Euro Division Homepage LXXVII

sodhat wrote:Would you hump a midget?

I have a friend who really wants to do a midget, so when he's engaged I'm going to arrange midget strippers. They exist, right?

Yeah I'd do 85 percent of the categories on xhamster.

Hero wrote:My wife has a phobia of midgets, which is ironic as she's only 5ft 1 herself.

No its not, 5'1 is not classed as a midget or dwarf. An you need to change my name homeboy.

K.O.B.A. wrote:

sodhat wrote:Would you hump a midget?

I have a friend who really wants to do a midget, so when he's engaged I'm going to arrange midget strippers. They exist, right?

Yeah I'd do 85 percent of the categories on xhamster.

Trans?

Re: Euro Division Homepage LXXVII
Post by TheSecondComing on Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:29 am

I might do one more update later, but be warned - I am planning to do voting and results tomorrow morning. It's the one time every week my boss is in a meeting and it's the only guaranteed time I have to do results.

So, get your tactics in on time or risk a default loss

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I believe 10:29 is classified as Monday morning, no?   

There's a guy on TM whose update date is 06.01.2030. He'll be 40. As he's Cameroonian, I assume that means his real age will be 74.

TM is doing weird stuff. How Viorel Moldovan is worth more than £5m when he's been retired for 5 years is beyond me. Chivu has a value still too.

They're in the 15% that I won't do. 

One off my friends went Thailand last year and was so close to banging a transsexual, he didn't know and I can't blame him he showed me a picture of her and she looked better than most girls.

Would you rather a chick with a dick or a guy with a fanny?

You know, if you had to.

Is this something you have thought about before Soddy?

sodhat wrote:Would you rather a chick with a dick or a guy with a fanny?

You know, if you had to.

Well neither would be pleasant, but you just have to think what you would be able to do or have done to you if you selected a chick with a dick. Guy with a fanny has to offer the better of two evils

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:Would you rather a chick with a dick or a guy with a fanny?

You know, if you had to.

Well neither would be pleasant, but you just have to think what you would be able to do or have done to you if you selected a chick with a dick. Guy with a fanny has to offer the better of two evils

I go the other way. I'd rather see a womanly face and body. I'd just keep my eyes up and obviously attack from the rear.

Chick with a dyck, just stick in her arze, cop a feel from behind, 5mins later, au revoir.

Alan Brazil needs sacking.

Define chick with a dick? It depends.

Attractive lady, breasts, bum, legs. But a dick instead of beef curtains.

But if you pick the chick at some point she'll be using her dick.

K.O.B.A. wrote:But if you pick the chick at some point she'll be using her dick.

As I said, stick in her arze, cop a feel from behind, 5mins later, au revoir. No need to go anywhere near the schnitzel.

You have the right to refuse the dick. In the heat of the moment though, who knows? You might be bang up for a bit of back door action.

sodhat wrote:You have the right to refuse the dick. In the heat of the moment though, who knows? You might be bang up for a bit of back door action.

Then I'd pick the chick with a dick.

Anyone see Sean Bean in Accused? He was attractive as a cross-dresser.

TheSecondComing wrote:Anyone see Sean Bean in Accused? He was attractive as a cross-dresser.

I've watched bits, if you're being serious then you've got some issues Azzy. You can tell he's a man a mile off.

Not from behind you couldn't.

Jared Leto was a convincing woman in Dallas Buyers Club

I'm not saying I would, but with a few beers down me I might not realise until the bulge appears.

 What's happend to this league, Afro wants to bone a man with a vagina, Azzy wants to bang a man dressed as a women but looks blatantly like a man from front or behind and Sodhat wouldn't mind getting boned by a drug addict cross dresser.

Back to more normal matters...

Anyone want to buy Mokhtar off me? I've got a lawyers on him but I reckon he could have an epic season in Eredivirse this season so not sure whether to accept it.

K.O.B.A. wrote: What's happend to this league, Afro wants to bone a man with a vagina, Azzy wants to bang a man dressed as a women but looks blatantly like a man from front or behind and Sodhat wouldn't mind getting boned by a drug addict cross dresser.

I don't want to get boned, but I'm saying it would be tougher than usual to tell whether they were a man until the skirt is off.

That then becomes the decision point. Then I think frankly I'm getting the hell out of there.

Can i request someone's opinion on a player via PM   

Hit me Nando, I'm all out of TPs.

sodhat wrote:

K.O.B.A. wrote: What's happend to this league, Afro wants to bone a man with a vagina, Azzy wants to bang a man dressed as a women but looks blatantly like a man from front or behind and Sodhat wouldn't mind getting boned by a drug addict cross dresser.

I don't want to get boned, but I'm saying it would be tougher than usual to tell whether they were a man until the skirt is off.

That then becomes the decision point. Then I think frankly I'm getting the hell out of there.

After a couple of drinks and a sniff or two of cocaine you seem the type to give anything a go once.

What are we thinking about Suarez tomorrow? I can see him getting away with it.

TheSecondComing wrote:Hit me Nando, I'm all out of TPs.

Sent

This could go either really well or supremely badly   

K.O.B.A. wrote:

sodhat wrote:

K.O.B.A. wrote: What's happend to this league, Afro wants to bone a man with a vagina, Azzy wants to bang a man dressed as a women but looks blatantly like a man from front or behind and Sodhat wouldn't mind getting boned by a drug addict cross dresser.

