Diablo retires

6WF - Diablo 'Retires'...sciaeacf
by Hobo....BELIEVES! (U7935097) 20 August 2008

'PREPARE TO BE TRASHED' booms out in the arena.

Its Wednesday morning and today we find out what Trash TV's special announcement is.....

'Video Killed The Wrestling Star' blasts around the arena and the crowd erupt as Hobo and Enforcer make their way to the ring.

DL: And here they are, Hobo and Enforcer and we've been told that they
are here to reveal some important news relating to Diablo.

RJ: That's right Dave! And rumours have been flying around the locker
room and the Internet with regards to what that information is!

DL: Well I've had it on good authority that Diablo leaving Trash TV to set up a new stable!

RJ: Wow that is interesting!

DL: Unfortunatley, I've also had it on good authority that Diablo is retiring, that he's returning to the ring, that he is the COmmsioner of both shows and that the man we have seen since Diablo's injury is not actually Diablo but a clone after the real Diablo was abducted by aliens!

RJ: Where did you hear all those stories?

DL: Hobo told me one night when we were drinking Viper Ale together!

RJ: <doh!>

Hobo: Now I guess you're all wondering what the important information we've got to share with you is! But it wouldn't be fair to tell all the Trash-Heads, Bezerkaholics, Muffin Munchers and people who like Enforcer without the main man being here!

E: So ladies and gentlemen, Trash-Heads, Bez...

Hobo: I just did that bit E, just get him out here!

E: Ladies and Gentlemen....DIABLO!!!!!

'The Last of the Famous International Playboys' reverberates around the arena and Diablo receives a thunderous response as he makes his way to the ring, looking slightly confused.

Db: Hey guys! What's happening, you've kept me in the dark on this all week! Are you going to explain it to me now?

Hobo: All in good time! You see we wanted to double check our facts before we made our findings public!

E: And what findings they are...can we tell him now H? Please?

Hobo: Calm down E! We discussed this, we need to explain everything as
we go along...and to do that we need someone else out here!

E: You're right, so let's get Dr Necro out here...he's got some serious explaining to do!

'Bad Case of Loving You' plays and Necro makes his way to the ring looking slightly nervous. As he enters Hobo and Enforcer look at him angrily and step away from him as he walks towards them.

Necro: What iz going on guys, why ze bad atmosphere?

E: You know why...you fraud!

Hobo: Calm down E! Let's give him a chance to defend himself before we make him pay! So 'doctor' is there something you want to tell us about Diablo's injury?

Necro: What do you mean? I told you that he cannot wrestle again or his head vill fall off!

E: And how do you know that?

Necro: Because I am a docto...

E: Wrong answer, you're not a doctor are you!

Necro: Vhat are you talking about of course I am a Doctor! Look at my name badge...eet sayz Dr. Necro on eet!

E: Since when does having a name badge make you a doctor you LIAR! Wait
till I get my hands on you...

Hobo: All in good time, I think first of all we need to explain to Diablo and everyone else what's going on! You see, we've been doing some 'research' into Dr. Necro's past and found that not everything is quite as it should be!

E: You mean like him being a complete fraud!

Hobo: Well I was building up to that...but you're right! Necro has had a number of jobs before his current post, but the closest he's ever been to being a doctor is working as a vet's assistant! A job that he was fired from for gross incompetence! In fact the only reason your name badge says Doctor is that you changed your first name from Wolfgang to ‘Doctor’.

E: And not only are you a fake Necro...so is your diagnosis of Diablo!

Hobo: You see Diablo, we took your charts to a REAL doctor...and he told
us that you are...and have been for weeks...fit to wrestle!

Enforcer and Hobo hug Diablo as fireworks go off, Steve, Gerrie, Trish and Belinda come down to the ring and one by one hug Diablo in celebration.

Once all of Trash TV have hugged Diablo they all turn and face Dr Necro, who looks alone and scared on the opposite side of the ring. Enforcer picks up a microphone.

E: And as for you Dr Necro.....You're FFFFFIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!

H: Nice Vince impression, E'!

E: Cheers - I've been practising for weeks. Did you notice my Vince-like strut to the ring as well?

H: errr.....

E: It was because of my testicular fortitude!

H: ....moving on.....Necro - get out of the Trash TV ring.

Dr Necro scuttles up the ramp to be met by Crime Lord who puts his arm around him and leads him to the back.

H: So Diablo - who do you want to wrestle first? Maybe JJ for your rematch to the Internet Title?

E: Or maybe Saint for sending you to hospital in the first place.

