Trash Talk redux

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From characters stuck in the 80's to bank robberies gone awry (RIP Mr Johnson), 6CWF has seen it all (including two girls, 1 cup).

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With stringbean Woodie up front

I know not Disney but I'd think of crowding the midfield with the Minions form Despicable Me

Continuing the Toy Story theme you'd have to have Slinky Dog in goal

My striker would be Aladdin

I'd have a lad in goal.

And Mr Potatohead as the manager

You can imagine him throwing his facial features onto the pitch in anger at a poor performance.

And if he gets sent to the stands he just needs to leave his lips on the bench to get his orders out

Would he be seen as a foreign manager though, given that he isn't a Disney creation? How would that go down with Britney and Justin? Could be a very unpopular choice and upset the camp.
It's a political hot potato

Dreamworks are more or less owned by Disney so it could fall into the Toy Story lads being owned 3rd hand like Tevez was

Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

I think Potato Head is from Fisher Price's academy

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Nah I hear he stinks

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Nah I hear he stinks

He'd be the midfield enforcer, preventing opposition from getting to his goal through any means neccessary

That would be Spike the dog from Tom and Jerry surely?

Mom from Tom and Jerry is the ultimate footballer
She's just legs,

Electric Demon wrote:Mom from Tom and Jerry is the ultimate footballer
She's just legs,

The mum and dog from Cow and Chicken were the same, there's something weird with these cartoon parents that mean they're only half there

I like how in Beanotown, everyone calls Dennis' Mum and Dad "Mum and Dad".

There is a cartoon my youngest watches called Max and Ruby, its about 2 bunnys that live in a house alone with Ruby looking after Max, they have no parents in it and to make it more bizzare their Granny lives up the road??

Marshall wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Nah I hear he stinks

He'd be the midfield enforcer, preventing opposition from getting to his goal through any means neccessary

Yosemite and Elmer both carry guns, what more do you want?

That sounds like a depressing cartoon, set on some bunny council estate

Electric Demon wrote:I like how in Beanotown, everyone calls Dennis' Mum and Dad "Mum and Dad".

'Mum and dad' were their real names, given to them at birth. What followed was just happy coincidence

King Beer wrote:

Marshall wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Nah I hear he stinks

He'd be the midfield enforcer, preventing opposition from getting to his goal through any means neccessary

Yosemite and Elmer both carry guns, what more do you want?

A skunk stinking the place up, that way you're not gambling on Elmer being arrested at half time for cruelty to bunnies and carrying unlicensed firearms

Electric Demon wrote:That sounds like a depressing cartoon, set on some bunny council estate

Its actually a nice cartoon its just that no one in the whole thing see's anything wrong with a 8 year old Bunny caring for herself and her 4 year old brother

Marshall wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Marshall wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Nah I hear he stinks

He'd be the midfield enforcer, preventing opposition from getting to his goal through any means neccessary

Yosemite and Elmer both carry guns, what more do you want?

A skunk stinking the place up, that way you're not gambling on Elmer being arrested at half time for cruelty to bunnies and carrying unlicensed firearms

Surely Taz might be a better option, his unpredictability and his ability to hide the ball in his own personal tornado makes him untouchable.

King Beer wrote:

Marshall wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Marshall wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Nah I hear he stinks

He'd be the midfield enforcer, preventing opposition from getting to his goal through any means neccessary

Yosemite and Elmer both carry guns, what more do you want?

A skunk stinking the place up, that way you're not gambling on Elmer being arrested at half time for cruelty to bunnies and carrying unlicensed firearms

Surely Taz might be a better option, his unpredictability and his ability to hide the ball in his own personal tornado makes him untouchable.

That's a good shout, but surely that would count as obstruction though?

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:That sounds like a depressing cartoon, set on some bunny council estate

Its actually a nice cartoon its just that no one in the whole thing see's anything wrong with a 8 year old Bunny caring for herself and her 4 year old brother

They seem to be doing alright, leave them to it I guess
Every home's got problems

Electric Demon wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:That sounds like a depressing cartoon, set on some bunny council estate

Its actually a nice cartoon its just that no one in the whole thing see's anything wrong with a 8 year old Bunny caring for herself and her 4 year old brother

They seem to be doing alright, leave them to it I guess
Every home's got problems

They had ice cream for breakfast the other day so it cant be too bad

Marshall wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Marshall wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Marshall wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Buzz is a box to box midfielder, and probably your best choice for captain.

I'd face them off against a Warner Bros team.

Elmer Fudd

Yosemite Sam Foghorn Leghorn

Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck

Speedy Gonzalez

Pepe Le Pew as a creative midfielder surely?

Nah I hear he stinks

He'd be the midfield enforcer, preventing opposition from getting to his goal through any means neccessary

Yosemite and Elmer both carry guns, what more do you want?

A skunk stinking the place up, that way you're not gambling on Elmer being arrested at half time for cruelty to bunnies and carrying unlicensed firearms

Surely Taz might be a better option, his unpredictability and his ability to hide the ball in his own personal tornado makes him untouchable.

That's a good shout, but surely that would count as obstruction though?

I don't think so?

Like a gun wouldn't be a straight red card!!!!

Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF wrote:Like a gun wouldn't be a straight red card!!!!

How?!

What if he doesn't use it? Where does it say in the rules you can't carry a gun?

Fair enough it's not a red card.

Spoiler:

Training ground injuries are hazards of the job. If he's that bothered he should contact Injury Lawyers 4 U!

They should get Lionel Hutz on the case!

Don't forget Gill!

Afternoon

I rememeber a Jesse Ventura and Tony Schiavone commentary exchange in the late 80's i think it was. Schiavone had got Heenan run off the air. It was during an Ultimate Warrior match. Warrior hits his opponent with the ring bell on the outside.....

Jesse: That's a disqualification!
Tony: But it is outside the ring Jess
Jesse: What!? You telling me Schiavone that you can shoot a guy, and it is ok as long it is outside the ring?! You know what, you are even dumber than Monsoon!

Arh right so as long as cashley cole shot the guy off the pitch then it was fine.

Do both players have to be off the pitch? If player A was on the pitch but shot player 2 who was off the pitch is this just a yellow card offence? If both player 1 and player B were off the pitch but the trajectory of the bullet crossed over the pitch is this an offence? What's worse is can you be shot from an off side position? I'm so pleased that I'm not a referee I couldn't cope with this sort of decision making.

Afternoon Mrs. T.

I'm really enjoying Cole and Lawler's rapport of late. They just rip the mickey out of everything and each other.

ED

How's life treating you today?

Not bad thanks, bit tired as someone kept waking me up last night though

Hows you?

Who's that then?

I'm grand.
I'm ill
But grand

Not bad thanks, bit tired as someone kept waking me up last night though

The randy fecker

James
It was too hot, then too cold so the cover kept getting thrown on and off.
Kept getting up to throw up.
Bless him

If only dicey if only

I assume he's ill
Not just a routine hurler of chunder?

he is ill ED
got the bug and a chest infection

Shame that.
Is he watching daytime TV?
Pointless is on soon isn't it?