So can a scottish club......................

by TJ1 Sat 15 Dec 2012, 11:47 am

First topic message reminder :

Win the 1872 cup? ( the Glasgow / Edinburgh derbies for those who don't know or don't care Smile

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Or will they both contrive to lose somehow? ruddy useless enought to lose both of them

by **RDW** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 5:23 pm

You're not related to 21st Schitzoid are you??

See all of your stereotypes only relate to a small area of Edinburgh - unfortunately for the weedge your whole city is one big stereotype! Run

by jimbopip Wed 19 Dec 2012, 5:41 pm

RDW while domiciled in your fair city I had a mate who got his girlfriend with child, married her and was sentenced to internal exile in Westerhailes. It was the grimmest most soul destroying dunny I had ever crawled through until I saw the junkie hookers fighting the commuters and schoolkids on the Monday morning bus in Hackney. Deaco Brodie should be your city's mascot the surface cliches and hidden squalor as it were. Is this not reflected in your big name forward signings and their paucity of grunt when stood alongside Big Al et al?

by **RDW** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 5:48 pm

So wait, first we're posh and now we're scummy??

by funnyExiledScot Wed 19 Dec 2012, 5:57 pm

jimbopip wrote:Is this not reflected in your big name forward signings and their paucity of grunt when stood alongside Big Al et al?

Lucky we gave you Al Kellock isn't it? Leant it all in the shadows of Scott Murray at Edinburgh. In fact lucky we gave you Ryan Grant as well.

Glasgow doing pretty well with Edinburgh handmedowns.....

by **George Carlin** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 6:01 pm

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:
George Carlin wrote:
IanBru wrote:
TJ wrote:Useless bunch of soap dodgers. get it richt up ye wi' a muckle stick
Alright, I've been holding this back for a long time, but your castle blows, your free museum is over priced, and the Scott monument is just really, really gay.

......and you've put on weight.
There's a line in there somewhere about his mother making the nicest biscuits ...

Very good - we'll give Merv Hughes the credit for that one.

by **George Carlin** Wed 19 Dec 2012, 6:02 pm

RDW_Scotland wrote:So wait, first we're posh and now we're scummy??

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by jimbopip Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:00 pm

Posh shirt fronts scummy underpants

by Imperialbigdave Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:29 pm

Weegies like to think of Glasgow as the working mans city where there are no class divides, in fact thats apparently the big selling point. I stayed in Glasgow for most of last year (I kept it quiet out of shame), and thats just not true. I stayed for 4 months in govan and 3 months in the west end, and there is just a big a divide as anywhere else.

by jimbopip Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:40 pm

IBD you are correct Glasgow is as diverse as any other city BUT Edinburgh had its moment in the sun when Smith, Ferguson and David Hume were enlightening the rest of western civilization and since then not much really. Thank feck there is no castle in the dear green place and we've had to learn to look at ourselves as we are every morning.
p.s. I mean very little of this and come Saturday once victory has been secured I will go back to being humble and magnanimous.

by IanBru Thu 20 Dec 2012, 1:07 am

jimbopip wrote: p.s. I mean very little of this and come Saturday once victory has been secured I will go back to being humble and magnanimous.

OH FFS James, don't undermine the vitriol! Smile

IBD, he doesn't mean it. He really hates Edinburgh, and you in particular. He told me all about it last night on the way back from RDW's sister's place.

by **RDW** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:25 am

Too far IanBru...

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:45 am

Yes but how many of the MFL's support will be coming through tomorrow ? Not too many from Wester Hailes anyway, which is probably a very good thing.

by jimbopip Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:12 am

Boys, boys I wish I could be in Glasgow tomorrow, damn these restraining orders, however I will be watching Alba and cheering every timeI here "penus a Glass-go" and "Glass-go furra linee"
Ian, you promised RDW would never find out about the babyoil , sister and sou'wester episode.

by **RDW** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:14 am

Come guys - I mean, I don't even have a sister!

by jimbopip Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:16 am

I would use that defense too if my sister was constantly mistaken for Chunk.

by IanBru Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:18 am

RDW_Scotland wrote:Too far IanBru...