Diablo: Guys....I think we need to talk. You see, I knew about Necro all along and the whole head falling off thing.

E&H sciaeacf

Diablo: Its just that I kind of enjoyed this managers role. I just don't
enjoy wrestling anymore. I've fallen out of love with the circled
square!

A woman wearing a Trash TV shirt faints in the first row.

D: In fact the rumours you've been hearing this week are true – they were started by Hollywood on my behalf...

H&E look at Hollywood who shrugs his shoulders.

HW: You told us Diablo was the manager now and to do whatever he told us!

H: So the rumours are true then?

Db: I'm afraid so friend...I couldn't bring myself to tell you!

E: What rumours? Are they the ones about River's choice of underwear?

Hobo takes E to one side and whispers something in his ear. Enforcer looks shocked and turns away so he can wipe his eyes...he turns back around and looks straight at Diablo.

E: Please don't leave, nothing will be the same without you! When Bezerker asked me to join Trash TV it was the proudest moment of my 6wf career...when you told me that you were Bezerker the pride that I felt was immense! To be handpicked by a legend to join his stable means more to me than any title I could ever win...(Enforcer wipes his face, where he is now crying)...I'm only sorry that I couldn't win on Saturday for you!

Diablo hugs Enforcer and can be heard telling him that it's ok and he's proud of what Trash TV has achieved and will achieve in the future.

H: E's got a point though. You were the only one who got me, when I joined. You were the one who could spot that raw talent in the likes of Enforcer, Gerrie and Steve. Who else would've have spotted that behind that fake beard and top hat, that Belinda could hold her own against the other Honeys.
You and I came into this as friends with a mutual love of muffins, we built this brand together, we etched our names in the history books and now you want to leave whilst we and more importantly YOU have still so much more to give?

D: I'm sorry guys...I just feel that I have taken this as far as I can and I need to find some distance. In fact, today was the day when I was going to talk to the commissioners about...retiring. I wanted to tell you seperately but now its out there, I might as well go ahead. Mr Habeus - come on out please....

A tall muscular man in a suit comes out to the Clash's "I fought the
Law" and carries some official looking documents to Diablo.

D: Mr Habeus, my lawyer, has drafted up my retirement letter.

E: I thought you could only retire in a 'loser leaves town' match?

H: So did I - oh mama!

Habeus: All you need to do, Alice, is to sign this at the bottom and its official.

H and E: Alice?

D: shut up! My mother was a huge fan of Alice Cooper and she thought it would toughen me up to have a name like that. Well I guess this is it....

Hollywood and Primetime are looking at Diablo, pleading with him not to sign the documents. Diablo shrugs his shoulders, turns to Hobo and Enforcer. He signs the documents.

D: I am so sorry but I have to do this. Once Hobo marks the witness signature, its all official. Diablo will be go…..

The lights in the arena dim and suddenly an eerie glow fills the entrance

RJ: this could be interesting, Dave. Nemesis is about to spoil the party.

Nemesis makes his way to the ring with Zheng Zhi and climbs in. He goes nose to nose with Diablo not uttering a word. Enforcer starts to move towards them and Hobo stops him.

DL: This is unbearable. You could cut the tension with a fork.

RJ: And lets not forget that these three have a history – Diablo was responsible for bringing them into the 6wf.

Nemesis turns away and moves towards Hobo and whispers something in his ear. Hobo smiles and repeats the message to Enforcer. The lights in the arena go back up and hobo picks up the mic.

H: Diablo – Nemesis has something he wants to share with you.

D: Your not going to change my mind, Nem…

Suddenly Hobo and Enforcer burst out of the traps and bounce off opposite ropes and hit HED (Hobo Enforcer Destruction) on Diablo, knocking him out on the floor. Nemesis stands above Diablos body, looks at the crowd, gives his throat gesture and smiles.

RJ: What are they doing – Hobo and Enforcer were supposed to be his friends! This is sick!

Nemesis looks at Diablos body and then to Hobo.

H: Someone get a ref out here now. Nemesis has just made a match and he wants to defend his title right now!

A ref sprints to the ring just as nemesis lies next to Diablo and places his arm over him. The ref, looking bemused, makes the 3 count.

H: After a truly hellacious match, we have a new TAW champion – Diablo!

DL: A truly classy thing for the errr…..ex champ to do!

‘Hero’ by Nickelback plays and out comes TGA, mic in hand to a crowd who have turned from rapturous to hostile within seconds.

TGA: Nemesis what are you doing? We are champs together and you try and upstage me?

