostitutes) may have added to his decline as a player...

and dont forget his haircut.

Also, you do realise that his knee injuries, and the need to use ladyboy prostitutes, are all directly related to his hair anyway

Ver valid point Afro

So our best chance at Euro 2012 may be to bring in a top end hairstylist as the new manager, rather than Pearce?

Maybe. Me and mates are trying to get #RastaMouseForEngland trending on twitter lol.
But yer, get a top stylist in and we will win the Euros. Look at Spain, all have haorcuts which suit them individually and look sick = Badman team, won the 2008 Euros and the 2010 World Cup.

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