I don't want to get boned, but I'm saying it would be tougher than usual to tell whether they were a man until the skirt is off.

That then becomes the decision point. Then I think frankly I'm getting the hell out of there.

After a couple of drinks and a sniff or two of cocaine you seem the type to give anything a go once.

Never done drugs, too scared they'd kill me

Ask away with your opinion Nandos.

Nandos..

sodhat wrote:Attractive lady, breasts, bum, legs. But a dick instead of beef curtains.

It's the equivelent of saying would you do this lady?

sodhat wrote:

K.O.B.A. wrote:

sodhat wrote:

K.O.B.A. wrote: What's happend to this league, Afro wants to bone a man with a vagina, Azzy wants to bang a man dressed as a women but looks blatantly like a man from front or behind and Sodhat wouldn't mind getting boned by a drug addict cross dresser.

I don't want to get boned, but I'm saying it would be tougher than usual to tell whether they were a man until the skirt is off.

That then becomes the decision point. Then I think frankly I'm getting the hell out of there.

After a couple of drinks and a sniff or two of cocaine you seem the type to give anything a go once.

Never done drugs, too scared they'd kill me

Not even Marijuana? I had you down as a daredevil.

K.O.B.A. wrote:

sodhat wrote:

K.O.B.A. wrote:

sodhat wrote:

K.O.B.A. wrote: What's happend to this league, Afro wants to bone a man with a vagina, Azzy wants to bang a man dressed as a women but looks blatantly like a man from front or behind and Sodhat wouldn't mind getting boned by a drug addict cross dresser.

I don't want to get boned, but I'm saying it would be tougher than usual to tell whether they were a man until the skirt is off.

That then becomes the decision point. Then I think frankly I'm getting the hell out of there.

After a couple of drinks and a sniff or two of cocaine you seem the type to give anything a go once.

Never done drugs, too scared they'd kill me

Not even Marijuana? I had you down as a daredevil.

I've smoked it a couple of times but never regularly. I'd probably quite enjoy it but I much prefer beer.

I dunno why I'm so put off drugs. I remember a lot of news about people dying when I was younger so I've never really wanted to do them.

Is this a woman that likes playing with strapons? Or was she operated on? Or born with it?

Premier League has been updated on TM...

Cherries has 34m in saleable assets now   

Trebs wrote:Is this a woman that likes playing with strapons? Or was she operated on? Or born with it?

She had an operation but the guy was born with a vagina so he is all natural.

Well that update has just blown this little money league to shreds   

Markovic up to 17m from 8.8m
Schneiderlin up to 17m from 7.5m
Enner Valencia up to 8.8m from 1.4m

Thought about buying Markovic yesterday. Damn

Loic Remy - no change (bizarrely)
Jon Flanagan - £0.9m to £7m (more than I thought)
Calum Chambers - £1.8m to £10.6m (about what I thought)
Stefan de Vrij - £5.3m to £8.8m (a couple of days ago)
Alessio Romagnoli - £1.3m to £2.6m (on 1 July when I hadn't looked)
James Ward-Prowse - £3.1m to £4.4m (not as much as I thought)
Nabil Bentaleb - £440k to £2.6m (not as much as I thought)

None too shabby all told. My three young guns in defence went from £8m to £26.4m

I had:

Ben Davies £4.8m to £8.8m
Ron Vlaar £4.4m to £5.7m
Adnan Januzaj £5.3m m to £8.8m

Vlaar about what I expected, Davies moved for £11m according to TM so less than I thought, Januzaj I thought would be £10m at least, so a bit less than I was hoping for too.

It's the Dutch increases that have disappointed a bit. Veltman and Klaassen both went up less than £1m.

I've had no rises at all from the Premier League but didn't expect many as I don't own any apart from Kurt Zouma and Reece James, thought he'd have had a first price.

I thought Remy was due a good £5m increase. Shows what I know. I don't think TM takes into account transfer fees as much as they ought. If Markovic moved for £20m, his value should be at least that, why would Liverpool 'market value' him at £17.5m?

Afro wrote:I had:

Ben Davies £4.8m to £8.8m
Ron Vlaar £4.4m to £5.7m
Adnan Januzaj £5.3m m to £8.8m

Vlaar about what I expected, Davies moved for £11m according to TM so less than I thought, Januzaj I thought would be £10m at least, so a bit less than I was hoping for too.

It's the Dutch increases that have disappointed a bit. Veltman and Klaassen both went up less than £1m.

Not the well above 10m you quoted me a few weeks ago  

K.O.B.A. wrote:

Afro wrote:I had:

Ben Davies £4.8m to £8.8m
Ron Vlaar £4.4m to £5.7m
Adnan Januzaj £5.3m m to £8.8m

Vlaar about what I expected, Davies moved for £11m according to TM so less than I thought, Januzaj I thought would be £10m at least, so a bit less than I was hoping for too.

It's the Dutch increases that have disappointed a bit. Veltman and Klaassen both went up less than £1m.

Not the well above 10m you quoted me a few weeks ago  

I know  . I won't be selling him for a lawyers now as I can't replace him like for like with what I would get

I think I did well out of my Flanagan-Stambouli deal now

Azzy is sorted for next season, how am I supposed to compete against such financial power houses. 

Ps4 10m sales and 2015 is going to murder Xbox did you see the Sony conference.

Bought Sturridge for 17.6m yesterday, hes now 22m