the super_realist Tiger Woods appreciation thread

[incontinentia]

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Take it away soup...

May I just say how delighted I am to see Woods back at #1.

Wouldn't it be great to see Woods and McIlroy tee it up at the Honda, Couldn't bet against my hero to make it 3/3 starts/win.

It's a real shame the great one and pube head arent going head to head in Houston. Would have been great to see darth vadar against young skywalker proving who is still the master.
It humbles me to think we've shared the same tees, fairways and greens at toc, sadly never at the same time. Maybe one day.

One of the reasons I was away Fri/Sat was due to my fitting for a whole new Nike bag. Fantastic gear, and not at all the Gola of Golf as I thought. Of course it's mostly the supreme talent of Woods which makes him successful, but they are a marriage made in heaven. Best golfer with the best clubs. Can't believe I've used inferior gear for so long. I've wasted years of my life being disparaging of both the clubs and the man. How I repent.

One full week at number 1 for the top man ever to play the game. I'm betting on a full calendar year for him there, no one is class enough to get near him. Odds are too short to make it worth a bet for Augusta, so I'm going to bet on lowest round, largest winning margin

I may be reading too much into this but it might just be possible that Woods is the messiah. Since losing the bet and having to say positive things about him ive had a sizeable pay rise I wasnt expecting, better bonus than expected and an all expenses paid trip to the states organised.
Now I will really believe if he can get a lovely woman to fall into my arms with these final two mandatory praises. (He might not be a miracle worker though.)
Praise Woods!

Right, here we are, end of the road, or a new beginning perhaps?

What a strange week it's been. It may have appeared that I wasn't being serious, being a bit flippant in my comments, and I may well have been but something strange has happened. It may be my current good mood, the green shoots of spring or something else but I (at present at least) feel no real yearning to denegrate Woods for anything other than my favourite name for him.

Have I changed? Have I somehow underdone some sort of self-indoctrination?
Whatever it is, the week has certainly has had an effect.

I guess we'll have to see my reaction when Woods wins at Augusta next week. I can't see anyone else winning, and for the first time in my life, I don't know how I'll feel about it. Even if it's only indifference, then losing the bet has obviously had an effect.

If nothing else, it's been interesting for me, if not for you guys.

[hogie]

Your not delighted SR..

That isnt a compliment either. and its just a lie.

Come on a bit of sincerity please

Complements and Sincerity are mutually exclusive for SR this week.

[mystiroakey]

What the gay' gay hater'..

Cant say I can see that dude.

that guy was messed up.

Great film mind

[super_realist]

Wouldn't it be great to see Woods and McIlroy tee it up at the Honda, Couldn't bet against my hero to make it 3/3 starts/win.

[MontysMerkin]

lovin it...

[mystiroakey]

Talking to yourself SR

[incontinentia]

Super, you can do a lot better than that. C'mon we believe in you!

[barragan]

Not bad s_r - still a bit on the short and sweet side though - looking forward to tomorrow's 'paragraph', and perhaps a full article by the end of the week

[SmithersJones]

Hold on a minute - the Honda was ages ago. Have you just copied and pasted someone else's sycophantic ravings?

[mystiroakey]

Tbh that is not good enough..

The wrongun needs to be punished in this case


I do luv ya though SR..

[Roller_Coaster]

I think SR is working a lot harder to provide the short "are they/aren't they compliments" lines than he wood to heap gushing, unfettered praise.

Still - Thursday is always "gushing, unfettered praise day" in Scotland from what I have heard...

[super_realist]

Woodslog 3/7. Almost halfway.


Bit stuck for time today but its a real shame the great one and pube head arent going head to head in Houston. Woukd have been great to see darth vadar against young skywalker proving who is still the master.

It humbles me to think we've shared the same tees, fairways and greens at toc, sadly never at the same time. Maybe one day.

[incontinentia]

Touching souper, maybe you could volunteer to caddy at TOC and perhaps some day you might get the chance to handle his bag?

[mystiroakey]

I think he should publically show this affection..

He should tag(grafetti) the whole of his home town wiith" I LOVE YOU TIGER YOU ARE MY HERO IF YOU DONT SPEAK TO ME I WILL KILL MYSELF"

[super_realist]

Touching souper, maybe you could volunteer to caddy at TOC and perhaps some day you might get the chance to handle his bag?

Strangely I've played TOC more than him.

[incontinentia]

Can't see him winning the Masters, he's played too well coming into it, peaked too early.

[incontinentia]

super oh super, where art thou super?! probably at mass for good friday...

[pedro]

Did super jump off a bridge?

[mystiroakey]

Hey Soups.... Where art ya!!

[super_realist]

Sorry guys, not shirking the bet, been busy. Will make further fawning posts later. 72 holes played in last two days.
4/7 to come.

