Euro Division Homepage LXXVII

Are we playing sheep?

We should be. We most certainly will be next week when I'm voting.

If every Manager was a WWE wrestler, which would they be

Viva
Azzy
GSC
Miky
Olly
Trebs
Mafro
Nando
Hero
Sodhat
Cherries

Azzy remember Ronny Runt Face?

I remember Rex the Runt

Sheep.

Make those questions sheep idgaf

GSC watch your language young man. 

Azzy wants to be Randy Orton but he's more of a British Bulldog. I don't watch wrestling enough.

No, neither do I so I'm relying on memory.

sodhat wrote:I remember Rex the Runt

He'd have been your 606 rival if he was still around, good looking, funny, handsome, kind, loving but I think you'd have pipped him if I was a female and I had to date one of you.

Nando =Big Show
Viva = Stone Cold Steve Austin
Azzy = Triple H

Of course I remember Ronny, he was a top fella and I believe the first to adopt our manager, assistant manager, chairman and chief scout hierarchy

We need Ronny back.

If I was in the WWE I'd be The Mountie. We've discussed this. I'm handsome, I'm brave, I'm strong. I'll use a cattle prod to stun you and probe you. I look good in a uniform. I have cool shades just like him.

In terms of physique, I compare myself to Big John Studd. I imagine Marky and Nando to be like The Natural Disasters:

If we're talking in terms of character, I'd probably be this guy:

I have Miky as Rey Mysterio for some reason

I'd be Owen Hart, I don't look dissimilar to him.

But I'd probably avoid the whole high-wire entrance thing.

Hero has to be Vince.

Viva - Virgil
Azzy - The Million Dollar Man
GSC - Hacksaw Jim Duggan (replacing USA with Notts Forest. Notts Forest! Notts Forest!)
Miky - The Hurricane
Olly - Doink the Clown
Trebs - Mr Kennedy
Afro - Diamond Dallas Page. And that's not a bad thing, that's...A GOOD THING
Marky - Typhoon
Nando - Earthquake
Hero - Vince McMahon
Sodhat - Brutus the Barber Beefcake
Cherries - CM Punk

GSC wrote:Hero has to be Vince.

Who are you?

Olly would be Shane McMahon because he blatantly fancies his sister.

That's spooky GSC   

Soddy, I actually had you down as Marty Janetty, but then I remembered how Brutus used to get beaten up with all sorts of stuff in his barbershop. He seemed a better fit.

I'd have TSJ as The Warlord.

I had Trebs as Ric Flair just because I always notice his age as 52.

Viva could have been Rick Martel in another life.

TheSecondComing wrote:That's spooky GSC   

Soddy, I actually had you down as Marty Janetty, but then I remembered how Brutus used to get beaten up with all sorts of stuff in his barbershop. He seemed a better fit.

I'd have TSJ as The Warlord.

You'd be either Abdullah the Butcher or The Big Boss Man for me.

Maybe Hardcore Holly. Viva would be Crash Holly.

Big Boss Man works for Azzy.

I only said Mr Kennedy because I imagine him announcing his own arrival.

"I hail from some backwater part of lower-class England. I live in a campervan. I support the world's greatest football team...I weigh in at a lean 145lbs. I. Am. Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kendrick.

Kendrick."

Cherries would have to be Eugene, right?

Mark is Brian Knobbs from the Nasty Boys

sodhat wrote:Cherries would have to be Eugene, right?

I was just thinking it but thought it harsh

Or Bobby Lashley for his love of black tonk guys

TSJ would have to be Rowdy Roddy Piper (not really Scottish, I know)

Sent Tactics to Azzy, good luck Soddy

1. Today marks the day of the opening ceremony of the Beijing olympics in 2008. Name a medallist from those games.
2. The Great Train Robbery occurred on this day in 1963. Name one of the robbers.
3. Brian Harvey was born on this day in 1974. Name a boyband from the USA.
4. Today is the earliest day on which Melon Day could fall in Turkmenistan. Name your favourite kind of melon.
5. Bradley off of S Club 7 was born on this day in 1981. Name one of the others in S Club 7.
6. This week in August marks my parents' anniversary. How old do you think my dad is?
7. Chris Eubank was born on this day in 1966. Name one of his opponents.
8. Name a currently active sportswoman who you'd totally bang

Answers to me by 15:30.

I have added learning to sheep. One of those questions is easily my favourite too.

I reckon this deserves a £500k bonus for originality. Good old Wikipedia.

I have a great S Club 7 story to tell once we've done sheep. It involves gay sax.

So it involves the blonde dude, right?

I don't want to influence the voting, but yes, yes it does. I may as well tell it now - it was a month before they were signed up to a record deal, and a friend of mine was going out with him. I'd met him and thought he was weird.

Then he turns round and says 'it's not you, it's me. I'm gay'. Starts going out with this really ugly fella. Then signs a record deal and becomes clean cut Mr Nice Guy. He had to pretend to be straight to be famous.

And I touched another of the band once, but you know that because I PMed you. I also met two others in a pub in Crouch End, I beat the bloke at pool because it was winner stays on and he'd beaten her. I think he had six balls left. She was not all that either.

Come to think of it, I've only not met one of S Club. And I'm glad about that too. She's rancid.

Soddy, does my answer for the boyband count?

sodhat wrote:So it involves the blonde dude, right?

I've always said you look like him

Yes miky.

It was pretty obvious he was gay. Although in fairness I wish people would stop coming out in the press now because it perpetuates the notion that it's abnormal and a big deal. It's not, do what you want, no one has to know.

Thanks.

I saw Jo from S Club in Romford once. I think it was her. She seems gobby.

Stop influencing Sheep!

She's the only one I haven't met. Can't stand her.

There are only 5 of us in anyways Azzy!

 

Nando in at the buzzer.

No more entrants.

Rachel Stevens would get it

sodhat wrote:Nando in at the buzzer.

No more entrants.

TWSS

GSC wrote:Rachel Stevens would get it

She's the one I touched once. I had the choice of her or Tina, but went with my heart. And my donger. Tina only wins on the 'I need a babysitter' level.

TheSecondComing wrote:

sodhat wrote:Nando in at the buzzer.

No more entrants.

TWSS

Olly's mum never says that   

Fun fact for you all - myself and Nando live in the county that the great train robbery happened in I believe.