Euro Division LXVI

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers

Bilbao - Afro

Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat

Southampton FC - Marky

PSV - GSC

Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando

Lille - Trebs

Glad t'be bach - Hero

FC Basel - cherriesfna

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

The Nodge - Olly

Fool 'em FC - Azzy

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Afro don't even get involved mate, you moved yo Wales. You have no loyalty.

Afro is correct to move to Wales bro much nicer place. Unless you can't drive then your screwed

Depends what part of Buckinghamshire. Most is fairly posh tbh except places like Aylesbury/Milton Keynes obviously.

They brainwash you in Wales don't they?

That is the only way you can think that. It's so pointless they even missed it off a map of the UK once.

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Afro don't even get involved mate, you moved yo Wales. You have no loyalty.

Afro is correct to move to Wales bro much nicer place. Unless you can't drive then your screwed

Depends what part of Buckinghamshire. Most is fairly posh tbh except places like Aylesbury/Milton Keynes obviously.

They brainwash you in Wales don't they?

That is the only way you can think that. It's so pointless they even missed it off a map of the UK once.

Well it's much nicer place to look at and much cheaper at the pub cost me £6 to get a round in for 4 people also it amuses me how everything is spelled differently to how it sounds like Gwasanaethau which is the name for the service station  

Wales is great. Nice people, beautiful country, fit women. Maybe we should move there!

Nando you in Wales now? What the girls like? Any proper slaggish girls that just want to Frak a city boy?

You're all turncoats.

They only like rugby, Brains, and mining.

nah im back now. there's a lot of fine women in Wales provided you can get past the annoying accent  

Fernando wrote:Afro is correct to move to Wales bro much nicer place.

Thanks.

Although I'm moving back over the border into Herefordshire, which is technically West Midlands  

Fernando wrote:nah im back now. there's a lot of fine women in Wales provided you can get past the annoying accent  

The Welsh accent is the sexiest on a woman. Followed by Irish (not Northern irish mind!).

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Fernando wrote:nah im back now. there's a lot of fine women in Wales provided you can get past the annoying accent  

The Welsh accent is the sexiest on a woman. Followed by Irish (not Northern irish mind!).

Well go live in Cardigan or Llangrannog and your have a field day  

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Fernando wrote:nah im back now. there's a lot of fine women in Wales provided you can get past the annoying accent  

The Welsh accent is the sexiest on a woman. Followed by Irish (not Northern irish mind!).

I like Northern Irish. Welsh is ok. I like Scottish too, there was this girl I was talking too from Glasgow and even though it is a very thick accent there was something pleasant about it.

Depends where in Wales the woman is from.

Newport they sound dull, Cardiff is okay, but Swansea is sexy. North Wales they sound mentally slow.

Fernando wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Afro don't even get involved mate, you moved yo Wales. You have no loyalty.

Afro is correct to move to Wales bro much nicer place. Unless you can't drive then your screwed

Depends what part of Buckinghamshire. Most is fairly posh tbh except places like Aylesbury/Milton Keynes obviously.

They brainwash you in Wales don't they?

That is the only way you can think that. It's so pointless they even missed it off a map of the UK once.

Well it's much nicer place to look at and much cheaper at the pub cost me £6 to get a round in for 4 people also it amuses me how everything is spelled differently to how it sounds like Gwasanaethau which is the name for the service station   

What amuses me is when they have taken English words that have no immediate Welsh equivalent, so they make it up. It usually consists of changing one letter and it sounding exactly the same. Like Peas is Welsh is Pys

And did you know the reason why we call Penguins, Penguins, is from Welsh?

Pen Gwyn in Welsh means White Head

How do you say Winkle in Welsh?

You shuld come live in Naaaarridge buh

Viva is a Pigyn  

VivaPaulScholes wrote:How do you say Winkle in Welsh?

vi Va I believe

Pigyn gwyn.

Mae gen ti cont mawr drewllyd a fronnau flewog

Fernando wrote:Mae gen ti cont mawr drewllyd a fronnau flewog

I hope that was directed at Viva, rather than me? 

Just to check, tactics due tonight, so I can't buy someone today and include them in my tactics. Right?

I went on Google translation and it's clear that Nando aimed that at you Afro.

I've got a couple of ferrero richer in the office, been there for 4 months stil in the wrapper. Is it safe to eat?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I've got a couple of ferrero richer in the office, been there for 4 months stil in the wrapper. Is it safe to eat?

