[solved]Mafia- The return of Bullsack Holmes

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Rules

1. Keep talk about the game in this unless it is specially allowed by your role to talk via PM.
2. You should never edit/delete posts.
3. Do not post when dead.
4. When you want to place a vote make it in bold. Example: Vote: Bull. Non bold votes don't count for anything.
5. Game in split into day and night phases. During the day phase everyone votes as a collective to lynch (or not). Majority vote wins. Game switches to night mode following the lynch (or no lynch).
6. During night mode, mafia and special role players carry out their roles via pm to me.
7. Whenever someone has received majority vote (example 6 with 11, 5 with 9 etc.) that player will be immediately lynched even if the hammer vote is changed before the lynching.
8. Mafia must tell me which member commits the murder each night (if more than 1 mafia member)
9. THE DOCTOR, 100%, NEVER EVER EVER EVER CAN SAVE THEMSELVES.
10. Viva cannot make anyone swear on their mums life. It's annoying and pointless. He will be lynched instantly if he asks anyone to do so.

The Game

1. You win as a team. You still win if your side wins, while you're dead.
2. Player roles were determined via random.org.
3. If you have any questions about your role or how the game works, send me a PM.
4. I will not lie to you.
5. You can say anything except quote any of my PMs.

Roles (Will probably be updated):
Mafia: Standard Mafia member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player to kill.
Mafia Roleblocker: Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player to kill, and can nominate 1 player and block their actions.

Town: Standard Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. No Night phase duties.
Doctor: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can opt to save a player from dying, *players killed during the same night phase only* - Cannot save themselves
Cop: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can investigate one player to get an innocent/guilty verdict
Watcher: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player, and will be informed which players have carried out an action on that player, but not which action...

Targeting the new guy so soon mafia

Vote Viva

Tend to agree with Azzy. We always pick on the new player, and Viva knows that

It is also likely if we lynch Cherries that he is cop or doc

What does a no lynch mean?

Double Vote Azzy

Only a Mafia who knows he has been found out would make such a manouvere

Vote change: no lynching

At the moment no one has any clue, so might as well give the cop the chance to investigate rather than risk killing him

No lynch - GSC, Afro
Viva - Azzy
Azzy - Viva

Vote Afro

100% Mafia he waited until the oppurtunity was right

Your being a bit erratic Viva, which is suspicious.

But I'm keeping to no lynching as it's still our best option at the moment

Vote Afro

No lynching s stupid and mafia like stupid so there evidence

Vote change: Afro

No lynch is bad news for us.

Vote Azzy

I'll explain in next post

sodhat wrote:No lynch - GSC, Afro
Viva - Azzy
Azzy - Viva

I've still got my Afro vote.

No lynch - GSC, Afro
Viva - Azzy
Azzy - Viva
Afro - TSJ

Why is it stupid? It makes more sense for the Townies to want no lynching. We have no clue and it's a 80% chance we get a non mafia

The mafia should want a lynching as it is 5:1 that we will kill one of ourselves and do their job for them

Azzy waited while the majority voted for someone, he went for Cherries assuming we would all go for him, then went for me as I caught him out and then Afro when I changed my vote. Azzy is the Mafia, Cherries please vote for him.

Tick tick.

I'll have to call time on this round soon. Hurry up and hit a consensus or we're skating towards a no-lynch zone.

Soddy what the hell is going on with you tracking the voting? You're miles behind

Viva you are being ridiculous. Do you want some benylin for your period?

With nothing to back it up the votes, 80% chance we kill an innocent, 20% the mafia.

Lynching one of our own helps the mafia and it is stacked in favour that we would kill one of our own.

No lynching at least gives the cop a chance to investigate and give us something to start with

Vote change: Viva

Playing your mafia role very badly my friend.

No lynch - GSC, Afro
Azzy - Viva
Afro - TSJ, TSC

Soz lol.

Can we hang someone lease,

Cherries did vote btw, but he didn't bold it.

TheSecondComing wrote:Vote change: Viva

Playing your mafia role very badly my friend.

Frak sake, you just made me change it from that.

How is no lynch bad news.

TheSecondComing wrote:Soddy what the hell is going on with you tracking the voting? You're miles behind

Viva you are being ridiculous. Do you want some benylin for your period?