[barragan]

Seeing as it's a golf related absence, we'll let you off

[mystiroakey]

72 holes in two days sups..!!

As long as we can get pictures of you wearing red nike tops its ok

[super_realist]

Wore a red crew neck shirt and spazzy shoes on the final 18.

[mystiroakey]

Ok then..

[incontinentia]

How are you finding the new Nike covert driver soup?

[super_realist]

Inco, Funny you should mention that. ONe of the reasons I was away Fri/Sat was due to my fitting for a whole new Nike bag.

Fantastic gear, and not at all the Gola of Golf as I thought. Of course it's mostly the supreme talent of Woods which makes him successful, but they are a marriage made in heaven. Best golfer with the best clubs. Can't believe I've used inferior gear for so long. I've wasted years of my life being disparaging of both the clubs and the man. How I repent.

[incontinentia]

...but you didn't preface that with 4/7, so it doesn't count

[pedro]

super, thought you had crucified yourself on two Covert drivers with Nike tees wearing a red shirt, in honour of your saviour Tiger Woods.

[mystiroakey]

Inco, Funny you should mention that. ONe of the reasons I was away Fri/Sat was due to my fitting for a whole new Nike bag.

Fantastic gear, and not at all the Gola of Golf as I thought. Of course it's mostly the supreme talent of Woods which makes him successful, but they are a marriage made in heaven. Best golfer with the best clubs. Can't believe I've used inferior gear for so long. I've wasted years of my life being disparaging of both the clubs and the man. How I repent.

Tried the new bikes out. Not a patch on the tms for me. But each to his own and all that

[super_realist]

super, thought you had crucified yourself on two Covert drivers with Nike tees wearing a red shirt, in honour of your saviour Tiger Woods.

He is risen.

[super_realist]

5/7
One full week at number 1 for the top man ever to play the game. I'm betting on a full calendar year for him there, no one is class enough to get near him. Odds are too short to make it worth a bet for Augusta, so I'm going to bet on lowest round, largest winning margin

[super_realist]

Think it's worn thin now, am I excused?

[barragan]

no chance - looking forward to your final two installments! i think we ought to have a few more of these forfeit bets...i'd love to read mac dumping on doak for example

[incontinentia]

I think we should let him off barragan... IF, super makes a god botherer monologue a la the post round exploits of zach johnson, streelman et al. No less than 40 words, and bible clubbing a-plenty

[super_realist]

I think we should let him off barragan... IF, super makes a god botherer monologue a la the post round exploits of zach johnson, streelman et al. No less than 40 words, and bible clubbing a-plenty

No chance lads, I'd rather praise Woods for the rest of my life.

[SetupDeterminesTheMotion]

Was driving along the M8 on Monday, and a blue Impreza took over me.
Nothing new there, then I realised it must be Super's car.

Registration plate was H8 TGR.........................

[super_realist]

Maybe the old super would have, although I wouldn't be seen dead in a Subaru.

[super_realist]

6/7
I may be reading too much into this but it might just be possible that Woods is the messiah. Since losing the bet and having to say positive things about him ive had a sizeable pay rise I wasnt expecting, better bonus than expected and an all expenses paid trip to the states organised.

Now I will really believe if he can get a lovely woman to fall into my arms with these final two mandatory praises. (He might not be a miracle worker though.)

Praise Woods!

[mystiroakey]

Good things come to those that stop hating soupy

[Shotrock]

Super -- Good news! PM me if the Philly area is in your gunsights.

Tiger "affect" in full swing.

[super_realist]

May well be SR, Taking 10 or so days for a bit of travelling afterwards so may be in your neck of the "woods" so to speak.

[incontinentia]

Hope you have a lovely trip super, no doubt Torrey pines is on your list, and you will re-enact the famous putt and fist pump on 18.

[super_realist]

Yeah, might even do an Al Jolson for it. Red shirt and spazzy shoes already packed.

[robopz]

super... gotta say man... way to man up... I'm impressed.

Hmmm... lemme see... 7/7 tomorrow... then 1/32,789,657 nine-chins starting Thursday I bet... :-)

[pedro]

super, the oil industry is understaffed, yet you have time to post thousands of post AND get a huge pay raise. What's the deal?

[super_realist]

Our Lord and Saviour St.Nine Chins of Florida is taking care of me Pedro, what more can I say.

[Roller_Coaster]

St Eldrick's fire runs on OPEC's finest.

SR scratches Tiger's back...

[mystiroakey]

Maybe you should take this new found inner peace further SR.

As you can see Blind faith can help you..

[incontinentia]

S_r might even take a pointer from Golf Boys, and re-launch himself as Super 2.oh- a new Tiger friendly version

We've done a lot of good work here

[SmithersJones]

Personally, I can't wait for the backlash!

[barragan]

Final day today - surely its gonna be a cracker

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