TGA runs to the ring, shakes the ref screaming instructions. TGA then lies down too and puts Diablos arm over him. The ref once again makes the 3 count.

Hobo: Ladies and gentleman, we have a new ‘undisputed’ World Champion – DIABLO!!

TGA gets up, picks up the prone Diablo and delivers a Hell and Back before rolling out of the ring.

RJ: He had to spoil it didn’t he! He makes a noble gesture and then attacks an unconscious Diablo! What an idiot!

The crowd jeer TGA all the way to the back as Diablo comes to with both belts laid on him. As he rises he notices the belts and smiles.

Hobo: I always said, D’, that you were born in fire but Trash TV would make you immortal.

‘St Anger’ Plays and out comes River and Saint.

River: Stop this farce now.

Saint: You guys have taken it too far this time. I won’t allow these matches to stand.

Dave Law: Well it looks like at last the commissioners can agree on something. You can say one thing about Trash TV – they certainly polarise the 6wf management – they either hate them or REALLY hate them!

Enforcer: Farce? I tell you…

Suddenly Zheng Zhi grabs a mic.

Zheng: I tell you what a farce is.

Hobo, Nemesis and Enforcer look at each other completely bemused. (Nemesis to Diablo: I thought he was a mute?)

ZZ: How this beautiful man has put his life on hold for this company for too long. He lives and breathes 6wf but you two and the ones that came before have always held him back. He has put the fans interests before all others, time and time again and yet you two disrespect him. He has climbed the highest mountains in Tibet and seen such wondrous things that mere mortals can only dare dream.
He has strived for a better world, where human suffering is too common place. Where tears on little childrens faces go unanswered by unresponsive parents. Where brothers fight each other over the black, black oil in the ground. Where the ice caps are melting and dictators in the white house do nothing about it.
Well Diablo has done something about it, little by little. He has made the 6wf a better place for all of us and today is HIS day. So before you can do anything to change todays events, the mighty Zheng makes his mark….

Zheng Zhi signs the documents making the retirement binding.

Mr Habeus: Its official guys – Diablo is now retired.

All those in the ring go and give Diablo a hug as he visibly begins to cry. The last two are Enforcer and Hobo. Enforcer is first, and as they embrace the crowd errupts. Finally Hobo stands in front of Diablo and they smile at each other. Diablo looks around the crowd and beckons hobo forward but stops him at the last minute. Diablo picks up the mic.

Diablo: One last time buddy…..’THIS IS TELEEEEEEEE!!!!!!’

Diablo drops the mic and hugs Hobo as the crowd let out the loudest roar ever witnessed in the arena.

RJ: This place is going to fall apart. The desk is shaking with the noise.

The cheers go on for several minutes before River starts to speak again.

River: very touching but do you realise that we now don’t have a champion? You guys are idiots!

Mr Habeus: I have studied the 6WF statute and I can inform you that if someone retires with a belt, then the belt goes back to the last recognised holders who are Nemesis and TGA.

Dave Law: It looks like Nemesis and TGA have started and ended the day as champs but the day belongs to Diablo. Come on RJ join in with the crowd. DI - AB - LO

Crowd: DI - AB - LO! DI - AB - LO!

After about five minutes everyone, apart from Diablo, leaves the ring. Diablo waves to the crowd and stands on each of the corner ropes and applauds the fans who are still chanting his name as loud as when they started.

'Last of the International Playboys' plays out as Diablo leaves the ring as Trash TV, Nemesis and Zheng Zhi form a Guard of Honour....

Suddenly from out of the back comes EZ Money. He is followed by Hero, then JJ Johnson. One by one, all the superstars come out, even the newbies and Honeys. Rasta is seen hobbling out with a neckbrace on. They all stand either side of the ramp, clapping and joining in the DI -AB- LO chant.

As Diablo makes his way up the ramp the superstars pat him on the back or shake his hand. He reaches the top of the ramp where Saint and River are still standing. Saint goes over and hugs him as River looks on.
After a few moments, Diablo approaches River who in an uncharacteristic act offers his hand. They both shake and nod at each other.

Diablo turns to face the fans for one last time.....the whole arena starts bowing to him, before the cameramen, commentators and even the superstars follow suit. Diablo is shaking with the emotion and turns to leave, he glances over his shoulder at Trash TV and leaves the 6wf arena for the last time.

Once Diablo has gone from sight Hobo nods at Prime Time who presses a remote control and the BMPA Siren goes off, Enforcer instinctively dives on to the floor and covers his head. The crowd erupt as the lorry reverses back on to the stage with Diablo dumped in the back.

