Friday Fun - Wayne Mooney

Just a bit of fun for today.

Change the name of a sports star to make it something funny. (Or not funny as in the case of my examples)

e.g.

Wayne Mooney
Gives up football to streak in the city centres.

Roger Treasurer
Former tennis player who decides to go into the finance sector.

Over to you..............

Why? I Man

Self explanatory...

The Ultimate Worrier?

Robin Van Hire
RVP retires from football to open a vehicle hire centre

Marky wrote:The Ultimate Worrier?

He said Sports star

Ooooooh, another Boxing v Wrestling war!!

Muhammad Alley

Gives up being a retired boxer to spend his time running narrowly between or behind buildings in urban areas, often for pedestrians only.

rowley wrote:

Marky wrote:The Ultimate Worrier?

He said Sports star

Michael ShoeMaker
Spends his days making clogs

Thomas Muller Rice
Becomes a yoghurt salesman.

rowley wrote:

Marky wrote:The Ultimate Worrier?

He said Sports star

It's half the battle that you knew who he was referring to...

George Foreman

Gives up being a retired boxer to become a worker or tradesman who is in charge of a construction crew. (While traditionally this role has been assumed by a senior male worker, the title in the modern sense is gender non-specific in intent.)

Just to confirm, there was a thread called the Ultimate Worrier which was the inspiration behind this.

Andrew Grouse
Part time cricketer, part time gamekeeper

Michael Pratley

Gives up coaching Edinburgh for Riverdance

Well done cleverdicks

But I was referring to this thread that YI ripped off.

https://www.606v2.com/t1515-the-ultimate-worrier

Eric Cantina

Quits football to form an intergalactic band taking his name that plays the same song over, and over, and over.

Ricky Hatton

Starts to help out with fittings at his local milliners.

Ronan O Garda

Becomes a Police man

Floyd May Weather

Gives up being a boxer to become average maximum temperature 14.5 Celcius, 189.7 hours of sunshine, 67mm of rain and an average wind speed of 7.7 knots.

Jack Rodwell

Moves into a new career of unblocking drains

Andy Murray

Opens a brand new Indian restaurant in the East End of London

Zigzag Brooke

Retired rugby star forgets how to walk in a straight line

Mark Sell by

Takes up a new profession going around shops making sure that they are not selling food that is out of date

Loo is a Milton

Gives up being a racing driver to use a 17th century English poet as a toilet.

Matt Tubby

former great footballer puts on wieght and become useless
... oh wait he is anyway!!!!

Paul O Conman

Gordon Mr D'Arcy

Takes roles in period drama

Paddy William Wallace

Ditto

Sam War Burton

re makes "Where Eagles Dare"

and Wild Geese

Toby Flood defence

Lays down by a river

Dan Colier

works at the coal face (for once)

Dylan Hartleys

makes Jam

Chris Ash down

becomes a lumberjack.

or shaggs his secretary

Alex Corblimeygovernor

Becomes an extra in "Ask the Midwife"

Phillipe Salt Sella

Condiment

Bruce Lawrence, changed his name and emigrated to australia.

Chalk Burger

makes food for vegetarians

Victor Maddenfield - released his own version of a playstation rugbygame.

Keith Would

If he could, but he can't.

Sven-Göran Sony Eriksson
A new range of mobile phones that are ok when just purchased but dont work properly after a few weeks.

Pierre Spice - left rugby to join the spice girls.

Barry McWigon

Gives up boxing punditry to bring out a range of hairpieces.

Riddickulous Bowe

Gives up being an ex boxer to launch a range of oversize head adornments for young girls.

Y I Man wrote:Sven-Göran Sony Eriksson
A new range of mobile phones that are ok when just purchased but dont work properly after a few weeks.

Rod Haver
Spends his days lying through his teeth.

Mandy Murray
Works as a drag queen...

E van Der Holly Field

Drives his Transit full of recreational drugs across a German plantation of Christmas foliage.




I will stop now.

cherriesfan wrote:Matt Tubby

former great footballer puts on wieght and become useless
... oh wait he is anyway!!!!

AFC Boredmouth

Football team who will always be boring despite how many talented players they sign.

Mike Dyson

Retires from boxing to transform the basic house hoover.

Steve Evans

Horrible, awful, objectionable, horrid little man.

James Hook-er

Leaves Perpignan to earn his coin at Cardiff docks....

Union Cane wrote:Steve Evans

Horrible, awful, objectionable, horrid little man.

Tell us how you really feel

"Evans is our leader, Evans is our king, and this is what we think of him and this is what we sing, oh ..."