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onlytreblewinners wrote:Azzy I'll pay 5m for Coloccini?

Thanks but no thanks mate, I'm not desperate, and he's a £7m CB on TM who's been one of the best CBs in the country this year.

£7.5m is the price, that's less than the £8.5m lawyers offer I turned down for him last week

Morning guys

Last day of work for the week for me!

Morning

Who's doing Sheep tomorrow?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

Who's doing Sheep tomorrow?

Well volunteered Viva

Hows your hunt for 50 posts going today? xx

Morning all. Off work today with what can only be labelled "the poopies". But on the plus side, I can watch Chelsea v Monterrey

it's been a while since you done Sheep Azzy, I think its your turn now.

Only on 2 posts today, don't think I'll be able to hit the 50 mark on a constant basis.

Marky wrote:Morning all. Off work today with what can only be labelled "the poopies". But on the plus side, I can watch Chelsea v Monterrey

So you'll have the poopies while watching poopie football

If I had a day off sick, and didn't have to look after the lad, I'd get Season 1 of Game of Thrones on the PC, play FIFA on XBOX with the sound off, get some wispa golds out and get gaming

I've got the poopies too but I'd already booked the day off as Hols as its my boys Nativity later. Gutting when you're ill on a hol day.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Marky wrote:Morning all. Off work today with what can only be labelled "the poopies". But on the plus side, I can watch Chelsea v Monterrey

So you'll have the poopies while watching poopie football

If I had a day off sick, and didn't have to look after the lad, I'd get Season 1 of Game of Thrones on the PC, play FIFA on XBOX with the sound off, get some wispa golds out and get gaming

Well i've got a laptop, World Club Cup football, dry Jacobs Crackers and Dioralyte, and about 15 seconds warning to make the toilet #grim

Did you guys share a curry last night or something?

Who likes The Black Keys? I saw them at the O2 last night, they're very good live. We had appalling seats though

sodhat wrote:Did you guys share a curry last night or something?

I think there's just the "there's lots of it going around" cliche, but for the purposes of comedy, we shared Viva and Azzy's double edged toy.

sodhat wrote:Who likes The Black Keys? I saw them at the O2 last night, they're very good live. We had appalling seats though

Haven't heard much of them but I do love "Lonely Boy", it should make me listen to more of their stuff but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

I did have a curry as well!

One of my fave songs of the year is little black submarines

Marky wrote:Viva and Azzy's double edged toy

Shame there's no :destroyedrectum: smiley on here.

That's a great song Hero. To be honest I didn't want to go because I was sleepy and I've heard them so much on the radio recently. Good gig though. Saw the Maccabees supporting them too, which was cool.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Marky wrote:Viva and Azzy's double edged toy

Shame there's no :destroyedrectum: smiley on here.

It's the elephant in the room, Azzy

I suppose Double Ended was more appropriate...

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Marky wrote:Viva and Azzy's double edged toy

Shame there's no :destroyedrectum: smiley on here.

It's the elephant in the room, Azzy

A double-edged Elephant? If the Carthaginians had had that, they'd never have lost to Scipio.

My top ten songs of the year in no particular order:

Ben Howard - Oats in the Water
Findlay - Your Sister
Little Green Cars - The John Wayne
The Black Keys - Little Black Submarine
The Lumineers - Hey Ho
Jake Bugg - Two Fingers
Bloc Party - Octopus
Lucy Rose - Middle of the Bed
Everything Everything - Cough Cough
Trailer Trash Tracey's - You wish you were red

Oh Hero, why isn't Cheryl Cole on there? Or Rita Ora?

Can't get into Ben Howard at all you know. Agree with a few on that list though, I'd probably say:

The Lumineers - Hey Ho
Jake Bugg - Two Fingers
The Gaslight Anthem - "45"
Everything Everything - Cough Cough
We Are Augustines - Philadelphia
Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
Muse - Madness
Jake Bugg - Taste It
The Vaccines - No Hope
We Are Augustines - Book of James

And "R U Mine" by Arctic Monkeys, loved that one

Of Monsters and Men track has to be Dirty Paws or King and the Lionheart.

I remember I liked Love Love Love and Mountain Sound too. I haven't listened to that album for a little while though

Considering the effort Fifa put in to the World Club Cup, that's a pretty big empty Japanese stadium...

On a side note, good to see our Azzrentice task being monitored. David Luiz playing in CM for Chelsea.

They should cancel the World Club Cup, nothing can compare to when Vasco da Gama destroyed United, and Edmundo scored that unbelievable goal

Oh yes, I can watch the Chelsea game on my work PC!

Luiz in midfield in first 5 mins, had a shot narrowly wide, and turned a Monterrey player inside the Chelsea half before playing Hazard in on goal (Hazard puts it wide).

Chelsea playing;

Azzy Mahmood wrote:They should cancel the World Club Cup, nothing can compare to when Vasco da Gama destroyed United, and Edmundo scored that unbelievable goal

Please highlight another team losing in the Club World Cup. You are not allowed to just mention United losing

Luiz in midfield looks a good move

Gregers wrote:Luiz in midfield looks a good move

He looks a different player!

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:They should cancel the World Club Cup, nothing can compare to when Vasco da Gama destroyed United, and Edmundo scored that unbelievable goal

Please highlight another team losing in the Club World Cup. You are not allowed to just mention United losing

I've only watched one, so I really can't! Gamba Osaka maybe?

1-0, Juan Mata.

Morning

Marnin.

The left winger looks decent for the Mexicans seems to have Azpilicueta beat

I've not been convinced by Azpilicueta since he moved to Chelsea, but in his defence he hasn't played regularly.

He was much better for Marseille than I have seen from him for Chelsea so far.

Luiz is a different beast at cm!

Id be interested to see if he could do it against a better side, These Mexicans don't seem that good

Marky wrote:I've not been convinced by Azpilicueta since he moved to Chelsea, but in his defence he hasn't played regularly.

Going forward he's about 75% of Ivanovic's standard, but defensively he's about 40%. Needs time though, and a solid CB partner next to him and a solid RM ahead of him.

Savage on Luiz:
"He is looking comfortable in midfield. It is early days but for me the best two players to play in that position are Luiz and Frank Lampard, when he is back. Both can do what Mikel does, because I don't know what Mikel does."

I don't really hold his opinions in high esteem, but I loved the rip on Mikel

I very much enjoyed that considering his next sentence was all he does is pass it sideways and backwards.

Is it me or is that knowing what someone does?

They both can do what Mikel does but he don't know what Mikel does. How does he know they can do what Mikel does if he does not know what Mikel can do?

Fernando wrote:I very much enjoyed that considering his next sentence was all he does is pass it sideways and backwards.

Michael Carrick +

commentator not realizing they had scored

3-0 chelsea

Hazard and Mata ripping them to shreds

Hero wrote:

Fernando wrote:I very much enjoyed that considering his next sentence was all he does is pass it sideways and backwards.

Michael Carrick +

That's settled, Carrick+

I feel sorry for the guy who gets labelled Prunier+.

This Club World Cup could really help Chelsea, get them all bonding better (especially without JT there), few big wins etc