I’m not sure why, pal. She gave us a fantastic meal - her pomme dauphinoise were absolutely delightful. I presume she sees the feeding of poor, vagrant Weegies as some sort of charitable endeavour.

by **RDW** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:20 am

Woah what's with the personal abuse?? This is meat to be the weedge V the burgh!

by IanBru Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:22 am

jimbopip wrote:Ian, you promised RDW would never find out about the babyoil , sister and sou'wester episode.

Good times, Jimbo, good times.

On that subject, have you seen my Mr Blobby costume?

by jimbopip Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:25 am

RDW this is not personal abuse, it's what my son calls "banter". However, if you are suffering from bruised emotions please allow me to apologise fully.
I do feel that we have just seen a preview of the match; lots of front from MFL then cries of "stop being so rough".

by **RDW** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:33 am

You really must be struggling if you're having to resort to you're sister's so fat "banter"!

Have to say I've never seen the weedge be so cocky and arrogant on here before - giro day must have come early!

by jimbopip Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:46 am

RDW, after one game my son was chatting to one of the first team, a lad who goes head first into too many rucks, son came away shaking head and said to me " We were having a bit of a joke but I had to stop because I started to feel guilty. He just can't keep up" I'm beginning to feel you are not quite up to speed on this humour thing.
Remember you don't have a sister. You shouldn't be upset on her behalf. Mind you if my sister walked like Chunk I would pretend she didn't exist too. Do you have any other non existent relatives we could discuss?

by **George Carlin** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:51 am

Johnny Vegas heckler (2004): "My mum hates you!"

Johnny Vegas: "That's because I left this morning without saying goodbye".

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by **RDW** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:52 am

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says, "This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a f*****g what?"

by jimbopip Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:56 am

Good morning your Georgieness, was wondering where you were.
Please adjudicate for me; are we being cruel to poor RDW and his imaginary family? Or is he buckling under pressure a la Ford at a 5 metre lin out?
RDW Giros are so middle class it's Provvies for the Weedge!

by Imperialbigdave Thu 20 Dec 2012, 1:40 pm

RDW_Scotland wrote:A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says, "This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a f*****g what?"

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by Imperialbigdave Thu 20 Dec 2012, 1:42 pm

I heard that the folks of glasgow were elated when Brad Pitt made the city centre look post-apocalyptic for his new film. Really tidied the place up.

by **RDW** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 2:03 pm

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

If it walked it would get stabbed.

by jimbopip Thu 20 Dec 2012, 3:56 pm

RDW,IBD if the MFL's playbook is as old as your Chic Murray Stand-up for Dummies then you are in trouble the morra night. Messrs Bru,Carlin and self are doing our best to bring some surealist, situationalist, satirical scatology into your humdrum existence and you bring us dreck!!
Apart from the Amanda one I loved that. RDW are you DeLuca in disguise dross,dross, dross then a gem from nowhere?

by **RDW** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 4:10 pm

I don't understand the amount of weedge that seem to have a pathological hatred of all things Edinburgh - there's definitely some inferiority complexes on the go!

But all is not lost - I fell privileged to have witnessed such comedy genius from yourself. Never mind Connolly, Bridges - you guys on 606 are where the true greatest Glasgow comedians are!

I mean you're sister is so fat jokes - never seen the like before! Comedy gold. Also had no idea it falls into the surealist, situationalist, satirical scatology category as well - every days a school day!

So thank you - my banter is so crap that I think that just being in your presence has helped me significantly.

by Imperialbigdave Thu 20 Dec 2012, 6:49 pm

RDW_Scotland wrote:I don't understand the amount of weedge that seem to have a pathological hatred of all things Edinburgh - there's definitely some inferiority complexes on the go!

it must hurt, being vassals to a much smaller (though much nicer) city.

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Thu 20 Dec 2012, 7:31 pm

Is that why we have to pay for your non-existent tram system ?

