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Post by Guest Thu 31 Mar 2011, 7:27 pm

I was thinking of an article to do for my 2,000th post, so here i am - going back to my roots in the wrestling section.

We watch wrestling all the time, but do we take some things for granted? For some reason I like to analyse things and ask myself why?

So I started thinking about wrestling moves and why they have the names that they do.

Now, some moves aptly describe what is being done.
Chokeslam – Pretty obvious.
Clothsline – Done correctly it will take your head off.
Sleeper hold – Again, doesn’t take much to work out what happens here.

But some moves have names that have no bearing at all to what is being done.

Piledriver – Sounds like something I get after eating a pizza from Rocketman
Tombstone Pildriver – I don’t think we will go there!
Boston Crab – I haven’t seen many crabs from Boston, but I’m pretty sure they don’t wiggle across the floor on their stomachs with their legs bent backwards over their back.
Full Nelson – Who is Nelson, and what was he full of?

And the list goes on – Irish Whip, Fishermans Suplex, Whisper in the Wind to name but a few.

We know what these moves do, but for a bit of fun, can you come up with new interpretations for our beloved wrestling moves?

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Post by Adam D Thu 31 Mar 2011, 7:30 pm

you waited 2000 posts for this? Wink

The pedigree - it makes dog meat of its opponents

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Post by Guest Thu 31 Mar 2011, 7:33 pm

i think this could compete with The Ultimate Worrier given time Wink

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Post by Bull Thu 31 Mar 2011, 7:45 pm

happy 2,000th post

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Post by Jammy31 Fri 01 Apr 2011, 7:59 pm

Irish Whip - Originally Invented by Hornswoggle and his many mistresses Wink

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Post by Y2James Sun 03 Apr 2011, 12:26 pm

Happy 2000th Post YI Man!

How about...
The Rock Bottom - Said wrestler takes a giant rock and shoves it where the sun dont shine

Rolling Thunder - RVD with oponent on the ground rolls over and lets one rip in their face

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