[solved]Mafia- The return of Bullsack Holmes

First topic message reminder :

Rules

1. Keep talk about the game in this unless it is specially allowed by your role to talk via PM.
2. You should never edit/delete posts.
3. Do not post when dead.
4. When you want to place a vote make it in bold. Example: Vote: Bull. Non bold votes don't count for anything.
5. Game in split into day and night phases. During the day phase everyone votes as a collective to lynch (or not). Majority vote wins. Game switches to night mode following the lynch (or no lynch).
6. During night mode, mafia and special role players carry out their roles via pm to me.
7. Whenever someone has received majority vote (example 6 with 11, 5 with 9 etc.) that player will be immediately lynched even if the hammer vote is changed before the lynching.
8. Mafia must tell me which member commits the murder each night (if more than 1 mafia member)
9. THE DOCTOR, 100%, NEVER EVER EVER EVER CAN SAVE THEMSELVES.
10. Viva cannot make anyone swear on their mums life. It's annoying and pointless. He will be lynched instantly if he asks anyone to do so.

The Game

1. You win as a team. You still win if your side wins, while you're dead.
2. Player roles were determined via random.org.
3. If you have any questions about your role or how the game works, send me a PM.
4. I will not lie to you.
5. You can say anything except quote any of my PMs.

Roles (Will probably be updated):
Mafia: Standard Mafia member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player to kill.
Mafia Roleblocker: Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player to kill, and can nominate 1 player and block their actions.

Town: Standard Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. No Night phase duties.
Doctor: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can opt to save a player from dying, *players killed during the same night phase only* - Cannot save themselves
Cop: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can investigate one player to get an innocent/guilty verdict
Watcher: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player, and will be informed which players have carried out an action on that player, but not which action...

For some reason I don't have any functions on my posts - I can't bold or anything. Also really small font size.

One vote takes out TSJ, who has been after me since day 1.

Afro wrote:  Dear god. Stop being afraid of killing the wrong person in Olly. If you don't no one is winning

Exactly, its logical. Either we try for the mafia now and have a 1/5 chance or kill Olly off and have a 1/3 chance later. We can't win with an inactive.

TSJ: Azzy, Viva
Olly:, GSC, TSJ

If you can't bold then precede your votes with "i love willies in my bum bum" and I'll accept.

Fine.

i love willies in my bum bum Olly

GSC wrote:

Afro wrote:  Dear god. Stop being afraid of killing the wrong person in Olly. If you don't no one is winning

Exactly, its logical. Either we try for the mafia now and have a 1/5 chance or kill Olly off and have a 1/3 chance later. We can't win with an inactive.

Especially if you kill someone else this round. You would be left with needing 2 votes out of 3 for a majority and Olly not voting. Unless Olly is the mafia, you then can't win as the mafia isn't going to vote for himself

I be suspicious that Viva doesn't want to kill an inactive, but I'll stay on Olly.

TSJ: Viva
Olly: GSC, TSJ, Azzy

Olly is therefore lynched before the town, and Azzy weeps a tear of sorrow as the man he told his darkest secret to perishes.

On robbing his corpse of valuables the crowd find a six-fingered plastic glove. He was a doctor.

GSC wrote:I be suspicious that Viva doesn't want to kill an inactive, but I'll stay on Olly.

Because Viva thinks too much about it, rather than applying logic

Night time, crunts.

That's because Olly is a townie zippered before the mafia doesn't return the runner confirms he was Mafia to get game going. You can play with a non active townie but not with a non active mafia.

I'm sorry Afro maybe I care about my town and want everyone to survive.

Watch as Azzy kills me off because he knows I know it's him.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
I'm sorry Afro maybe I care about my town and want everyone to survive.

Then you are playing the wrong game.

Vote Cherries   

The town awakens to a sultry summer day, and the heat makes for a terrible smell as it cooks TSJ's rotting flesh.

He's surrounded by cans of Super Tenants and appears to have been force-fed deep fried Mars bars all night.

He was murdered, but he died happy. He was a townie.

Resume.

Hmm. Don't vote yet.

But do vote soon, it's an hour til I go home.

Same for me. Lets see who claims what

The cop is still alive, so if they come out and tell me who is guilty and why I can vote for them. This shouldn't take long.

I'm the cop and I investigated GSC and his the rat.

Vote Viva

Was waiting to see if anyone would claim cop.

Which I'm therefore guessing Azzy was too and investigated TSJ

Azzy vote for GSC if you want to survive.

GSC showing his inexperience jumping in straight away when I confront him.

And so endeth the game.

Viva has been lynched but GSC has been beheaded from behind, Azzy was the mafia. He wins.

Hang around and I'll show you the best PM exchange ever.

Viva   

Why would you claim that?

Sounds good soddy!

Azzy FTW. 2/2 today   

Well done Azzy

WHEN MAFIA GOES WRONG

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:56 pm
Investigate TSC

sodhat Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:57 pm
Mafioso

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:01 pm
You said tsc is mafia in pm but a townie on main page I'm confused.

sodhat Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:02 pm
Which do you mean, Azzy or The Special Juan?

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:04 pm
I asked you to investigate TSC and you said he is a mafia but on the main page you said TSC has been killed and is a townie.

sodhat Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:07 pm
Scratch my first reply then - TSJ (the now dead guy) is a townie.

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:07 pm
You've made a mistake, you thought I said GSC when I said TSJ haha now I know GSC is a mafia.

Well I did say Azzy was going to get me

Well this was a massive fail

sodhat wrote:WHEN MAFIA GOES WRONG

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:56 pm
Investigate TSC

sodhat Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:57 pm
Mafioso

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:01 pm
You said tsc is mafia in pm but a townie on main page I'm confused.

sodhat Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:02 pm
Which do you mean, Azzy or The Special Juan?

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:04 pm
I asked you to investigate TSC and you said he is a mafia but on the main page you said TSC has been killed and is a townie.

sodhat Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:07 pm
Scratch my first reply then - TSJ (the now dead guy) is a townie.

VivaPaulScholes Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:07 pm
You've made a mistake, you thought I said GSC when I said TSJ haha now I know GSC is a mafia.

Quality

This is Sodhats fault.

That exchange is going in the new homepages OP.

Partially Azzy's fault for choosing the initials TSC.

Mostly Viva's fault for not knowing that Juan is spelt with a J now.

If you told me TSJ was a Townie first time round I'd never kill GSC.

Viva wins the manager of the week award for that

VivaPaulScholes wrote:This is Sodhats fault.

Hardly. you asked to investigate TSC (Azzy) and he told you he was mafia.

TSC, TSJ and GSC should never be allowed to play mafia together

Azzys new name is TheSecondComing Viva. You asked for TSC

VivaPaulScholes wrote:If you told me TSJ was a Townie first time round I'd never kill GSC.

If you'd have asked if TSJ was a townie, I'd have told you. You didn't.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:If you told me TSJ was a Townie first time round I'd never kill GSC.

I just had coffee come out my nose laughing at this

This has made my afternoon

Sheep tomorrow everyone as we finalise the league plans. Nearly there!

 

Just got it now haha.

Thank you for brightening up the afternoon Viva.

The world would not be the same without you.

Now I genuinely have to get a cloth to mop up the coffee/snot combo

I was almost in tears when he worked it out that he was going to do GSC.

My pleasure Afro.

This is what happens when people keep changing names, TSJ was known as TSC when he first joined v2?