the super_realist Tiger Woods appreciation thread

[incontinentia]

Your one-stop destination for all super_realist Tiger Woods admiration.

Take it away soup...

May I just say how delighted I am to see Woods back at #1.

Wouldn't it be great to see Woods and McIlroy tee it up at the Honda, Couldn't bet against my hero to make it 3/3 starts/win.

It's a real shame the great one and pube head arent going head to head in Houston. Would have been great to see darth vadar against young skywalker proving who is still the master.
It humbles me to think we've shared the same tees, fairways and greens at toc, sadly never at the same time. Maybe one day.

One of the reasons I was away Fri/Sat was due to my fitting for a whole new Nike bag. Fantastic gear, and not at all the Gola of Golf as I thought. Of course it's mostly the supreme talent of Woods which makes him successful, but they are a marriage made in heaven. Best golfer with the best clubs. Can't believe I've used inferior gear for so long. I've wasted years of my life being disparaging of both the clubs and the man. How I repent.

One full week at number 1 for the top man ever to play the game. I'm betting on a full calendar year for him there, no one is class enough to get near him. Odds are too short to make it worth a bet for Augusta, so I'm going to bet on lowest round, largest winning margin

I may be reading too much into this but it might just be possible that Woods is the messiah. Since losing the bet and having to say positive things about him ive had a sizeable pay rise I wasnt expecting, better bonus than expected and an all expenses paid trip to the states organised.
Now I will really believe if he can get a lovely woman to fall into my arms with these final two mandatory praises. (He might not be a miracle worker though.)
Praise Woods!

Right, here we are, end of the road, or a new beginning perhaps?

What a strange week it's been. It may have appeared that I wasn't being serious, being a bit flippant in my comments, and I may well have been but something strange has happened. It may be my current good mood, the green shoots of spring or something else but I (at present at least) feel no real yearning to denegrate Woods for anything other than my favourite name for him.

Have I changed? Have I somehow underdone some sort of self-indoctrination?
Whatever it is, the week has certainly has had an effect.

I guess we'll have to see my reaction when Woods wins at Augusta next week. I can't see anyone else winning, and for the first time in my life, I don't know how I'll feel about it. Even if it's only indifference, then losing the bet has obviously had an effect.

If nothing else, it's been interesting for me, if not for you guys.

[super_realist]

I've already done my good article today.

[incontinentia]

Please don't tell me it was 'well done man sausage'...

[mystiroakey]

SR - be a man pal. You lost.

[barragan]

Demotion to 8-chinz doesn't count either...we want real juice!

[super_realist]

I'll start tomorrow.....................maybe.

[pedro]

Fair enough, s_r can start tomorrow. Give the man a break.

[barragan]

Right. As self appointed v2bet commisioner I decree super's week of tiger praising will commence in 2h 54m 40s
he will refrain from posting any material which could be construed as being negative...and deemed unsporting..and will make at least 1 post per day, filled with a deluge of admiration, matching the intensity of his dislike with intense joy and admiration of a man who has given him a new outlook on life itself - if only for a few days.
Fair?

[super_realist]

I agree, but it won't be a deluge of admiration, in fact it might only be begrudging compliments acknowledged in a peevish and niggardly fashion.

[mystiroakey]

I agree, but it won't be a deluge of admiration, in fact it might only be begrudging compliments acknowledged in a peevish and niggardly fashion.

NOT good enough

[super_realist]

Eh..... just remembered, off to Denmark for a week..............

[barragan]

I could always arrange to have your username changed to tiger_woods_fanboy for a week if you prefer
Nah seriously- its just a bit of fun, looking forward to the daily post! Please give us some gems !

[mystiroakey]

Eh..... just remembered, off to Denmark for a week..............

haha.. well they do have the internet there SR Its not a third world country

[JAS]

I'm surprised we haven't seen the return of Keizo.

I hold my hands up, I recall reading a post Novemberish (think it was from Inco) stating Woods would be back at No 1 soon. I scoffed at the very thought.

I did say at the time that 9c would probably win 3-4 tournaments but wouldn't overtake McIlroy. Woods has done more or less what I expected, what I never saw coming was McIlroy's current stumble. Having said that there is something a bit more ominous about the last 2 wins, cant put my finger on exactly what, he does seem a different beast when he putts with confidence though and that has been missing up until Doral.

[mystiroakey]

Keizo- That mentalist from the F1 boards.

[super_realist]

Keizo got banned rather spectacularly for a profanity filled outburst at the mods.

