The v2 Room 101 - TV

Thank you to everyone that contributed on the first Room 101 with fans wearing team shirts becoming the very first entry in the vault.

Straight onto the next category now and it is...TV

Entries will close on Tuesday at 5pm

Miranda Hart.

X Factor fanboys and girls that really believe Simon Cowell is some kind of musical genius.

Adrian Chiles' smugness or just Adrian Chiles full stop.

The Only Way is Essex, Made in Chelsea, Geordie Shore and the rest of them crappy "reality" programs.

Beat me to it freak, re the reality shows.

Steve Claridge on the football league show.

Soaps.

Do we have to exclude the gocompare guy cuz hes a nailed on winner.

ShahenshahG wrote:Do we have to exclude the gocompare guy cuz hes a nailed on winner.

Good one.

Any program that Jack Whitehall has appeared in.

I'd have thought this one would have run up half a dozen pages by now! Can't have been seen by many yet.

He's not globalised it.

any reality shows about certain area whether Essex Newcastle jersey etc

adverts full stop, god bless sky plus!

bbc's finance manager. all that TV licence money to watch Dr who and no sport!!

Eastenders..

beacuse all though I try not to watch that dreay show I find my self watching it for a few minutes in a daze.

Just get it of the telly incase I start liking it!

Miranda Hart is a great call. James Corden too, he really bugs me.

Reality shows that don't involve people eating insects.

Channel 4 always showing "Who Shot Mr Burns? Part 1" but never following it up with Part 2.

TV stations who only show the first film of a series but never follow it up the day or week after.

BIG BROTHER!! Ugh.

The guy from the Ladbrokes advert.

Robbie Savage.

we have a fan of I am a celebrity above..


(yeah i like at an all!!)

Showing TV shows out of order (E4 and the Big Bang Theory/How I Met Your Mother etc, Channel 4 and the Simpsons biggest culprits)

American versions of British shows (The Office aside)

Keith Melon or Lemon

John Cena, because wrestlings on TV

Sarah Milligan.

Also braindead UK reality tv shows that turn their participants into stars (ie TOWIE and Geordie Shore)

Any show that has the first adverts 5 mins after it starts

Russel brand and ricky Gervais.

Heston bkumenthal, lorraine kelly. The list is endless

Adam D wrote:Sarah Milligan.

That's a great shout. She should be the face of Stella Artios.

Katie Price
Peter Andre
Russell Brand

Cant belive no one has mentioned John Terry, Ashley Cole or Steven Gerrard. Men sausages one and all.

Piers Morgan, he is possibly the smuggest, most arrogant sickophant on television.

He is a classless self promoter, the only person who ever rated him as a journalist, judge or chat show host was himself. Thank God he's slithered off to the states now, I refuse to watch any show he's on!

Plus he's an Arsenal fan- I rest my case!

super_realist wrote:Cant belive no one has mentioned John Terry, Ashley Cole or Steven Gerrard. Men sausages one and all.

maybe you should have mentioned in the sport one dude!

Jeremy Kyle.

The Special Juan wrote:Jeremy Kyle.

But what would we do with all the riff-raff?

MtotheC wrote:Piers Morgan, he is possibly the smuggest, most arrogant sickophant on television.

He is a classless self promoter, the only person who ever rated him as a journalist, judge or chat show host was himself. Thank God he's slithered off to the states now, I refuse to watch any show he's on!

Plus he's an Arsenal fan- I rest my case!

I was gonna say him - Awful person!

The last episode of LOST - I invested years of my life in the series for that pile of poopie!!!

FreekShow wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:Jeremy Kyle.

But what would we do with all the riff-raff?

I have no idea actually

VDT wrote:The last episode of LOST - I invested years of my life in the series for that pile of poopie!!!

Yes!!!

I was obsessed after the first two seasons and when one by one my mates dropped off the lost bandwagon through seasons 3-5 I would defend it saying 'its all part of the master plan, I trust them to answer all my burning lost questions come the end' but season 6 in particular the grande finale let me down badley!

I would also add season 4 of prison break and every season of Heros bar the first which was quality!