They will both almost certainly have salmonella and you'll die.

Too late I've already ate it, the chocolate taste a little drier then normal and the outside shell is not as crispy. There's another three left.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I've got a couple of ferrero richer in the office, been there for 4 months stil in the wrapper. Is it safe to eat?

They will both almost certainly have salmonella and you'll die.

You don't salmonella from chochlates.

Googled salmonella chocolate and it came up. Goodbye everyone.

 

You'll probably be fine. But if not, and because I was a good friend in warning you, can I have your stuff?

What is the weirdest thing you've all eaten? I've had Kangaroo. In Belgium of all places. I have also eaten "hearts" which are...well, hearts. I won't be doing that again.

I have a friend who ate some chillies he found on a wall. They were extremely hot too he says. But first, who leaves a chilli on a wall? And secondly, why on earth did he eat them?

Someone reported something

I've eaten camel, locusts, frogs, snails, wildboar, oysters, shark, scorpion, ants, quite a few bits really.

GSC wrote:Someone reported something

Yes, it was somebody on the wind up.

Hero wrote:I've eaten camel, locusts, frogs, snails, wildboar, oysters, shark, scorpion, ants, quite a few bits really.

You ate a camel?

Which part of the camel?

When they're carving do they ask if you want leg or hump?

No it wasnt.

I got taken to a "seafood" place in Singapore, which was built in the old grandstand of a disused horse racing track.

You had to go out the back to pick your food, which were all alive in about 100 different blue plastic boxes (like the kind you would get from B&Q to store stuff in your house.

We had deep fried frog, which pretty much involved them hacking up the frog, coating it in a breadcrumb and deep frying it. It looked like KFC. Anyway, we went around the table with a few reluctant eaters, until everyone had been persuaded to try some, nearly everyone was surprised by how nice it was. Except one Australian girl who wouldn't try some.

We finally persuaded her, so she took a random bit and promptly bit into one of only two bits that contained the eyes!!

Even I felt sick, and I'll eat anything once.

It was a burger so I don't know which bit or bits it contained, probably its toe.

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Someone reported something

Yes, it was somebody on the wind up.

Complete wind-up. I hope it wasn't serious as it would be pretty pedantic

Hero wrote:It was a burger so I don't know which bit or bits it contained, probably its toe.

I am partial to a bit of camel toe.

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Someone reported something

Yes, it was somebody on the wind up.

Complete wind-up. I hope it wasn't serious as it would be pretty pedantic

Said person reported it because Viva went on a crusade reporting non-English posts before I imagine. It is in the rules though.

sodhat wrote:

Hero wrote:It was a burger so I don't know which bit or bits it contained, probably its toe.

I am partial to a bit of camel toe.

Is that why you keep getting adverts for tight pants across the top of your screen?

By any chance was said persons name beginning with B and ending in ull?

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Someone reported something

Yes, it was somebody on the wind up.

Complete wind-up. I hope it wasn't serious as it would be pretty pedantic

Said person reported it because Viva went on a crusade reporting non-English posts before I imagine. It is in the rules though.

Viva was on his man period that day as I recall, getting offended by the smallest of things. He even went and grassed us up on the 'alert a moderator' thread, in the hope of getting a mod-ship

Oh yeah I remember that day, I was a very angry bird that morning for some reason 

Good on whoever it was for getting him back, even after all this time

Obviously we aren't allowed to say who reported what. I think that's a rule of the forum. I'm not sure, but I won't say in case that post gets reported and I get in trouble like Viva is.

6 months ban is the rumour.

When in doubt Blame Bull  

Bull is a good lad, we need him back as a manager.

I wasn't aware of Viva's previous.

In that case, I think what goes around comes around and the mooted punishment seems more approriate now. It gets my vote anyway.

Well done to the reporter

Just goes to show that you can't relax for one moment around here. It's not long before someone drags up 'you said the complete opposite 4 and a half years ago on 606v1, look, here's the link...'.

Viva, I hope you take your punishment seriously and don't try to circumvent the rules like certain striped individuals around here

Mind you, my boss was stood looking at something on my screen when the email of the report arrived.

I'm pretty sure he saw the little preview that pops up saying

"###Joe Bloggs### has just reported a post from VivaPaulScholes"

Hoping he's not expecting me to explain that one