Hobo: You didn't think we'd let you leave on your own did you?

Two stunning fans who are wearing Trash TV T-shirts jump over the security rail and jump into the back of the truck with Diablo. The three disappear from sight.

E: Whoa there dude! We've got one last present for you.

Diablo's head pops up, his face covered in lipstick. Hobo puts his fingers in his mouth and whistles. Through the curtains comes the remote controlled Hulkster.

H: He's yours now - look after him!

Diablo leans out of the truck and picks up Hulkster, before the lorry leaves through the curtains.

E: You do realise that Diablo will take better care of Hulkster than you ever did...

H: I wasn't talking to Diablo - I was talking to Hulkster!

The camera swithces to the parking lot where the BMPA Truck can be seen driving off into the sunset, every now and again an item of ladies underwear is thrown from the back.

E: that's strange - a sunset at 9 oclock in the morning.....

H&E: sciaeacf

As the BMPA leave and head out of the arena, hobo picks up a mic.

H: Today has seen the loss of one of the great's and August 20th will forever be known as Diablo's Day. If any of you stars down there on the ramp want to come up here and pay tribute - now is the time.....

Fin

Hobo and Enforcer look at each other.

E: What do we do now that he's gone?

H: Belinda told me that she's been hearing strange noises coming from the kitchen...do you think we should investigate?

E: Jinkies, a real adventure lets go!

They give each other a quick tap of the knuckles and leave up the ramp to a huge crowd applause.

Tribal drums can be heard….getting louder…LOUDER!

RJ: Its him…it’s the Ultimate Warrior!

The Ultimate Warrior runs down to ringside past all the other 6wf stars still stood on the ramp. He climbs the ring apron and runs back and forth for a while before climbing in and continuing his demented running. He eventually stops, grabs the ropes and starts shaking them vigorously.

After several minutes the warrior picks up the mic.

TUW: Di…ab….lo….your day has come to join the Warriah in parts unknown. I have loaded the rocketships, di..ab…lo…, and have told the little warriahs to take us to the heavens where we shall meet the other mighty gods.

Di..ab..lo…you have seen the rivers of fire, conquered the plains of solitude with me and now must make that final journey, di…ab…lo, where we duel in the forever night. So climb into my rocketship, don the face paint, di ab..lo, scream at the nightmares of humanity and leave this world for a while.

For when we return, the little warriah’s, the mini di..ab..los, will be waiting, pumping tele through their veins, till once again they scream our names in unison, and we shall descend on them with such mighty force that ear drums will explode, and the names of DIABLO and WARRIAHHHHH will be etched in history.

WWWAAAAARRRIIIIIAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The ultimate warrior climbs out and runs back up the ramp and out of the arena again….

As soon as Warrior has left the stage a car crash is heard and Mick Foley's music plays around the arena, the crowd still excited from The Ultimate Warrior crank the noise up another level as Mick Foley heads towards the ring.

RJ: It's Mrs Foley's baby boy!

DL: And he's heading straight for the ring!

MF: Bang! Bang!...Crowd cheer...it really is great to be right here in Birmingham, West Midlands!...Crowd pop

And there's no way I could let a legend like Diablo leave this great industry without being here to say a few words! You'll be able to get more information about Diablo and me in my new book out now in all good bookstores, Bang! Bang!

Diablo, you and me have so much in common we've always put our bodies on the line...and put the love of these great fans...crowd cheer...above our own well being! You've been thrown from roofs, off ladders.....and I've been thrown 30 foot from the top of Hell In A Cell, something that I talk about in my first book. Still available in most good bookstores!

So with all those similarities it felt like a little piece of myself died when I was told that you were leaving...it was the same feeling as when I got thrown 40 feet from HIAC! So I've come out here today to wish you all the best in the future - and to tell you that you'll always be welcome in this industry!

Even if you can't wrestle you could become a colour commentator like me! If you want more information on how to do that keep your eyes open for my new book out soon...Mick Foley's Guide to Colour Commentating! It will be available in all good bookstores and has new exclusive photo's of me being thrown 60 feet through the air off the HIAC!

You are a true legend, your name will never be forgotten and you will always be remembered as one of the true 6wf Greats - Bang! Bang!

Foley leaves the ring and heads up the ramp as he passes Acer he stops and looks at him.

MF: You think Destination Elevation was high? The HIAC I was thrown off was 75 foot tall!

Foley leaves the arena to massive applause.

