Happy Star Wars Day...

... and May 4th be with you

My first guffaw of the day!

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke


Darth Vader and Luke are fighting an epic battle.
Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "But how??!?"
"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents.

Hobo wrote:Darth Vader and Luke are fighting an epic battle.
Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "But how??!?"
"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents.

And that right there was my second guffaw of the day !

Hobo wrote:
Vader replies, "I felt your presents.

ROFL!

I've never actually seen Star Wars

Solerina

I've seen Ep1 in the cinema, but have never seen the original films properly.

My knowledge of the Star Wars story comes from Lego Star Wars on the wii.

Davie wrote:... and May 4th be with you

HA - you quoting me Davie ?

It looks like you are quoting me!

OH No no no !!!!!



Go check on MTL yesterday and The Andymonium thread yesterday

No-one steals my jokes sunshine !

I stay away from the Andy threads for fear of being the first admin to be banned for criticising the moaning little git - but I think you missed the point. You "quoted" me by hitting the "quote" button

Ooops Did I really ?????

So sorry Mr Brittas - I am a prat when it comes to computers.
mainly 'cos I don't know what I' m doing

Like Mr.Y says

DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My apologies once again :run2: