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Don't forget to take part in the Euro 2012 sweepstake! If you want to take part then please take £1m off your team budget and let the runners know you are taken part by Monday 11th. Prize money yet to be confirmed. Draw is as follows, which will be updated when managers confirm they are taking part:

Cherry Cup Round 1

Go Ahead Eagles v FC United of Bournemouth etc etc
Viva City v AC ALSOAM
Jacamos Utd v FC Furious
AFC Swamp Donkeys v Treble's Revenge
City of Norwich FC v Straight Edge United
Borussia Munchingballsack v Cunning Canaries FC
Real Ale Sociedad v Athletico Bilbao Baggins
Sporting Sideburns FC v The London Silly Nannies

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:

TwisT and Sodhat

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:

Hero and TSC

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT The London Silly Nannies - SodhatAC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - MarkyViva City - VivaPaulScholesCunning Canaries FC - ollyrules
AFC Swamp Donkeys - fernando

Table

Borussia Munchingballsack - Sainty


FC United of Bournemouth Town and Boscombe City Wanderers Athletic Football Club - cherriesfan


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Championship

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Tactics

Jacamos United - TSC

Injuries

Real NADrid© - nadeem2099

Lawyers

Sporting Sideburns FC - Gav

Fixtures

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Straight-Edge United - TheBrahmaBull


City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

Thanks Guys.

I inherited a laptop which has issues and I cannot actually get into Windows. I have trawled through many of these sites to try and get a fix and nothing works and I just cannot get in.

I am now wondering whether upgrading the laptop to Windows 7 would fix the problems, or whether I am better saving my money for a new laptop

Judgemental bunch this afternoon aren't we?!

Cheryl Cole is overrated now. She's like the third best in Girls Aloud at best.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

Hero wrote:Haha Viva done by Olly, Viva you're like last years winner of X Factor, a brief flicker of stardom and now back working at McDs whilst occasionally getting to sing at Butlins. The younger gen have already replaced you.

Genuine question. Who actually did win last years X Factor? I am the younger generation, the rising star some would say

Wasn't it Matt Cardle? Or am I even further behind than Viva.

I thought he was like 2010? And it don't make you up with times to watch X Factor
Alexandra Burke is best thing to come out of the X Factor, in terms of singing and looking at

I think she looks like a hawk to be honest Olly. Each to their own...

Maybe it was 2010ish, but that was the last time I watched it from memory. Do you kids prefer Strictly these days then?

No I don't watch those shows Sodhat
I prefer to watch sports tbh

Dancing is a sport...

I don't watch Strictly or X Factor. The most similar thing to that I actually like is the Apprentice I guess.

I love the Apprentice. But then I also watch The Hotel Inspector and Snog, Marry, Avoid

I was made to watch a great deal of Snog Marry Avoid by my old girlfriend, and also any other BBC3 reality based show that was on!

The best was the Worlds Strictest Parents, because I hated those little bar stewards.

sodhat wrote:I was made to watch a great deal of Snog Marry Avoid by my old girlfriend, and also any other BBC3 reality based show that was on!

The best was the Worlds Strictest Parents, because I hated those little bar stewards.

Man v Food is also a great show. I am forced to watch Gold Rush on Discovery, but I actually have grown to like it. TOWIE is just

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:I was made to watch a great deal of Snog Marry Avoid by my old girlfriend, and also any other BBC3 reality based show that was on!

The best was the Worlds Strictest Parents, because I hated those little bar stewards.

Man v Food is also a great show. I am forced to watch Gold Rush on Discovery, but I actually have grown to like it. TOWIE is just

Man V Food is the best!
I'd forgotten about that completely, but I love watching some of the mental stuff Americans cook up and eat. The best was a fried chicken sandwich thing with eggs, cheese and hollandaise sauce...it was breakfast

Yeah Leano Lewis she is preety and alot better looking then Burke.

Little Mix are a little chavish and one of them is a fatty.

Yes I am Olly but there is a fine line between fat and curves.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:I was made to watch a great deal of Snog Marry Avoid by my old girlfriend, and also any other BBC3 reality based show that was on!

The best was the Worlds Strictest Parents, because I hated those little bar stewards.

Man v Food is also a great show. I am forced to watch Gold Rush on Discovery, but I actually have grown to like it. TOWIE is just

Man V Food is the best!
I'd forgotten about that completely, but I love watching some of the mental stuff Americans cook up and eat. The best was a fried chicken sandwich thing with eggs, cheese and hollandaise sauce...it was breakfast

Yeah that show doesn't really help the stereotype of an American

They do eat just piles of food, that if I ate them I think I would be sick!

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Yeah Leano Lewis she is preety and alot better looking then Burke.

Little Mix are a little chavish and one of them is a fatty.

Yes I am Olly but there is a fine line between fat and curves.

You see I am different. I would prefer a lady to be a little bit fatter than a little bit too skinny. Dunno why, just do.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Thanks Guys.