Blatent Mafia behaviour, a Townie Azzy never behaves like that ever he is always cool and calm. I'll give Buffon for free if Azzy is not Mafia that is how confident I am.

I'll take that bet Viva. Now say 'ahh' for me.

TheSecondComing wrote:Cherries did vote btw, but he didn't bold it.

Then he didn't vote   

No lynch - GSC, Afro
Azzy - Viva
Viva - Azzy
Afro - TSJ

TheSecondComing wrote:I'll take that bet Viva. Now say 'ahh' for me.

An if you are Mafia I get Pirlo for free.

sodhat wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:Cherries did vote btw, but he didn't bold it.

Then he didn't vote   

This

Cherries - vote in bold son, hurry up.

GSC/Afro - do either of you want to change your vote? If not, I'll change mine to no lynch so we can move past this farce. 6 people in daytime doesn't work, you need 4 for a majority and you never ever get that.

This is going nowhere

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:I'll take that bet Viva. Now say 'ahh' for me.

An if you are Mafia I get Pirlo for free.

Agreed. Do me a favour, take your clothes off and sit on that bed there.

TheSecondComing wrote:Cherries - vote in bold son, hurry up.

GSC/Afro - do either of you want to change your vote? If not, I'll change mine to no lynch so we can move past this farce. 6 people in daytime doesn't work, you need 4 for a majority and you never ever get that.

Exactly. It favors us to improve our odds

TheSecondComing wrote:Cherries - vote in bold son, hurry up.

GSC/Afro - do either of you want to change your vote? If not, I'll change mine to no lynch so we can move past this farce. 6 people in daytime doesn't work, you need 4 for a majority and you never ever get that.

I don't want to change it. Purely on probability, we risk killing our own by lynching

The odds are against us killing the mafia with random lynch votes in round 1

Vote change: no lynch

Guarantee Viva doesn't kill me at night, so you all think I'm mafia.

This is as it stands:

No lynch - GSC, Afro
Azzy - Viva
Viva - Azzy
Afro - TSJ

You've til the clock on my PC hits 3:10 before it's nighttime.

CHERRIES YOU ARE PIZZING US OFF NOW, FUDGING VOTE IN BOLD YOU SLAAAAAG.

No lynch - GSC, Afro, Azzy
Azzy - Viva
Afro - TSJ

Frak you, Azzy. Every time I post you change.

TheSecondComing wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:I'll take that bet Viva. Now say 'ahh' for me.

An if you are Mafia I get Pirlo for free.

Agreed. Do me a favour, take your clothes off and sit on that bed there.

You've got big balls, if I was in a drug deal with Colombians I would take you with me. I'm still sticking to my guns and voting you.

Vote No. Lynch

Cba to kill random people

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:I'll take that bet Viva. Now say 'ahh' for me.

An if you are Mafia I get Pirlo for free.

Agreed. Do me a favour, take your clothes off and sit on that bed there.

You've got big balls, if I was in a drug deal with Colombians I would take you with me. I'm still sticking to my guns and voting you.

Or he's not mafia and you've just bet Buffon on a 4/1 shot

If you were in a drug deal with Colombians, I'd make us both wear Carlos Valderrama wigs and fake moustaches. Not sure you'd want me there in reality.

Now this may feel slightly odd as I press it into your bumhole.

Good lad Cherries. I'll loan you Buffon for one game.

TheSecondComing wrote:Vote change: no lynch

Guarantee Viva doesn't kill me at night, so you all think I'm mafia.

Good plan Azzy, vote no lynch and kill someone else during the night session making everyone think it's me.

I think starting during the day is better because you could be allocated the position of townie and then killed immediately during the night. It would just be a case of Hi,thanks for coming, bye".

I suspect I might die as I normally do, but as a townie I'll take the hit for the team to ensure the cop doesn't

I'm really looking forward to acquiring my new keeper after this game. You're a Buffon if you think I'm the mafia. And you'll be biting your Pirlo in agony once the realisation of failure hits you.

It's night time mother-lovers.

Role players votes to me. Well done you all, you will make it to bed tonight.

We can cancel the bet if you like Azzy.