Post match head lines

First topic message reminder :

Just for a wee bit of fun (and something that started on another thread), I thought it would be enjoyable to write the headlines across the country if your team won or lost...

To start, if Scotland lost to South African this weekend, the headlines in each country could be


In Scotland
"Braveheart Scots heart broken by spirited defeat"

or

"Third division football provides thrilling nil- nil draw in front of record crowd of 2 sheep and a heron, in other news Scotland have a rugby team... allegedly"...

In England
"South Africa Rumble on"

In Wales
"Scotland's pre-season hits a bump"

In Ireland
"Sunday rugby leads to higher Guinness Sales, but less crac"






Have fun on Friday (and remember this is just some light hearted fun)

"Scotland unveil new weather machine to make murrayfield wetter, windier and boggier"
"Scott Johnsons innovative approach helps the Scots rise through the rankings"

"Whole lotta trouble. Hansen blasts state of Twickenham pitch!"
"Animal rights groups and Steve Lancaster claim the twickenham rabbits should not be kicked out of twickenham"
"Hansen blasts the referee... from close range!"

"Schmidts bandwagon comes off the rails"
"Schmidt wants out!"
"Spuds found to be growing in the aviva pitch"

"McKenzie writes to the IRB, EU, Australian prime minister and world health organisation to ban scrums"

"Gatland blames poor pitch for Welsh defest"
"Caught on camera: Gatland punches ref"
"Out of date eggs at breakfast responsible for Welsh players poor performance claims Gatland"
"Rabo based Welsh players undercoooked claims Gatland"
"French based Welsh players overcooked claims Gatland"