The V2 Room 101 - Music

by **Hero** Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:03 am

In the last category I controversially picked TV Charity appeals to enter the vault. Today though sees a new category up for discussion, as before please feel free to suggest things for inclusion but the final decision rests Entirely with myself.

Today's topic is Music! Nominations remain open until Friday at 5pm

by ncfc_Tooze Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:21 am

Gangnam Style
oop oop outta here

by super_realist Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:23 am

X Factor and all derivatives. Soul-less drivel.

by sodhat Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:04 am

Every person who doesn't like the exact same music I like.

They are all wrong.

by The Womble Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:58 am

Cheeky Girls
Jedward
Mr Blobby
Music Talent Shows
Louis Walsh

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:37 pm

Greatest Hits CDs that only have 4 hits on them - the rest being singles that failed to chart.

by MtotheC Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:06 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Greatest Hits CDs that only have 4 hits on them - the rest being singles that failed to chart.

Artists releasing greatest hits CD's after about 5 years and three albums a la Girls Aloud or Mcfly

by dummy_half Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:29 pm

Boy racer car stereos that you can hear from the other side of the town. Not just because they are offensively loud, but because I have never heard one playing anything other than bass-heavy dance drivel. In fact, I long came to the conclusion that you get the same free CD (I suppose download now) with each pair of sub-woofers bought.

by TopHat24/7 Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:42 pm

Gangnam Style
Daphne and Celeste
Music snobs that say you can't lile Coldplay etc because they're not cool.
Lady Gaga

by dummy_half Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:03 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:Gangnam Style
Daphne and Celeste
Music snobs that say you can't lile Coldplay etc because they're not cool.

Lady Gaga

While maybe I wouldn't have referenced Coldplay, agree strongly with the point. Music should be for enjoyment, not just about fashion or coolness

So true. And now we have all the sub-Gaga clones who are following her 'style over substance' approach

by super_realist Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:50 pm

Mumford and Sons, Shiversomely bad and inexcusably sh1t.

by **VDT** Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:23 pm

You'll never walk alone - God Awful song! Ha!

by Dr Gregory House MD Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:01 pm

John Cena- his attempts at rapping are awful

by cherriesfna Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:08 am

JUSTIN BIEBER AND ONE diERECTION

by **Galted** Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:56 am

jazz - what's the point?

the irritating "hooo", "heeee" & "shamone" sounds Michael Jackson used to use to stuff up his songs

contrived rap lyrics
in fact, all song lyrics, just mumble them so no-one knows how vacuous your thoughts are

post-80s manufactured bands

by super_realist Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:11 pm

Warbling R&B divas and the male equivalent. All sound the same.

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:01 pm

Cheryl Cole
Tulissa
Brittany Spears
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber

by **VDT** Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:53 pm

Mariah Carey - Complete Oxygen Thief, Complete whaler of a singer and seems like a awful human being the few interviews I've heard!

by super_realist Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:56 pm

Female American singers in general from that horrid genre (Beyonce et al) and the likes of Leona Lewis and that other short lived clone from the X Factor are truly wretched too.

How could I forget Robbie Williams. Utter crap.

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:50 pm

Any Actor/Actress that thinks they can sing

by Nakatomi Plaza Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:38 pm

dummy_half wrote:Boy racer car stereos that you can hear from the other side of the town. Not just because they are offensively loud, but because I have never heard one playing anything other than bass-heavy dance drivel. In fact, I long came to the conclusion that you get the same free CD (I suppose download now) with each pair of sub-woofers bought.

This gets my vote.

I'll also throw Olly Murs, and Rihanna's ridiculously large forehead into the mix.

by westisbest Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:53 pm

Kenny wrote:Any Actor/Actress that thinks they can sing

does that include will smith?

by **VDT** Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:46 pm

Saw Guns N Roses (well Axel Rose and a backing back) at Download06 and they were god awful for half the gig coz Axel Rose keeps leaving the stage for a few minutes after each song leaving the backing band to do awful guitar solos of pop songs like "Beautiful"!!! So I'd like to put the first half of this set in as the second half was beast.

by **VDT** Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:50 pm

westisbest wrote:
Kenny wrote:Any Actor/Actress that thinks they can sing

does that include will smith?

Will Smith was rapper who become an actor, don't think he counts. Think he means stuff like Robson & Jerome.

by Guest Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:56 pm

Bootlegging and piracy in general. Buy an original copy you tightwad!

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:52 am

super_realist wrote:Warbling R&B divas and the male equivalent. All sound the same.

