Bear humour
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Pete C (Kiwireddevil)
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Bear humour
Can I just say I'm glad I've finally found a forum dedicated to my guilty pleasure: bear humour. I don't know how I took so long finding it...
I'll get us started:
I'll get us started:
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John Bloody Wayne- Posts : 4460
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Re: Bear humour
Note, I've added a spoiler around your picture links JW, though they aren't actually showing up for me anyway
Pete C (Kiwireddevil)- Posts : 10925
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Re: Bear humour
That's unbearable.
John Bloody Wayne- Posts : 4460
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Re: Bear humour
NO, it was a bear necessity.
skyeman- Posts : 4693
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Re: Bear humour
John Bloody Wayne wrote:That's unbearable.
Pete C (Kiwireddevil)- Posts : 10925
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Re: Bear humour
Am I being bearated?
John Bloody Wayne- Posts : 4460
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Re: Bear humour
Now you are being grizzly.
skyeman- Posts : 4693
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Re: Bear humour
This thread is pretty bear.
skyeman- Posts : 4693
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Re: Bear humour
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No
one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can
rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend
over, and I'll do you in the ass."
The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
trousers and bends over, and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers again and
staggers back into town. He's pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same
bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A
moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,
"You know what to do."
Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town,
and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest,
sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over
him and says,
"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No
one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can
rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend
over, and I'll do you in the ass."
The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
trousers and bends over, and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers again and
staggers back into town. He's pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same
bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A
moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,
"You know what to do."
Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town,
and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest,
sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over
him and says,
"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
Galted- Galted
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Re: Bear humour
Galted wrote:A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No
one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can
rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend
over, and I'll do you in the ass."
The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
trousers and bends over, and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers again and
staggers back into town. He's pretty mad.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same
bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A
moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,
"You know what to do."
Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town,
and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest,
sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over
him and says,
"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
Some classic bear humour there.
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John Bloody Wayne- Posts : 4460
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Re: Bear humour
A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman can i have a whiskey and
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The barman says ok but why the big pause...the bear says i don't know i was born with them.
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The barman says ok but why the big pause...the bear says i don't know i was born with them.
skyeman- Posts : 4693
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Re: Bear humour
People always told me bear humour isn't as common as I thought, now I rub this thread in their faces. It's bear. Bear!
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