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Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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Quiet, huh? At least I have the excuse of only being in for an hour...

Can your screen still be seen by your boss, ZZZ?

Soddy, not my boss, my team. My boss in in his own office. As im sales manager now I have to lead by example.
Ive adjusted my desk so basically, my screen is still in view but at an angle so when ever one is sitting you cant make my screen out clearly.

Also, was hpong she would be hotter but meh: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262946/eBay-seller-accidentally-posts-nude-picture-Blonde-Aimi-Jones-21-internet-celebrity.html

Oooh, big business ZZZ. I have no employees, and I'm glad, I would be a terrible manager. I'm not cut out to lead people.

I am captain of the 4th best 5 a side team in the Brentwood Thursday night league though. (out of 6 teams)

dont worry evryone the fifa god is here

Azzy Mahmood wrote:You've got 10 inches coming your way Olly, I knew you'd be ready for that

I've handled the 5/6 inches we've had so far. Time to bring on the big boys

I am captain of the 4th best 5 a side team in the Brentwood Thursday night league though. (out of 6 teams)

haha but you cant lead a team.

I got a team of three so its not bad. everyone knows what there doing pretty much so it makes life easier. Just being promoted to management means I have to act a certain way blar blar

cherriesfna wrote:dont worry evryone the fifa god is here

I think Viva's off today actually

Zebs, I can imagine you're like Razz Prince in the office. What do you sell?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I am captain of the 4th best 5 a side team in the Brentwood Thursday night league though. (out of 6 teams)

haha but you cant lead a team.

I got a team of three so its not bad. everyone knows what there doing pretty much so it makes life easier. Just being promoted to management means I have to act a certain way blar blar

I don't lead, I simply tell them what time the game is and then put them in order for subbing in and out. No inspiring speeches, no tactical masterplans...

Razz Prince - hahaha, thats great Azzy.
Expect the Unexpected!!

I sell Amenity products.

So tampons then.

So tampons then.

errr what do you think Amenity is?

Amenities can mean toilets, so I guess that's where Azzy is heading with that. Unless his mind is just in the gutter.

Selling tampons would be a pretty easy job though. Simple tag line: "it's either these, or you buy new pants."

It's "Come on Laura!" time again

Come on Tim!

OK, well its not Amenities.

Its the Amenity sector, Turf Amenity.

Anyone realise Giuseppe Rossi is now at Fiorentina

They signed Rossi recently even though he is still injured. Bit of a gamble, but if he comes back to his previous form (and that is a big IF), they have a £25m striker for a quarter of the price

If Rossi can do it tho its a bad boi signing.
Also it allows me to buy him for my FIFA UT Serie A team BOOOM

The Special Juan wrote:It's "Come on Laura!" time again

It's my favourite time of the day

I suppose if you dump that "o" and "e" and add a "u" you could have a similar but different sentence.........

It's crunch time now.

The Special Juan wrote:It's "Come on Laura!" time again

If only it was

It's nice to get a week off from tactics, now I know why Tooze never bothers.

Afternoon, tactics in for tomorrow or is it cup final?

It's cup semi-final Viva, you have a week off.

I know it's me that started it, but does anyone else have a problem with these end-of-season loans for huge fees?

She wins

I bought Mexes three days ago. His price on TM just came down by £1.6m

Anyone looking for players? I'm selling Scott Parker, who's going to be the focal point of Spurs' team now that Sandro has knackered his knee.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I bought Mexes three days ago. His price on TM just came down by £1.6m

So they updated the Bundesliga last week and now Serie A. Could be some quick value to be had in La Liga players.

Or Premier League players.

Picking the right ones is the sticking point as they can also go down

I have made a nice gain on the likes of Marquinhos and Florenzi, so looks like young players who are playing regularly for top teams may be the best gains.

Zidane made an overnight gain on Nagatomo of £2.6m

I made about 5 million on HM overnight I think at some point

Zidane made an overnight gain on Nagatomo of £2.6m

Huh? how what?

Paulinho went up shortly after I bought him, decent amount too.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane made an overnight gain on Nagatomo of £2.6m

Huh? how what?

His value has been bumped up to £11m today

El Shaarawy up to £20m

Not going to bid for them as I have no cash and it's not worth risking it if you have to sell players to do it, but I would plump on Manucho having a value boost next time. Also the strikers for Celta Vigo and Vallecano...Asspass or something like that for Celta and Leo (I think that's his name)

sodhat wrote:El Shaarawy up to £20m

There's quite a few like El Shaarawy that have been bumped up to Star Play territory

Hernanes did too, 17.5m
Perin got a huge boost from 2.2 to 7.5m

His value has been bumped up to £11m today

OOOSH get in. Glad I got him at the cheaper price then.

Will be interesting to see what happens with the Premier League players. Plenty of Citeh / Arsenal players coming in for decreases I reckon.

Michu's price will rocket.

Id imagine Rodwell & Scott Sin.....errr I forget, that fool who though he would play games at City, their prices will drop.

Heck, the latter has been unheard of this season

Anyone want to earn £1m? Sign a player in TP's and sell him to me for £1m more.

lads, sorry but am gonna have to leave cant concentrate on anything just now, me and the missus are splitting up and more important things to try and deal with. am sorry as i was getting into it again, am sure you will get someone in quickly..Am really really sorry

Fan before you go I have a question.

Are you actually 69?

no am not am 36 mate

Sorry to hear Fan. Known you a while. Hope it all works out in the best possible way for what is decide. stay strong fella.

cheers mate, this is the weakest I have ever felt, running on empty, got nothing else left

hey guys

jeez fan im so sorry to hear that, stay strong mate, and i hope things pick up soon!

I can imagine. Not exactly been there myself but I am in a long standing relationship which has had highs & lows.
End of the day, you have family & friends around you, use them, these are the times they are for & where they really pull though.

I will also gibe you a saluting I think I talk like a gangsta when I am in fact an idiot.........OOOOOSH

Ah right I thought so!

Well I wish you all the best in your life Fan! Stay strong mate #Fanstrong

Don't sweat leaving the league Fan, sort yourself out and I hope it all works out ok

whos editing my posts. you poop head leave them alone

No one is editing them, it's the swear filter. You can't use 00sh anymore because this happens:

I think I talk like a gangsta when I am in fact an idiot

I think I talk like a gangsta when I am in fact an idiot you can use it