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:09 pm

Edinburgh! A castle, a smile and a song...One out of three isn't bad.

by jimbopip Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:34 pm

MFL groupies your whinging makes me think of,
" if you cut me do I not bleed...
am I not cold in summer and warm in winter?"
Naw your freezing in winter, colder in summer and douce all the year round.An adjective which was made to describe the MFL pack to a T this season. Obviously if you don't want Chunk can we have him? Since we are getting blase about RDW's non-existent sister and her delicious dauphinois potatoes.

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:47 pm

OR.............

What do Edinbuggers use as a form of contraception?

Their personalities.

by justified sinner Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:56 pm

21st Century Schizoid Man wrote:Is that why we have to pay for your non-existent tram system ?

No that's why my taxes have to pay for workshy Weegies bottles of Buckie.

by RuggerRadge2611 Fri 21 Dec 2012, 9:11 am

Q. What does a Weegie use for protection during love making?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a weegie in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Whats the difference between the Glasgow warriors team bus and a hedgehog?
A. The hedgehog has it's pricks on the outside.

Q. What does a 3 pin plug and the Glasgow Warriors have in common?
A. They are both useless in Europe.

by **RDW** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 9:26 am

by UlstermaninGlasgow Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:48 am

Now now.... We all know the weegie is by far the better city. I mean they have the better mascot (and I am in no way biased about this, as I am not the Glasgow mascot.... Whistle

) the better brew, (we all know that Bucky is as fine a vintage as any) and of course the better rugby team... And most importantly the best medical school, as proven this year by the Glaswegians out drinking, playing and out shagging all the others! Whistle

by IanBru Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:49 am

"Laugh it up, fuzzball..."

by **RDW** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:06 pm

UlstermaninGlasgow wrote:as proven this year by the Glaswegians out drinking, playing and out shagging all the others!

Wait - do the med schools actually team up each year and have a competition in said activities?? I chose the wrong career path!

by jimbopip Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:31 pm

[quote="RDW_Scotland"]

UlstermaninGlasgow wrote:as proven this year by the Glaswegians out drinking, playing and out shagging all the others!

Wait - do the med schools actually team up each year and have a competition in said activities?? I chose the wrong career path![/quote
No, no RDW have chosen the right career path, writer of humourous prose. Your efforts in this post are right up there with the best; Joseph Goebbels,Mary Whitehouse, Margeret Thatcher, Soren Kierkegaard, Larry Grayson you deserve a place among the giants of comedy.

by **RDW** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:42 pm

Yet another ‘RDW is so boring and has rubbish banter’ comment – do you have any other jokes in your repertoire? Other than ‘your sister is so fat’ or ‘Edinburgh people are so posh/scummy/tight’.

For a comedy genius who specialises in surrealist, situationalist, satirical scatology comedy you are pretty limited!

What’s it gonna be now? Your mumma jokes? Knock knock jokes? Why did the chicken cross the road?

by jimbopip Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:46 pm

A hit a palpable hit.
I shall think of you this evening crying into your Horlicks.

by **RDW** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 2:48 pm

I'm more of a hot Ribena man....

Anyway you want to get back to Glasgow-Edinburgh banter instead of our witty and humerous (not on my part obviously) retorts to each other?

You'll notice not many other people are on this thread anymore...

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:36 pm

Ok RDW.

If people from Glasgow are called Weegies, what are those from Edinburgh called ?

----s !

Thanks to Kevin Bridges for that one - very true though

by **RDW** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:46 pm

I'd be be quite happy to be ripped by Kevin bridges all day - definitely the best gig I've ever been to!

so is anyone actually going to the game tonight or will we all be on here slagging each other off?? Or crying into our ribena...

by jimbopip Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:48 pm

21st Century Schizoid Man wrote:Ok RDW.

If people from Glasgow are called Weegies, what are those from Edinburgh called ?

----s !

Thanks to Kevin Bridges for that one - very true though

Bless you 21st! But oly because they deserve it.

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:55 pm

RD, just getting ready.

If you get there early enough there is a pint and a curry of a tenner in the clubhouse - from 6 pm I think. Know you easterners like your scran !

All japes and digs aside - enjoy the game

by **RDW** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:56 pm

Cheers 21st. I'll be watching it in a boozer!

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Fri 21 Dec 2012, 5:06 pm

Is anyone from Edinburgh going ?

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