[JAS]

Keizo got banned rather spectacularly for a profanity filled outburst at the mods.

Och I missed that

[super_realist]

I actually think it was me winding him up that drove him to it.

I certainly did the forum a favour there, coincidently Max and Simba disappeared at the same time. Mmmmm

[McLaren]

I hope to hear a positive response from super on Tiger and arnies very good new advert for ea's latest golf game.

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/blog/eye-on-golf/21947834/video-tiger-woods-and-arnold-palmer-fight-bad-guys

[MontysMerkin]

Long time lurker - had to register to cheer on s_r in his appreciation of Woods. This should be good...

[mystiroakey]

Ha ha - Your audience is waiting Super...

Get a move on

[barragan]

Given the monumental nature of what we're about to receive I've sticky'd this thread.

[mystiroakey]

A Sticky as well..

Stick it on Global Ban.. The rest of the GOAT lot would like to witness this as well

[incontinentia]

Ha ha, stickied!! I love it, thanks barragan

[pedro]

I hope s_r's posts will be just as sticky. ..
s_r show us you're a man and not a mouse! (or a Tiger cub)

[Roller_Coaster]

Ahh.

Wonder what the backlash will be in 7 days when it's all over...

That too will likely be most amusing.

[pedro]

Long time lurker - had to register to cheer on s_r in his appreciation of Woods. This should be good...

Is it s_r's new alias for the week?

[mystiroakey]

Good point !!

I think you are on to something. Its rare for Sups not to post early

[incontinentia]

Could it be?? Is the unoffendable super offended by praising Tiger?

[MontysMerkin]

Long time lurker - had to register to cheer on s_r in his appreciation of Woods. This should be good...

Is it s_r's new alias for the week?

No, I'm no s_r fawning lickspittle.....

[super_realist]

Here goes:

1/7.


May I just say how delighted I am to see Woods back at #1.





















..man this is hard.

[MontysMerkin]

Here goes:

1/7.


May I just say how delighted I am to see Woods back at #1.





















..man this is hard.

What, your pecker?

[incontinentia]

Just looked up the meaning of merkin

[mystiroakey]

Your not delighted SR..

That isnt a compliment either. and its just a lie.

Come on a bit of sincerity please

[mystiroakey]

Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia.

[super_realist]

Your not delighted SR..

That isnt a compliment either. and its just a lie.

Come on a bit of sincerity please

Oakey, nothing I could do would possibly convince anyone I was being sincere. I'm doing my best here pal.

[mystiroakey]

Its a lie- you are not happy about him being no.1.

and that is about you - not him.

All you had to say was.

Well done to Woods for getting back to no.1. He showed a lot of determination under scrutiny! or something like that. Something that is fact that you can appreciate

thats it

Now come on!! Uphold your bet

[barragan]

good enough for me mysti - gotta expect a bit better tomorrow though! maybe we should set a minimum word count...one sentance is a little mean

[shclaff]

mysti you can't expect him to mean it?!

I agree with the minimum word count and also the little caveat at the bottom shouldn't be allowed!

[mystiroakey]

Ban. this is good theorpy for SR.

He rarely says anything postive about anyone- Let alone woods

We need to guide him

[mystiroakey]

"mysti you can't expect him to mean it?"

offcourse I can. He just has to mention positives- He doesnt have to talk about how he feels about woods..

[shclaff]

offcourse I can. He just has to mention positives- He doesnt have to talk about how he feels about woods..

I see what you're saying. Personally I think it'd be more entertaining if he says things he doesn't mean....

[JAS]

Yeah come on Suup, I tend to agree with a lot of what you say but even I think you stitched yourself into this one

You clearly know your stuff so I would expect a bit of a technical appraisal of the improvements Woods has made to get back to the top.

[incontinentia]

Gushing praise would be best, whether he means it or not. Compliments on TW's chin, hair, body, golf swing, personality etc.

[mystiroakey]

Well your the Boss Incont . You won

[barragan]

maybe s_r should have some private therapy classes with mysti each day prior to making his post of praise?

[mystiroakey]

It will cost ban.

[barragan]

its already costing him mysti bud

[incontinentia]

maybe s_r should have some private therapy classes with mysti each day prior to making his post of praise?

it would be interesting to get to the root of such intense dislike. Did it develop over time or was it intact from the beginning? Are there childhood issues etc.

[Skydriver]

Not sure how many of you have seen American Beauty and will understand what I mean, but the ranting on here sometimes reminds me of Chris Cooper's character (the neighbour with military background).

Probably no hidden meaning to the insults here though. Probably.

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