Here comes the money plays...as EZ makes his way to the ring)

RJ-I thought he was on holiday?

dIABLO....you had to go and do it. You had to go and retire...Leave 6wf. This place has jsut become a sadder place over night with out you and bezerker.

It seems like I amke this speech every few months. But like many before...You better come back brother. 6WF needs you...6wf is you.....

The greatest wrestler, before today to never hold the world title.....I will see you soon.....You owe me a drink

Here comes the money plays as EZ exits the ring and the arena)

This is the new S*%t by Marilyn Manson blasts out of the speakers and Hero appears at the top of the ramp.

CUT MY MUSIC!!!

So Tramplo has finally left the building!
Well Hero has two words for ya!
GOOD RIDDANCE!
What you all witnessed was nothing more than a joke, a travesty, an insult to Hero and every other decent wrestler backstage.
The reason Diablo never got a REAL belt was that he just wasn’t good enough.
No Fingerpoke of Doom will change that.
Hero is STILL the only guy to be the Undisputed Champion of 6WF.
The little charade you guys pulled made 6WF a laughing stock.
You made those belts worthless.
Well Hero is going to make them great again.
And that show of wrestlers giving him the send off?
Hero was sat backstage, Hero doesn't have a clue who was taking my place!
What did Diablo actually do for 6WF?
As a wrestler he jobbed to EZ and then Nemesis.
As a commissioner he just sat in his office with Trish and Zheng making idle Tarantino style chitchat.
Even River Ace does a better job than that!
Diablo came out last night and made a speech to rouse the troops, an awe inspiring morale boosting rally. It nearly brought a tear to Hero’s eye, but Hero decided to cough up his wotsits instead.
And then Diablo destroyed everything he ever held true with that stunt.
Diablo, Hobo, Enforcer, TGA, Nemesis, you guys make Hero sick!
And Trampy, Hero hopes this time you never EVVVVVEEEEERRR show your drunken face round here again!

'St Anger' plays and the already emotional crowd gives The Saint an amazing ovation as he walks from the top of the stage and slides into the ring. He is handed a microphone and waits for the crowd to quieten down.-

Crowd: Di-ab-lo! Di-ab-lo! Di-ab-lo!

The Saint: To hell with it, keep it going! DI-AB-LO! DI-AB-LO!

Crowd: DI-AB-LO! DI-AB-LO!

-The crowd finally dies down.-

The Saint: I think I need somebody to check something for me you know!
I think Diablo is the only man in wrestling history to retire, TWICE! !

But enough of my quite frankly, rubbish humour. In fact I want to tell you all a story.

Before the whole TAW Invasion Angle, I had just made my debut for a rival company that has since became defunct. Now, on the night of my debut I was informed that some guy who I'd never heard of, Diablo, from 6WF was there to scout talent to bring to their growing company.

In the match, I dominated from the start until an awkward landing from the ring to the outside floor resulted in a dislocated shoulder which put me on the shelf for 6 months. While I was recuperating in hospital, Diablo paid me a visit and told me that I had the talent required to become a hit in 6WF and he wasn't wrong.

Diablo gave me the belief that I could come back, bigger, better, meaner, stronger and become the dominant force I am today.

During the next 6 months Diablo kept in touch with me to find out how my rehabilitation went and when it was complete, he managed to get me a temporary spot in TAW where I was allowed to showcase my talent and impress.

When TAW invaded, I was handed a 6WF contract but was still part of team TAW, the same went for Randy Peeper and GWC. This was so when the eventual collapse occured there was somewhere for us to go! Quite ironic when two TAW members like me and GWC ended up as the two flag bearers for 6WF!

Anywho, Diablo monitored my progress as my made my way up the ladder in 6WF until he felt I was worthy to challenge at the top and for him mentoring me and helping me navigate my way through those first few months , I'll always be grateful!

Because of his guidance I became the top dog in 6WF and I still am!

Diablo, It's a shame that you showed me the way the top yet you never made it yourself. But that doesn't take away the fact that you were and still are such a legend! No matter how long 6WF goes on for, you will always be 6WF and the fans, the Board of Directors, Trash TV, Anarchy, River Ace, The Saint, we will aways remember you and the sacrifices you made for this company!

6WF was your life and we will repay the effort, the blood, the sweat and tears you put into making 6WF what it is by forever making you proud!

God bless you friend, I will miss you!

kanye west-stronger palys out!

Phoenix Rose makes his way on to the stage, the crowd go wild, some still chanting diablo's name. Phoenix pts the mic to his mouth.

"What a week, a legend returns, a legend retires. My proudest wrestling moment was stepping toe to toe with the great man.
We had some great fights, some of the best this industrys ever seen. its a shame that this crowd...i... wont experience another.
Its truely an end of an era".

