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Post by John Bloody Wayne Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:31 pm

Can I just say I'm glad I've finally found a forum dedicated to my guilty pleasure: bear humour. I don't know how I took so long finding it...

I'll get us started:

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Post by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:58 pm

Note, I've added a spoiler around your picture links JW, though they aren't actually showing up for me anyway
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Post by John Bloody Wayne Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:18 pm

That's unbearable.

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Post by skyeman Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:23 pm

NO, it was a bear necessity.

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Post by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:46 pm

John Bloody Wayne wrote:That's unbearable.

Laugh
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Post by Fists of Fury Mon 03 Sep 2012, 9:14 am

Can't believe the bear faced cheek of such a thread.

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Post by John Bloody Wayne Mon 03 Sep 2012, 4:26 pm

Am I being bearated?

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Post by skyeman Mon 03 Sep 2012, 4:57 pm

Now you are being grizzly.

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Post by skyeman Mon 03 Sep 2012, 5:00 pm

This thread is pretty bear.

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Post by Fists of Fury Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:23 am

This thread is beareft of humour.

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Post by Galted Tue 04 Sep 2012, 11:06 am

A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.

A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No
one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can
rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend
over, and I'll do you in the ass."

The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
trousers and bends over, and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers again and
staggers back into town. He's pretty mad.

He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same
bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A
moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,

"You know what to do."

Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town,
and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest,
sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over
him and says,

"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"

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Post by eirebilly Tue 04 Sep 2012, 2:14 pm

Laugh
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Post by John Bloody Wayne Tue 04 Sep 2012, 7:57 pm

Galted wrote:A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear,
takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.

A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No
one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can
rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend
over, and I'll do you in the ass."

The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
trousers and bends over, and the bear does what he said he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers again and
staggers back into town. He's pretty mad.

He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same
bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A
moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,

"You know what to do."

Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town,
and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest,
sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks
him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over
him and says,

"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"

Some classic bear humour there.



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Post by skyeman Wed 05 Sep 2012, 12:09 pm

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman can i have a whiskey and
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COKE

The barman says ok but why the big pause...the bear says i don't know i was born with them.

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Post by John Bloody Wayne Wed 05 Sep 2012, 11:17 pm

People always told me bear humour isn't as common as I thought, now I rub this thread in their faces. It's bear. Bear!

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