Yes, those warbling 'R & B artists' with baby-girl voices. Nasty selfish bitchez in real life I bet. [ Drool

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by **VDT** Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:46 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:Gangnam Style
Daphne and Celeste
Music snobs that say you can't lile Coldplay etc because they're not cool.
Lady Gaga

Would of agreed with Gangnam Style until i heard my son singing this to the dog (Logan) this morning that made my morning

"Hey Sexy Logan, hoo hoo hoo hoo, doing it Doggy Style" aw the inocence of being 7 Laugh

Daphne and Celeste were at the Leeds Festival in 2000 or 2001 and they only leasted 2 songs before being bottled off Yahoo

by **Derbyblue** Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:16 pm

People who are into rap but only listen to Americans rapping about women/drugs/crimes.

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:06 pm

Linebreaker wrote:
super_realist wrote:Warbling R&B divas and the male equivalent. All sound the same.

Yes, those warbling 'R & B artists' with baby-girl voices. Nasty selfish bitchez in real life I bet. [ ]

Word. I once read that Mariah Carey will not use a dressing room unless it has a white leather settee in it. She also refuses to walk up stairs.

by **VDT** Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:59 pm

FreekShow wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:
super_realist wrote:Warbling R&B divas and the male equivalent. All sound the same.

Yes, those warbling 'R & B artists' with baby-girl voices. Nasty selfish bitchez in real life I bet. [ ]

Word. I once read that Mariah Carey will not use a dressing room unless it has a white leather settee in it. She also refuses to walk up stairs.

And there needs be a puppy or a kitten I heard

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:25 pm

VDT wrote:
FreekShow wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:
super_realist wrote:Warbling R&B divas and the male equivalent. All sound the same.

Yes, those warbling 'R & B artists' with baby-girl voices. Nasty selfish bitchez in real life I bet. [ ]

Word. I once read that Mariah Carey will not use a dressing room unless it has a white leather settee in it. She also refuses to walk up stairs.

And there needs be a puppy or a kitten I heard

The list is probably endless if truth be known. All a bit silly to say the least.

by **VDT** Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:14 pm

Prob not be a popular choice I nominate The Beatles, not sure if its just that I come from Merseyside but I've had them rammed down my ear hole since forever and I don't get what the big deal. Dreading the day the next one dies, the radio will be unbearable!!!

by Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:28 pm

My mother is a massive Beatles fan and has replica Beatles platinum disk plaques splattered all over her hallway wall. She refers to McCartney as my dad! Silly old bint!

I was lead to believe that they were great songwriters. And then I heard this:

You say "Yes", I say "No".
You say "Stop" and I say "Go, go, go".
Oh no.
You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
I say "High", you say "Low".
You say "Why?" And I say "I don't know".
Oh no.
You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello, hello, hello".
(Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye. Hello, goodbye.)
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello".
(Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye. Hello, goodbye. Hello, goodbye.)
Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you
Say "Goodbye, goodbye, bye, bye".
Oh no.
You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello".
You say "Yes", I say "No".
(I say "Yes", but I may mean "No").
You say "Stop", I say "Go, go, go".
(I can stay still it's time to go).
Oh, oh no.
You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello, hello, hello".
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello-wow, oh. Hello".
Hela, heba, helloa. Hela, heba, helloa. Hela, heba, helloa.
Hela, heba, helloa. (Hela.) Hela, heba, helloa. Hela, heba, helloa.
Hela, heba, helloa. Hela, heba, helloa. Hela, heba, helloa.

Is there any defence?!!

by **VDT** Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:45 pm

Exactly

by TheMackemMawler Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:20 am

Wiggers and Chinese People dressed as Rastafarians. Basically, any person, who's not a musician, who dresses as their preferred music genre implies.

by TheMackemMawler Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:29 am

Sunshade wearing idiots who blast their music from cars. Window down, arm nonchalantly (but strategically placed) who glance your way when you walk past..... with a look of "yes I really am THAT cool"

Knackers the lot of them.

by super_realist Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:05 pm

Agree, The Beatles are rubbish.

by **Hero** Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:37 am

From the list given the runners up were...

Greatest Hits CDs that only have 4 hits on them
Sunshade wearing idiots who blast their music from cars.
The Beatles
People who are into rap but only listen to Americans rapping about women/drugs/crimes
Music snobs that say you can't like Coldplay etc because they're not cool.
warbling 'R & B artists'
Bootlegging and piracy in general.
Jazz
You'll never walk alone
Boy racer car stereos

But the winner is without a shadow of a doubt...

Super Realist's nomination for The X Factor and all derivatives!

by TopHat24/7 Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:50 am

Glad I got one suggestion in!! Smile

Disagree re 'piracy' though. The 'pirates' were the music companies charging £4 for a single and £16+ for an album back in the day. THAT's piracy!

The internet allowed Adam Smith's invisble hand to finally manifest itself, a few hundred years after he first wrote of it!

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