Phoenix rips off his shirt revealing a Diablo t-shirt, and then thumps his fist against his heart.

"all the best friend"!!!!

Phoenix leaves the stage

Sorry I didn’t reply this morning guys, i wanted to think about what i was going to say. First off – and most obviously – I absolutely loved it. It was like a soap script, dancing between heartbreak, humour and emotion.

When E was crying and Me and Hobo hugged really got to me....what is wrong with me I’m in a complete state of emptiness at the moment, I can’t believe I’ve let 6WF go.

Zheng’s speech was genius, and i was planning that sort of thing for him myself, where he is completely articulate, but I never got around to it. Again it amazes me how much on the same page we 3 are. I’m going to miss it! Also, when you did the HED on me, my heart momentarily broke, you *****

It feels like you actually packed a synopsis of 9 months of 6WFing into that skit which is outstanding, particularly as you weren’t even here at the beginning...everything was covered and parodied...you really do have a talent as River said, and I really hope you are both held by the 6wf roster with as much as regard and respect as i have for you both! I saw the potential in hobo immediately when i was commish, and knew BZ simply had to team with him! And when Enforcer started THE SAME DAY as Bezerker, and me and h saw that he had the same attitude as us, I knew we could create something huge!

I just hope you all enjoy Trash TV as much as we clearly do. Every skit, every in-joke, and every promo is a joy to write.

Also thank you to EZ Money – I was gutted you weren’t going to be on for my bash, we’ve come a long way together, seen 6WF grow...(and both maybe fail to earn the rewards we should have done for our effort and sheer time devoted to the fed ) Looking back, taking everything into consideration, my favourite match is the one paragraph, inaugural 6WF title match, which Golden Gillespie accidentally cost me – i was so excited by 6wf and our feud.

And cheers to Saint, River and Hero too. For the nice tributes, and all the support. Particularly Hero, I make it no secret he’s my favourite character.

Finally (at last I hear you say), I DO NOT want to be recognised as a world champion, although the gesture and circumstance was touching and funny. If I come back, I will win one for real!

I’m sure I missed a lot out when reading the show, so I will read again later today. Trash Talk always has hidden humour that you miss first time....another great aspect of you guys writing skills.

Thank you friends.

'Hero' plays around the arena for the second time that day and the crowd erupt into boo's.

RJ: DISRESPECTABLE PR-

DL: Prune, RJ was going to say prune.

TGA walks down to the ring with a mic and ignores the fans, dodging several bottles. He slides into the ring and picks up his 6wF belt and raises it in the air, before bringing the mic to his lips.

TGA: Woah! Let me speak! Now, I have HUGE respect for Diablo and all he has done for this federation. We all know he survived in Tibet! And how he carried this fed, and he was a true great.

RJ: And still is!

TGA: When I first wanted to get into wrestling I watched it during the time of Diablo and all them were around.

So when GWC came to me and asked me to come to the company which had produced names like Diablo, I jumped at the offer!

I suppose that's why I have some respect for Trash TV, because of the true gentleman that was their manager.

So, Diablo. Gone but never forgotten.

The crowd clap slowly before turning into a cheer for TGA as he walks back up the ramp.

Diablo carried this company?

What baloney!

Hero and EZ made this company, not some washed up bum that bailed when the going got tough.
Hero thinks you must have been sniffing at Trampy’s Scotch bottle.
Diablo gone?
Hero expects the chump to be showing up as some other idiot guy in a mask within a fortnight.
And if not who cares?
The Trash has finally been taken out!
Just a shame that Hobo didn’t join him then 6WF could have got rid of some more of the poor excuses for wrestlers.
TGI Friday, your little stunt with that belt showed how much you care for it and it meant you ain’t undefeated with it now.
But Hero will pin you just as easily for it when we meet in the ring.

"Epilogue" plays around the arena as the crowd go silent and Nemesis makes his way to the ring

Nemesis - I'm going to keep this short and sweet, Nemesis never ever liked Diablo...... But Nemesis always respected Diablo.

Today a legend retired, Diablo is gone but what that man done for this business is only second to me, that guy lived for 6WF and it just aint gonna be the same without him around.

Nemesis drops his mic and leaves the ring to a quiet applause from the crowd who begin to chant DI-AB-LO, Nemesis stops at the top of the ramp turns around and smiles before leaving.

IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK V2 IS COOKIN?