I inherited a laptop which has issues and I cannot actually get into Windows. I have trawled through many of these sites to try and get a fix and nothing works and I just cannot get in.

I am now wondering whether upgrading the laptop to Windows 7 would fix the problems, or whether I am better saving my money for a new laptop

I would save for a new laptop. I am doing that at the moment. My mate got a quad core processor in his laptop and it makes my one look like it is lightyears behind the times!

Thats because fat girls are pigs and are willing to do more to impress a guy or keeping hold of him. Olly you dirty little sly boy

No offence at the Fattys reading this, no names mentioned.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Thats because fat girls are pigs and are willing to do more to impress a guy or keeping hold of him. Olly you dirty little sly boy

That is insanely harsh, Viva.

The first part, not the second part, that bit may be true.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Thats because fat girls are pigs and are willing to do more to impress a guy or keeping hold of him. Olly you dirty little sly boy

I have no comment. I have been found out

Fat girls are pure filth.

Yes, it's from experience.

Olly you're going to have to offload Demba Ba, he's meant to have signed for Galatasaray.

Hero wrote:Olly you're going to have to offload Demba Ba, he's meant to have signed for Galatasaray.

I will wait for it to be confirmed. Stupid move by Newcastle if they have sold him

Not really, he didn't score when Cisse arrived and he was free too so they make some more money for Ashley to go and spend down the casino

I saw that on Ba too. I think Gala exercised his release price, so there was little Newcastle could do.

I think it's Ba that has made the daft move

sodhat wrote:Not really, he didn't score when Cisse arrived and he was free too so they make some more money for Ashley to go and spend down the casino

What happens if Cisse gets injured? They have Shola Ameobi and Leon Best.

Also he was moved to left wing when Cisse came in. Ba, Cisse and Ben Arfa were working very well towards the end of the season, developing a real understanding. That's why I think Newcastle would be fools to sell him

I think they would back themselves to reinvest well and to be honest Ba was the one out of the three who was most expendable

If Cisse goes down then Shola comes in and takes his rightful place as best Newcastle striker of all times

Oh that has done for me quite badly. DEMBA WHAT U DOING??

You're going to be even less happy when I make a move for Jelavic...

It had to happen a week before my crunch match against Nando, and then Cherries

Hello

Tooze wassgornon?

olly why you gone all canary call?

'Was Gorn on in trainin Neyul'

ncfc_Tooze wrote:olly why you gone all canary call?

'Was Gorn on in trainin Neyul'

Cor da Hell Tooze, sum blukk down th' pusst office reckon Hootun' gorn Spurs, buh. WASSGORNON NEYUL?

Speak English lads it's the rules.

There have been some class canary calls in the past, especially when we were under Rodent

Wasn't Ba's release fee £15m or something?

Great business if they get that for him

This may not be from Canary Call but it is from 606. If this isn't the how the stereotypical person from Norfolk sounds I don't know what is!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siFBGPERuJg&list=PL07027BB92392828E&index=6&feature=plpp_video

Brilliant

Release clause is just to scare clubs no club will pay the clause fee.

I think this here shelf I have put up is on the huh

Demba Ba is available to the highest bidder. Just pure cash I want please

COR BLARST ME!

Are you guys the English version of the mormons?

Own tractors, dodgy haircuts and long beards, know how to build a shed in 5 minutes.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Are you guys the English version of the mormons?

Own tractors, dodgy haircuts and long beards, know how to build a shed in 5 minutes.

Don't own a tractor.
Have a cracking hairdo, ie. I'm going bald at 16 ala Jonjo Shelvey
Can grow a beard
Can't put a lego shed together in 5 mins, let alone a real one!

My heart goes out to you no male should be losing his hair at 16

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

My heart goes out to you no male should be losing his hair at 16

I think Pat Sharp would have loved that at 16

You can always get a Rooney. He's even managing a sweep over hairstyle now

I'll never go bald, I have luxurious hair.

I wont go bald, i'll just go grey. Then i'll do a Figo, dye my hair black and kick footballs at the TV.

Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he has admitted pedalling.

Patriotism (n.) - The belief that Glen Whelan can outperform Modric, Iniesta and Pirlo in the space of a week.

John Terry has said he'll walk off the pitch if he hears any racist chanting at Euro 2012.

He'd rather be in the stands, joining in.

Sky Sports ‏@SkySports
Wigan chairman Dave Whelan has confirmed Tottenham have not made an approach for Roberto Martinez.

Right no offence to Dave Whelan but he needs to just shut up. He did this with the Liverpool situation and made himself look a pillock.

Took ages, with 7 games to vote on and give reasons for (6 plus Sodhat's feedback), and my laptop battery is very low now, but my Cherry Cup votes have been sent to both Cherries and Hero.

Adding £2M then going offline for a bit

Can I just say as well that there was clearly a lot of time and effort in those votes too.

To Marky

I hope I get a round of applause when I do my votes or else I will feel like I have failed

Doing them tomorrow afternoon

Who has Chellini? I've seen Elliott Ward defend better than that