The Last Poster is the Loser

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The Last Poster is the Loser

Post by Kenny on Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:06 pm
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The Last Poster Is A Loser

Post by Linebreaker on Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:09 am
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It's quite uplifting coming last actually...

Dont tell Swanny or rugbydreamer but i also have a penguin whick i keep in small box under the stairs but thats just for special occasions

Screenshot made in case you decide to remove that post

I call her Peaches

Who Swanny or dreamer?

That made me wee a little


I would just like to point out to anyone reading this that at no point has any animal been injured as a result of my love making ....................... well

Boom chucka wow wow

I should really stop posting things like that

Well, well, well.... leave the place for a few hours and this is what happens.

Hey Kenny, there's a tiny bit of feather/fluff on the corner of your mouth.

Phhhhuuuuuufff there think i cleared it

It's gone now.

Shame the fishy smell is still lingering though

Your hair has never looked shinier.

Yes the water just runs off it now

How many more in the boxes?

Im up grading to a larger bird i think , Emu's any good ?

A bit gamey but I like mine raw.
I suggest if you boil them... do it for at least a few hours then the meat falls off the bone more easily.

I didn't mean to eat

Have your way with them first... then if you get into an argument afterwards...

You'll need a small ladder for the best experience. Did my back in once using some small library steps.

Sucking and Plucking

Their claws can be sharp.

I shall watch out for that

So Billy likes sheep, you like birds... I quite fancy those large Amazonian rodents. Tapir or Capybara.

Then we are all a little weird aren't we

Ex-Girlfriend

My current squeeze

So you prefer blondes

Yeah, or a touch of ginger every now and then.

Not too fussed but she has nice longer hair which smells nice after she's been for a swim.

Good dental hygiene by the look of it also

It does tickle a bit when she goes down on me but you'd be surprised how quickly one can get used to it.

Billy will wet himself when he reads this

It must be his day off (home) today.

Have you seen him today ?

No. There was this bloke in the street who looks a bit like him... but when he turned around I realised it was just another Chinese tourist.

i ment on here

Oh.. no I haven't. Maybe he's on the plane here already or sitting in the lounge in Delhi reading the latest news on Wind-farming.

Is he coming over to you then ?

He was. Would you believe less than a week after the accident he was flying out. We had the pub near the bridge all sorted and it was rudely interrupted by the helicopter. He says he will make it over here again though... which would be great. Plenty of merino sheep to chose from.

Just dont let him get to NZ

That was his end goal last time. The Ireland tour was a complete diversion from his real objectives.

The man is a beast

Just had dinner... a fair bit of smoke around. Bloody fan isn't doing its job.

Thinking of what to have for lunch myself

A bit of meat on some bread usually does the trick... and a fistful of lettuce, salt & pepper.

Need some bread , but its pouring down

Have you got some cracker biscuits or an umbrella?

Going to make some soup i think

Penguin soup?

Penguin with a cup of tea

Oh!!!!

Swanny dont read back ................they made me do it

I... I mean... we did not make him do anything of the sort.

I assumed he was talking about chocolate penguins... very popular confectionery here in Australia.