The famous words ring around the arena as the Rock V2 and the Rock V1 make their way down to the ring wearing T-Shirts with the words "Diablo, the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be"

DV: You can feel the emotion in this arena tonight.

RJ: And Rock V2 is struggling to keep his emotions under control.

Rock V2 looks visibly upset as he picks up a mic and begins to speak.

"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight you witnessed the end of a great career and the (second) retirement of a legendary superstar. Tonight, you people witnessed the retirement of Diablo.

Right now, I would like to take you back to 6WF's first ever show, Born In Fire. It was a cold and dark November night and the night's main event was about to begin.

It was going to be the Ratings Winner EZ Money vs the Last of The International Playboys Diablo going one on one for the greatest prize in our industry today. The 6WF World Championship. It was a clash of the titans, two (Ulitmate) warriors fighting until the very end and the two greatest superstars in 6WF history going at it for the world championship. Unfortunately, Diablo lost that night but that's not what I remember about that night. What I remember is this.

Before Diablo was about to step out of the curtain, a shy young man called Rock V2 walked nervously up to Diablo and asked him for advice. I asked him "How do I become great like you". And you know what he told me, he said that "people can become good but some people are born with greatness". He also said that I had greatness in me, I had the potential to become world champion and that one day, I could be as great as him.

I know I could never be as great as Diablo but I will give everything I have to try and become one of the greats. Diablo never won a world championship but I am now making it my mission to win a world title for him. When I become world champion, I am dedicating my win to Diablo.

To finish, I never realy had much interaction with Diablo apart from that, I tagged with him once when 6WF was in the middle of a war with TAW but I never faced him one on one. My dream is to face Diablo for the world championship one day and I know it can still happen. I know in my heart that Diablo will return one day and when he does, I want to be his first opponent.

Today, Diablo left us but his spirit will always be in our hearts.

Diablo is gone and what he did for this company and for all of you should be appreciated one last time. So come on, everybody get on your feet, I don't care where you are sitting, just get up and start chanting. DI AB LO, DI AB LO, DI AB LO!"

Rock V2 looks around at the 6WF fans who are chanting Diablo's name and tears begin to roll down his eyes.

"God bless you buddy, it just ain't gonna be the same without you!"

Rock V2 leaves the ring with tears in his eyes as the crowd continue to chant Diablo.

"Get your Groove on" hits as JJ Johnson makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring with Diablo.

Crowd:DI-AB-LO DI-AB-LO DI-AB-LO

JJ:JJ Johnson is out here right now to express his gratitude and having the honour to work with the best in this business.You Diablo without a shadow of a doubt deserve this send-out,deserve these accolades and never ever again will the 6WF find a superstar that means so much to the roster and to the fans alike.

Crowd cheer.

JJ:Unfortunately its always gonna go down in history that your last match came when you faced JJ Johnson for the Internet Title in a ladder match.All I can say is that although I took the title that day you forever will be the champion of champions in the hearts of all these people.You are the reason that JJ Johnson and many of the others in the back turned to wrestling,to one day be like the great man Diablo because truly you are the Greatest of All Time.

JJ stares at Diablo who seems a little take aback.

JJ:Now as the commmisioner have already said that we cant lay down and allow you to take our titles,i'm not gonna do that but the Franchise Initiative planned ahead.

JJ takes the Internet Title of his shoulder and the crowd gasp.

JJ:When I won the Internet Title I changed its design,but this belt is yours,I never changed the nameplate and I never threw it out,a present from me to you.The championship that meant so much to you.

JJ places the belt over Diablo's shoulder and the crowd cheer,JJ jumps out of the ring and walks up the ramp.

Diablo holds the title and JJ and the fans applaud before JJ exits to the back.

THIS WILL BE TELE

There is the sound of an engine revving before it is drowned out by rage against the machine’s “bombtrack”

The crowd cheer as bezerker bursts through the curtain in a golf cart with a big Scooby-doo toy attached to the top. He crashes it into the ring then climbs through the windscreen into the ring, grabbing himself a mic.

BZ : Hello Bezerkaholics!

Well, what can I say about Diablo??? I’ve heard a lot about the legend, but I’ve never actually met the guy...which is strange seeing as we mingle in the same circle of friends (SCIAENCF)

What amazes me is that the guy is regarded as a legend when he never won a title...so he must be great! I WON 2!!!! At the same time aswell...yet he gets to keep robo-hulkster....outrageous! No worries though...I got this giant Scooby-doo from a bezerkaholic called mr. Bombastic or something?!?