VDT wrote:The last episode of LOST - I invested years of my life in the series for that pile of poopie!!!

been there done that

but its all about Breaking BAD!!

if that ends rubbish I wont he happy

VDT wrote:

MtotheC wrote:Piers Morgan, he is possibly the smuggest, most arrogant sickophant on television.

He is a classless self promoter, the only person who ever rated him as a journalist, judge or chat show host was himself. Thank God he's slithered off to the states now, I refuse to watch any show he's on!

Plus he's an Arsenal fan- I rest my case!

I was gonna say him - Awful person!

Deffo..

The only thing as vile and slimy as him is Peter Mandelson.. thank God he's dissapeared

Cheesy adverts like the Herbal Essence one I have just had the misfortune in seeing.

Is shampoo really that orgasmic? Really?

FreekShow wrote:Cheesy adverts like the Herbal Essence one I have just had the misfortune in seeing.

Is shampoo really that orgasmic? Really?

To answer your question, yes! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

The Wiggles - don't know what to say about them as anything about them is AWFUL!!!

VDT wrote:The Wiggles - don't know what to say about them as anything about them is AWFUL!!!

Toot toot chugga chugga, big red car.

Classic.

MTV

the older womens adult channell

Mrs Browns Boys.

"IM A WOMAN IM A MAN BUT IM A WOMAN FECKING LOVE THE POPE AND MY KIDS OH NO I SAID A RUDE WORD BUT IM AN OLD WOMAN MAN WOMAN SO ITS FUNNY!!" - It isnt. You're all morons.

What a load of plums.

Miranda is a great shout too. Just cos shes not edgy doesnt mean shes a national treasure. Shes just a tall fat lass telling us shes tall and fat.

Anyone laughing in the One Show studio in the background too. What a fun lot they think they are.

24 hour news can do one too.


This Room 101 thread has made me realise how angry I am

chris.wilkerson13 wrote:


Anyone laughing in the One Show studio in the background too. What a fun lot they think they are.

Now that you mention it.

Reality TV shows that follow the police around. They're all the same.

The audience on the ant and dec show, who clap like seals for the whole show. I know they're told to but..........

One born every minutes - babies are boring, pregnant women are boring, midwifes talking about the kids and their families is boring! who cares if your boyfriend of 2 months hasn't asked you to move in with him, hope he's dumped you for making him like a knob on tv! Then they show the baby being born, I've already been through that hell once why would I wanna see it 5-6 times a week! Could go on but its make me mad.....BORING and some things lads just don't need to see on TV

Anything with matt lucas or that other mincer in it. Awful.
Anything that involves a panel of judges.

Parochial regional news and regional weather. Ive just seen the weather for the whole country two minutes ago. Why do I need to see it again?

West coast accents on tv.

24 hour news is pure evil. You sit at work and that miserable Poopie is on, again and again and again, then they make up stuff.

Weather followed by weather is a good call. Especially as it's frequently wrong anyway.

Subscription tv, wads of cash to watch bbc or bbc programmes endlessly repeated, with chuffing adverts in.

New red dwarf. Old red dwarf turned poo decades ago, why bring it back.

New yes prime minister. Bull turd.

Jeremy f**king tw@t face bar steward Kyle (and all the sister screwing drugged up dick wads that go on it!)

You can all rid yourself of the horrors of TV by following my lead and not bothering with a TV. This means the only things I watch are things I have sough out myself. No watching TV for the sake of it.


Although I dont have a TV i hope my nomination of ITV in its entirety is still valid. Would anyone in possession of an IQ greater than that of a small dog miss anything on ITV?

Mclaren do you pay your Tv license dude?

and how do you watch sport?

No mysi. I dont think I need to have one.

If you watch any terrestial telly on the net you do pal!

By the way just a quick heads up. Even if you have watched one you tube clip for 5 seconds on your phone, ipad or pc that is from UK terrestial tv - you need to pay for a TV license..

The Special Juan wrote:

FreekShow wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:Jeremy Kyle.

But what would we do with all the riff-raff?

I have no idea actually

We need a new Australia where we can send them all, how about greenland or Madagascar? There not too populated, although in Madagascar you do have alot of pesky lemurs running about