Anyway, chatting to the guys out back, after writing them cheques for new doors, it sounds like there is a bit of Diablo in everyone in 6WF...and strangely....though I’ve never met him...I feel like Diablo’s spirit is inside me too.

Lets hope is legacy lives on in us all...

BZ gets back in his cart, leans down into the footwell, and picks up a top hat with sideburns attached. He pops it on and reverses away, before reversing it backwards off the stage in error. The crowd gasps but BZ clambers out, surveys the damage then shouts....

DID ANYONE GET THAT.....THAT WAS TELE!!!!!!

Abe comes out to the ring)

AA: Today is the end of an era. August 20. The Last of the Famous International Playboys left. Diablo. You were the guy who tested me. You were the guy who taught me how to fight for gold. You alwys knew that I would put the good fight. I hope you will come back one day. But in closing. I didnt know you for that long, yet if you hadnt been here long before I was.... I wouldnt have made it here. Diablo- it is ironic that you never won a title. But when you think about it, you created a legacy that not even Hero could buy.. the fact that you can go home every night and say this...... I MADE LEGENDS!

And by doing so you also made the greatest LEGEND of them all.. yourself. Farewell, and see you soon.

(Abe leaves the ring, and the crowd chant DI-AB-LO)

Saturday Night hits and the crowd erupt as Enforcer makes his way to the ring. His eyes are red and it is obvious that he has been crying. As Enforcer stands in the ring the crowd chant DI-AB-LO! DI-AB-LO! Enforcer applauds them as they continue.

E: I came out here to thank each and every one of you! H and me thought today was about Diablo's return, only for it to end up as my worst day here in 6wf! But you guys made sure that Diablo got the send off a true legend deserves!

And I had a quick chance earlier to express how I felt...but I wanted to come back out and make sure that Diabs knows exactly how I feel!

Firstly, I don't blame you for leaving! You've got your reasons and they are perfectly understandable, all I hope is that when the situation changes, you haul yourself back to the 6wf arena and start raising hell as part of the greatest stable this Federation has ever seen....TRASH TV!!!

Crowd: TRASH TV! TRASH TV!

E: You were one of the founders...you revolutionised efeds around the world! Not only with Trash TV, but when you ran 6wf - even WWE have stolen your Time Attack match idea!

But aside from changing the 6wf...you've changed me! Your relentless stalking of me was hideous at the time! But now I look back on it as my favourite memory of my time here! As I said earlier, Bezerker asking me to join Trash TV was an honour....Diablo asking me was THE proudest moment of my career!

I couldn't care less whether I win the TAW Title, the 6wf Title or anything else! Being handpicked by you means more than anything I could ever hope to acheive in professional wrestling!

So where ever you end up dude...I hope you're surrounded by women and having a great time! We will carry on in your absence, but I guarantee you that things will never be quite the same! And every promo I cut, every skit we perfrom and every match I win...I'll be thinking 'if only Diablo was here to be part of this!'

So Diabs...mate...friend, keep in touch! There will always be a place in Trash TV just for you...every day will be that little bit darker, that little bit quieter, that little bit less fun!

Man I'm gonna miss you!

(Enforcer wipes his eyes and leaves the ring to the crowd chanting DI-AB-LO! DI-AB-LO!)

Hero comes back out to the ramp to a chorus of boos

At first it was touching, the gestures of good luck, the warm wishes, the trips down memory lane.
But jeez, Hero is feeling pretty nauseous listening to this verbal diarrhoea that everyone is spouting now.
Diablo has gone folks, its not the end of the world.
No-one has died.
No pets were hurt in the filming of it!
Even that stupid Hulkster is wandering around somewhere you know!
Its just some drunken chump that can’t be bothered to hang around with the rest of you losers anymore.

*the crowd chant DI-AB-LO, DI-AB-LO*

Aw shut the hell up!
He’s abandoned you, he doesn’t gives a rats cahoonas about you lowlifes, get over it!
Go out like a man Diablo, go out fighting, give your beloved fans a send off rather than skulking away into the night like the old coward you are!
Come out here right now and prove you’re a legend.
Prove to Hero.
No didn’t think so.
You came into a 6WF a loser, you leave a loser.
Hero certainly won’t be crying into his pillow tonight.

*all the lights in the arena are turned off, the fans have abandoned their seats and gone home yet a solitary figure sits in the ring unaware that the cameras are still rolling, Hero*

H: I'll miss you old Trampy, never got chance for that proper rivalry did we.

*With that Hero brings out a glass of Scotch, raises it to the sky in salute and downs it. As the camera fades to black a single tear slowly rolls down Hero's cheek*